Season 37 (2025-2026)

"Bart 'N' Frink"

1. Bart enters Professor Frink’s home laboratory, where a blackboard is filled with a solution of a quadratic equation using the quadratic formula.

2. Frink, with the Simpsons as his guests, attends his college reunion at the compound of a billionaire former classmate, Peter.

Frink: Peter, how long has it been?  9.56 times ten to the third days?  Oh, that was witty and delivered rather calmly . . .

"Day of the Jack-up"

1. Mr. Smithers proposes to Mr. Burns that he spend the power plant’s windfall on a new concert arena as a money-making venture.

Smithers: The arena could have video on the outside, and, uh, we could make it an interesting shape, maybe spherical.

Burns: Yes, I have the perfect name.  We’ll call it “The Circulus.”

2. An FBI criminal profiler is in charge of an operation at the concert venue to find ticket reseller SeatMiser, who in fact is Bart, attending a concert with his family.

Bart (interior monologue): This profiler thinks she’s got me cornered.  But there’s no corners in a Circulus.

3. At the venue, the profiler and Chief Wiggum use a computer to purchase tickets for the concert in progress.

Profiler: We’ve got him now.  Buying those tickets will allow us to triangulate the exact location of SeatMiser’s phone.

Wiggum: Ah, the triangle – geometry’s bloodhound.

"Guess Who's Coming to Skinner"