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"I Am Furious (Yellow)"
"I Am Furious (Yellow)"
Bart has fleeting viral success with his Angry Dad cartoon, bankrolled by a tech investor who paid Bart in stock.
Internet Guy: We’re bankrupt. Your stock is at zero.
Bart: But I have 52 million shares! What's 52 million times zero?! And don't tell me it's zero!
"Little Girl in the Big Ten"
"Little Girl in the Big Ten"
While taking an off-campus gymnastics class, Lisa approaches two older girls and notices a novel in one of their backpacks.
Lisa (gasps): You’re reading Gravity’s Rainbow?
Tina: Re-reading.
Carrie: Sorry, what are you guys talking about? I was making fractals.
2. Ralph sees Lisa driving away with the girls, who she has just learned are college students.
Ralph: See you tomorrow, Lisa! We find out what five minus three is!
3. Some of the Springfield Elementary students tease Lisa for being gifted and adopting a collegiate lifestyle.
Nelson: Hey, Einstein, what's a million plus a million?
Lisa: Two million.
Nelson: So!
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