Getting Started at SISS

If you're new to Social Interaction Services Syndicate LTD, there are just a few things you need to know to get started.

• Punctuality is one of the pillars of society, so make sure to set your alarm clock and leave enough time for your commute.

• Our dress code is very strict (in many ways) so be sure to be showered and wearing clean, office-appropriate clothes.

• Every employee contributes valuable and unique skills, so you should spend your free time practicing and improving your skills. You never know what new "challenges" might come up on the job!

• A good employee takes their responsibilities seriously, even if it's something as simple as watering their plants.

As a Sissy (an affectionate term for employees of SISS), you'll encounter a wide variety of people and situations among our many subdivisions, subsidiaries, and subordinates. Most of these will be fun and exciting new experiences for an employee coming from a smaller organization, but some may make you uncomfortable. For this reason it's important to not miss your initial evaluation with your SISS-provided psychologist (usually scheduled the Friday of your first work week). Your therapist will ensure that you're a good fit for the position, and address any concerns you may have about the position (or any other position!). 

All new employees are started on a probationary period to ensure they're a good fit before becoming a permanent fixture in the organization. Don't worry! SISS knows that good talent is hard to find, so you don't need to worry about being fired for anything short of failure to show up to work (though be warned that a lack of focus shown towards your current position may result in re-purposing to a different job). As long as you keep showing up at work, our managers will figure out how to whip you into shape in no time!

We look forward to your first day!

However, if you've already started and you're having some issues, try our intranet knowledgebase.

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