Fun Fact 1: DFG Plasma is gay
Fun Fact 2: Antonio's name was originally going to be Santiago, but we changed it last minute.
Fun Fact 3: Myguel, Antonio, and the other green carrots all came from claw-machines
Fun Fact 4: Fedy Fazber's Pizza is based off of Five Night's at Freddy's
Fun Fact 5: Cornelious' hand wasn't supposed to fall off. It just broke
Fun Fact 6: During the filming of Mario's Decay, we soaked Myguel and left him in a freezer for 3 hours making him completely frozen.
Fun Fact 7: Myguel's original name was "Colton the carrot".
Fun Fact 8: The final scene of Decay when Myguel was set on fire took an hour to make.
Fun Fact 9: Luigi is suddenly Mexican in Decay because he had serious brain damage in between CBM and Post-CBM.
Fun Fact 10: The Mario brothers lost weight in between CBM and Post-CBM, hence why they aren't slippers in the Post-CBM movies.
Fun Fact 11: Papa Mario canonically killed Hitler
Fun Fact 12: Drunkowee bought Fedy Fazber's Pizza from Willim After for 2$
Fun Fact 13: Blueberry started an worldwide apocalypses that lasted 11 years.
Fun Fact 14: The corpses of Papa's parents are under the living room carpet.
Fun Fact 15: Mario and Luigi are actually in-bread
Fun Fact 16: A quarter of the earth is gone because of a deadly nuke that was accidently launched.
Fun Fact 17: The Temple of Ou Roche in Italy has a lake of piss at the top.
Fun Fact 18: Ol' Folk Joseph was Papa Mario's rape trainer that was kidnapped by Papa and used for an infinite piss machine that was set up under the living room carpet.
Fun Fact 19: Rudolph is a living corpse. He was kepped in Santa's chamber where he was burned, boiled, raped, stabbed, pierced, crushed, stomped, mashed, twisted, stretched, and mentally tortured for 5 years. He was kepped alive by "christmas magic".
Fun Fact 20: Santa doesn't believe in "christmas magic"
Fun Fact 21: Drunkowee was reincarnated after his death in El Pepe. He died shortly after to Antonio.
Fun Fact 22: Luigi went through electroshock therapy after going insane during a road-trip.
Fun Fact 23: Piett eats snow.
Fun Fact 24: Notafeesha was almost beaten to death in a pet store
Fun Fact 25: Papa Mario is a communist.
Fun Fact 26: Notafeesha drugged Luigi into thinking she was a hot latino.
Fun Fact 27: Mario once broke a hole in his window and fucked it.
Fun Fact 28: The mall santa Myguel killed was Santa's cousin, Pollo.
Fun Fact 29: Mario hates Albino people.
Fun Fact 30: Papa Mario has a "daily dairy wall" behind his bed. This wall has pictures of nude women poorly cut out magasines that are drenched in old sour milk. The stench is so bad that Papa Mario has lost all sense of scent.
Fun Fact 31: Willim After has no parents.
Fun Fact 32: The Toad's get payed 0.45$ every 16 shifts.
Fun Fact 33: Mario has occasional Vietnam flashbacks.
Fun Fact 34: Maggots are slowly eating away Monkelious' intestines.
Fun Fact 35: During the filming of the bridge fight in Myguel's Revenge, we accidentally dropped Santiago all the way down into the creek below.
Fun Fact 36: Jeffowee is so weak he in unable to pick up a toothpick.
Fun Fact 37: Neville, Garrie, and Hamood all use the same Garfield plush.
Fun Fact 38: Ken's Babe was never supposed to be an official film.
Fun Fact 39: In Luigi's Pursuit, the scene when Mario is in Greece was actually filmed in Greece.
Fun Fact 40: The show "Toilet Paper Island" was sued for 25$. Somehow this caused Yoda to go bankrupt.
Fun Fact 41: Apoko raped Harambe multiple times before he died.
Fun Fact 42: United Forces and Royal Request are shitty films that were made for no reason and should've never been added to Post-CBM cannon but was for some fucking reason and was removed because they suck (they were funny but made no sense within the Post-CBM lore and had no intentions on integrated into them like other side stories that made no sense.)