Season 23 (2011-2012)

The Simpsons go on a family cruise, where the cruise director, Rowan Priddis, sings the song “Enjoy It While You Can” at dinner.

Rowan Priddis: Enjoy it while you can /

Ice sculptures, conga lines, and working on your tan /

Enjoy it while you're here /

One week of glitz and glam instead of pain and fear /

In just a few days' time, this boat pulls into dock /

And when it does, you lovely people may be in for a shock /

Here you've made exciting friends /

Back home you'll all lose touch /

Here, Hawaiian shirts are cool /

Back home, well, not so much /

Back home, you'll be too tired for making magic in the sack /

So, eat buffet, and play, and pray /

There's some delay on our way back /

Enjoy it while you can /

Here at sea, we drink and frolic /

Back home that's called alcoholic /

Your future’s up but parabolic /

Enjoy it while you can.