Carlos

Appearances - Myguel origins

Occupations - ???

Relatives - ???

Race - Mygish [Myger]

VA: Xurkiwott

Carlos has a major speech impediment which causes him to always studder an-a-an-and shit. Carlos would always get bullied because of this. One day some kid came up too him and said "Wha-wha-what-t-t are you gonn-nn-a do about this pussy!" and proceeded to do a Tombstone Piledriver on him sending Carlos to the hospital. Because his family was so poor, they brought Carlos at a Witch Doctor instead of a regular doctor. The Witch Doctor did some weird satanic ritual and cured Carlos of all his problems including his studder.

Dora Explora

Appearances - The Mission

Occupations - ???

Relatives - ???

Race - Mygish [Myger]

VA: Xurkiwott

Dora is extreemely autistic. Her parents we're obsessed with the Earth show "Dora the explorer", which is why she's named that. One day after Mygopolis was taken over, Dora moved to earth. Dora tried going on an adventure and accidently fell into a 500000 foot deep hole into the core of the earth, killing her instantly. Dora's story became the replacement of "the kid who balanced back on his chair and fell kid".

Valeria

Appearances - Myguel origins

Cause of Death - Stabbed by Hector

Occupations - LGBTQ activist

Relatives - ???

Race - Mygish [Myger]

VA: Xurkiwott

Valeria is some dumb fucking LGBTQ activist. After the events of Myguel origins, she started a huge pride parade in the streets of carrotville where she was jumped and stabbed to death by Hector. Her last words we're "trans rights matter". Hector proceeded to hang her decapitated head on top of an LGBTQ flag before leaving to somewhere unknown.

Alberto

Appearances - Myguel origins

Occupations - Taco maker

Relatives - ???

Race - Mygish [Myger]

VA: Xurkiwott

Alberto's only skill in life is making delicious tacos and burritos for Mygers. Everyday he wakes up in the grease trap of his taco truck. He is often called an NPC because his life is always the exact same routine and never changes. At 9AM Alberto opens up the taco truck for the public and then the money starts rolling in. Everyday he gets around 100-120 orders of tacos and burritos but only manages to complete 5-8 per day. Nobody knows what Alberto uses all this money for but some theorize he uses the money to wipe his ass because he is infamous for the big ass plumber crack and massive skid marks on his shorts.

Diego

Appearances - Myguel origins

Occupations - ???

Relatives - ???

Race - Mygish [Myger]

VA: Xurkiwott

The only 2 words that can come out of his mouth are "Hola Senior!". Because of this Diego was locked up in an insane asylum for 5701 years. Diego was released after snorting a 31 meter long line of coke all at once and became normal again.

Guadalupe

Appearances - Myguel origins

Occupations - Housewife

Relatives - Hector (Brother), Santiago (husband)

Race - Mygish [Myger]

VA: Xurkiwott

When Guadalupe was a young girl, her dad was executed for stealing a loaf of bread. 2 months later, her mom died during child birth while giving birth to Hector's fatass. Guadalupe was raised by herself, she also had to raise her little brother Hector. At 20 years old Guadalupe got into an abusive relationship with Santiago. Santiago would beat her with a 2x4 everyday because she never did her chores. After she cheated on him with Antonio, Santiago sent her to mars where she was rewarded queen by the Martians where she is worshipped to this day.

Hector

Appearances - Myguel Origins, Anomalies Unleashed, The Mission II

Occupations - Executioner, School janitor

Relatives - Guadalupe (sister)

Race - Mygish [Myger]

VA: Xurkiwott

Hector is just some bitchass kid. At just 13 years old Hector sexually assaulted a female Myger on the streets of Carrotville where he went to court and somehow won. Hector's older sister Guadalupe got married to Santiago and that's when they became friends. Hector got a job as a school janitor but quit to cook and sell drugs on the streets of carrotville but stopped because it was risky. So he started an execution business instead. This business is one of the most successful ones in the entire country of Mygopolis, because the Mygers are so degenerate and vile that Mygopolis has one execution every day. After a 2 decades of rebellion, Hector ran off to somewhere unknown, after the panda's took over Mygopolis.

Pandius Sparticus

Appearances - Myguel origins

Cause of death - Shot by American armed forces

Occupations - King of pandopolis, king of Mygopolis, gang leader

Relatives - Panda bear (Nephew)

Race - Pandish [Panda]

VA: Xurkiwott

Pandius is Panda bears uncle. Pandius was ruler of Pandopolis, and he was good at it. Pandius liked taking over planets, and he did by using strategy. He would get the ruler drunk and get them to sign his stupid contract. Pandius and his gang took over 4 planets, including Mygopolis. Pandius enslaved all Mygers to make them farm bamboo for him. Pandius tried taking over Earth but was shot to death by American armed forces after trying to break into a panda exhibit and trying to "save them". To this day, the enslaved Mygers of Mygopolis still farm bamboo because they don't know Pandius is dead.

Cleopatra

Appearances - Myguel Origins

Cause of Death - Stabbed by Antonio

Occupations - Queen of the Ptolemaic kingdom of Egypt

Relatives - ???

Race - Egyptian [Human]

VA: Xurkiwott

Cleopatra was the queen of the Ptolemaic kingdom of Egypt since 51 BC. Cleopatra went on to marry her brother who later died to natural causes. Cleopatra is known for being terrible at being queen. She started a war with one of the biggest tribes in some random jungle and the tribe won so half of the Egyptian citizens had to be sent to the tribe for food as a reward. Cleopatra got depressed and became an alcoholic and had an addiction to grapes. One day she tried to snort a grape and it got stuck in her brain leading to extreme stupidity. Cleopatra did not do a good job ruling the last 2 years of her life. She killed many of her slaves whenever they would make her slightly angry. Cleopatra was at her lowest in life until she was stabbed by Antonio.

Abubakar Bassel 

Appearances - Myguel origins

Cause of death - Stabbed in the heart by Antonio

Occupations - Slave, grape feeder, palace guard

Relatives - EDP445 (descendant)

Race - Sudanese [sock]

VA: Xurkiwott

Abubakar was born near the Nile River in some monkey ass tribe in Sudan. His wackass tribe of arab men traveled all over the Sahara Desert. Abubakar was named King of the Arab World in 600 BC. Abubakar's brother was the one and only Muhammad. So that made Abubakar very famous and shit. But because his brother was so much more famous than him he wanted the thrown of King of Arabs. But Abubakar did not like that idea. So they had a war. All of the Arabs that were under Abubakar's rule and all of Muhammed's stupid terrorist Muslims. In the end Abubakar was defeated and was locked in some random ass pyramid in Egypt. over 550 years later the queen of Egypt, Cleopatra dug him out and made him shove grapes up here pussy for the rest of his life.

Uuka the wet caveman

Appearances - Myguel origins

Occupations - retard

Relatives - ???

Race - Jurrassican [Human]

VA: Xurkiwott

Uuka the wet caveman was given the name because he was constantly wet for no reason. Uuka just fucks around, eats dirt, builds small houses with rocks, and often crafts weapons. Even though Uuka has tens to hundreds of random rock houses, he decided to live in his dirt shack in the middle of nowhere. This shack has a piece of cloth that he uses to sleep, and a massive pile of roadkill. Uuka tried opening up a taxedermy shop but got nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere. Uuka became a traveler and explored many different continents. He somehow ended up in Egypt where he found many different writings and relics. In modern day, Uuka's discoveries are put inside museums all over the world. And he got 0 credit.

Adrien Brunski

Appearances - Myguel origins

Occupations - Garden guard, Special-Ops Russian Soldier

Relatives - Winter Melon (cousin)

Race - American [Winter Melon]

VA: N/A

Adrien Brunski was born in the same wacky ass Zen Garden as Peashooter. Adrien was released after the death of Crazy Dave. Adrien decided to move somewhere cold like Siberia. After living in Siberia for 29 years, Adrien's skin was a light blue instead of green and all the water in his watermelon body froze. Because of his special skills in arctic environments, he enlisted in the Russian military in a special group for winter or cold battles. Adrien would get put on the death penalty soon after because he was caught watching "Joe Biden Funny Moments". He somehow escaped and nobody knows where he is now...

Clowniss Buttplugg Ahkenaten

Appearances - Myguel origins

Occupations - Homeless

Relatives - ???

Race - Egyptian [Clown]

VA: N/A

Clowniss Bluttpugg Ahkenaten was the creator of the butt plug and the creator of porn. Clowniss was also the first human to ever have a wet dream about Cleopatra. Clowniss would soon propose the idea of a porn film to Cleopatra's right hand man but he got stabbed instead. Clowniss would soon have wet dreams every night about some girl in his village that he saw that day. One morning, Clowniss decided to sneak into Cleopatra's palace and start working as a body guard so he can try and have a peek underneath her skirt this did not work as he was caught trying to rape Cleopatra in the middle of the night by Abubakar.

Caesarion

Appearances - Myguel origins

Occupations - King of the Ptolemaic kingdom of Egypt

Relatives - ???

Race - Egyptian [Wall-Nut]

VA: Xurkiwott

After Antonio took over the Ptolemaic kingdom of Egypt, Caesarion became the last ruler of the kingdom before its fall. Caesarion tried to rebuild the kingdom after all the destruction that Antonio caused but failed. Caesarion tried to build one last pyramid with all his slaves but failed. All his slaves started a revolution and sent Caesarion too some far away island in the middle of nowhere. Nobody knows how long Caesarion lived for on the island and some speculate that he is still alive to this day.

Spinalcord Augstus "Spiny" Landovius

Appearances - Myguel origins

Cause of Death - Smashed with a mace by Antonio

Occupations - Gladiator

Relatives - ???

Race - Roman [Spike-koopa hybrid]

VA: N/A

Spiny was kidnapped by the Romans and was used to fight random niggas in the Colosseum. Somehow Spiny became of the best gladiators in Rome. He had over 50 wins and no losses, obviously, because he's not dead. Well actually he is dead, when Antonio became ruler of the Roman empire, he made Spiny "kiss his big balls" by slamming a massive mace against his skull for refusing to fight 500 lions.

Consus Atticus Pandy lil beare

Appearances - Myguel origins

Occupations - Gladiator

Relatives - ???

Race - Roman [Panda]

VA: N/A

Consus is just some slave that worked for Antonio for a long time. One day he was randomly picked to fight Spiny. And no suprise, his dumbass died. His body was so mutilated and mangled that the Romans thought he straight up vanished. Consus became a Roman myth and everyone in modern day thinks he haunts the Colosseum or something.

Satan I

Appearances - Myguel origins

Cause of Death - Killed by Myguel

Occupations - Ruler of hell

Relatives - Satan II (son)

Race - Satanic [Devil]

VA: Xurkiwott

Satan I was created at the same time as the universe. Satan I would rule over the kingdom of hell and regulate all the dead fucks. Satan had a rule in hell that forced all women that entered had to be raped by him. Because of this rule Satan I had so many kids that many are undiscovered. One day, Satan I decided to host a meeting with Jesus Christ on allowing more people into heaven because hell was filling up too fast. Jesus told him to fuck off and banned him from ever entering heaven by any means. One day Satan I had some problems on earth so he went up there to go check it out and he got killed. So if he was evil, and died, does that mean he goes back to hell? Nobody knows, but now the ruler of hell goes to his son Satan II.

Michael Fantum

Appearances - Myguel Origins

Occupations - ???

Relatives - ???

Race - ??? [Phantom]

VA: N/A

Michael Fantum is a loser in his village and has always hated the outdoors. Because Michael's parents were so keen on making him a pro athlete, Michael would train every single day in many different sports. Because of his severe spinal deformations, Michael had to stop playing sports. But because his parents didn't believe that Michael had a spine deformation, they forced him to do more training and because of that he broke every bone in his spine that left him paralyzed for the rest of his life. Nowadays, his friends drag his ass everywhere.

Al Majdoub Pikmin Mahomet

Appearances - Myguel Origins

Occupations - Terrorist, Businessman

Relatives - Abdul-Rashid (descendant)

Race - Iraqi [Pikmin]

VA: N/A

Al Majdoub is an Iraqi born terrorist. Mr. Majdoub was very rich in his country and was a very well respected businessman. Al Majdoub owned the biggest company in all of Iraq called Pikmin Co. After 60 years of hard work, his headquarters was raided by the government and they took everything. Because they took everything Al Majdoub wanted revenge on the government so he started a terrorist group and became the most wanted person on earth. His entire bloodline eventually became terrorists.

Eyden Dyeonne

Appearances - Myguel Origins

Occupations - ???

Relatives - ???

Race - ??? [Rooster]

VA: N/A

Eyden Dyeonne live in the peaceful neighborhood named middle of no where one time at a sick party he downed 10 full packs of lightly salted mixed nuts witch is why his nickname in high school was Nutgobbler he always hated that name. But life was still peaceful until one day some wacky ass carrot came by and took over middle of no where rumor's say he just walked in and stabbed the old king the only thing the carrot wanted was to be praised and sometimes he'd ask to watch internet porn but no one knew what that was yet. The attack of Antonio lasted two days then everything went back to normal. legend has it Eyden still roams the earth to this very day. 

Fuzzy-peach Whore-duck

Appearances - Myguel Origins

Cause of Death - Chainsaw in half by Antonio

Occupations - Prostitute

Relatives - ???

Race - Amish [canard]

VA: Xurkiwott

Fuzzy-Peach was a prostitute in the streets of El Pepe. Fuzzy-Peach was paid by Antonio to sit in his hottub for 6 hours every day, alongside Wendy. During the events of Decay, Fuzzy-Peach was chain-sawed in half by Antonio because she refused to give him head.

Tylero Imeldo

Appearances - Myguel Origins

Occupations - Police officer

Relatives - Boobicho (brother), La'Tylerino (cousin)

Race - Mexican [Toad]

VA: Xurkiwott

Tylero was born with his twin brother Boobicho. Tylero was the only brother beat, and one day he was tortued on a stretcher, hence his surreal height compared to his twin. At only 14 Tylero got liver failure and got diagnosed with jaundice, which is why his head was yellow. Tylero somehow went on to get breast cancer and beat it along with all his other diseases. With all this success, Tylero threw a party at his grandma's house where he lit the entire house on fire, killing all his family members. To this day, nobody knows if this was on purpose or not. Tylero and his brother became the worst cops in Mexican history. 

Boobicho Imeldo

Appearances - Myguel origins

Occupations - Police officer

Relatives - Tylero (brother)

Race - Mexican [Toad]

VA: Xurkiwott

Boobicho and Tylero we're born at the same time. Growing up Boobicho would pull all the women and partied a lot. One day at 16 years old Boobicho and his brother we're out at a party all the way in El Pepe we're Boobicho got ahold of a handgun and started shooting bear bottles. Boobicho was arrested by his cousin Bouboniqua. Boobicho realized that being a cop was fucking badass so when he became an adult he was hired as a police officer along with his brother. Boobicho left his 16 families to go back to Mexico where he came one of the 2 worst cops in the country, alongside his brother, Tylero.

Boombious Arabious

Appearances - Myguel Origins

Occupations - Pyramid Builder, Cleopatra's Guard, Farmer

Relatives - Boom Boom (descendant)

Race - Egyptian [Koopa]

VA: N/A

Boombious Arabious is an Arab Koopa born in Egypt. At a young age he was kidnapped and was chained up and made to work in some farming industry. 7 years of farming and almost getting eaten by crocodiles later and he transferred jobs to bringing giant stones of limestone to build the pyramids. Boombious and many other slaves would ejaculate in between the giant stones to make them stick together. Because of his work, Boombious was promoted to Cleopatra's personal guard.

Coal Allah

Appearances - Myguel Origins

Occupations - Antoniust

Relatives - ???

Race - Sudanese [Koala]

VA: N/A

Coal Allah is just some bitchass koala that moved to Egypt after being wanted for sexual assault in Libya and Sudan. Coal became an "Antoniust" during the two weeks of his kingship. Coal was beheaded later that year after attempting to join a cult.

Bingus Haragamingala PoShitStain Cacahouet

Appearances - Myguel Origins, Luigi's Pursuit, The Mission II

Occupations - President of Mexico, Cartel Member

Relatives - ???

Race - Mexican [Bingish]

VA: Frogo

Bingus was born in Mexico City where he was forced to eat poo off the streets. Bingus was so poor the only activities he could do was play "arrow roulette" but with venomous snakes and play soccer with giant clumps of shit or boulders. Because Bingus was so poor and the government did nothing about it he started a riot with all the other poor homeless kids in the city. The riot got so big that the Mexican military had to come in and stop them. In the end, over 1 Million homeless niggas participated and Bingus was the only one remaining. Because literally everybody he has ever known had been killed in the riot he went to a bridge and was going to jump off. Luckily, a police officer by the name of Officer Earl helped him out and adopted his bitchass. Over the years Bingus wanted to help out people and change is country to solve homelessness so he ran for president and won.

Pandette

Appearances - Myguel origin

Occupations - House wife

Relatives - Panda bear (husband)

Race - Pandish [Panda]

VA: Xurkiwott

Pandette was raped by Panda Bear at the age of 7. Pandette gave birth to Panda Bear Jr shortly after. Panda Bear kept Pandette in his basement for years. Panda Bear has raped her so many times. She was locked up so long in Panda Bear's basement that she had to eat most of the kids that she gave birth too to survive.

Pende Baer

Appearances - Myguel origins

Cause of death - Died at birth

Occupations - Dead fetus

Relatives - Panda bear (father)

Race - Pandish [Panda]

VA: Xurkiwott

Pende Baer wasn't alive for too long. Actually, he was dead the moment he came out of Pandette. There's not much to say about Pende Baer.

Pandigga

Appearances - Myguel origins

Occupations - Gang member

Relatives - ???

Race - Pandish [Panda]

VA: Xurkiwott

Pandigga was born after his mom fucked his dad's dead body while it was in a freeze box. Pandigga, of course, is extremely autistic. He has the attention span of 2 seconds and carries his hundreds of pop it toys and fidget spinners and other weird ass fidgets. Pandigga was harrassed until he decided to man up and join Pandius' gang at just 7. Pandigga does absolutely nothing but follow the gang around.

Boomarang "Bananda" Bear

Appearances - Myguel Origins

Occupations - 

Relatives - ???

Race - Pandish [Panda]

VA: Xurkiwott

Boomarang Bear was born prematurely, and because of this his body became extremely deformed. What appears to be his entire body is actually his massive cock. Because of his parent's drug addictions and alcohol poisonings Boomarang grew many fungi on his body over the years which currently appear as arms and legs. These fungi are slowly rotting his flesh and parasitic worms are slowly entering his brain.