Bruno

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Occupations - Streamer

Relatives - None

Race - Senegalese/French [Monkey]

VA: Frogo

Bruno was born in some jungle in Senegal. Bruno lived with his monkey tribe for many years. Bruno was born as an extremely smart monkey and had the mental capacity of a regular human being. One day, Bruno found an old research station in the jungle and found an old crusty laptop so he started live streaming on Twitch. Bruno ended up becoming extremely popular and because of his fame, he ended up getting enough funds to move to France and start a real life. Bruno is now a celebrity in France and is well known in Paris.

Frogo

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge, Fishing Fun

Occupations - Bakery Owner

Relatives - None

Race - Solomon [Frog]

VA: Frogo

Frogo was born in the sewers of France and was raised by some random ass chef. Frogo was born with cerebral palsy and down syndrome. Frogo was bullied at school for only being able to move his eyes and his tongue. At the age of 17, Frogo woke up and was somehow able to move his entire body. Frogo wanted to become a world known chef like his idol Gordon Ramsey. Frogo participated on the show Master Chef. Because of the shitty food he served to Gordon Ramsey, Gordon beat the living shit out of Frogo and left him in a coma for 2 years. When Frogo woke up, Gordon Ramsey was waiting by his bed and said sorry and gave him the keys to a restaurant in France. Frogo now runs this restaurant and nobody goes there because his food is dog shit.

Mel

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Politician, Lab Experiment

Relatives - None

Race - French [Dog]

VA: Xurkiwott

Mel is a dog-human hybrid created in some lab in France. Mel was dubbed "entity.09". Mel was used to produce mass amounts of semen for "experiments". One day Mel escaped the lab and was later adopted by the worm of wisdom who taught Mel about politics. Mel tried to become a politician but it didn't matter because he was later nuked by Mario.

Al Zebraah

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - 

Relatives - None

Race - Nuehlandish [Zebra]

VA: N/A

Al Zebraah was the leader of his country Nuehland. Al Zebraah was the president of the nation for 22 years and was loved by his people. One day, the New Zealand military came into the nation and took it over as well as killing the entire population of the nation. The specific species of zebra was almost extinct apart from a few surviving members such as Al and his son Nueh-Nueh. Al decided to separate himself and his son so that if one of them would get found they both don't get killed. Al moved to France where he would do regular ass shit until the country got nuked.

Philibert Coolio-Soleil

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Beat up by Mario and Luigi

Occupations - Vaper

Relatives - None

Race - French [Emoji]

VA: N/A

Philibert is one of those "cool kids" at school that always skip class to go vape in the bathrooms. Philibert had vaped so much that he cannot go 5 minutes without his juice. Somehow Philibert graduated from high school and moved to the streets of Paris because he would get fired from every single job because he would leave every 5 minutes to go vape. Philibert somehow got a pair of headphones and would jam out to his favorite song "De L'eau" every single day.

Antoine Plante

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Police Officer

Relatives - Piranha Plant (cousin)

Race - French [Piranha Plant]

VA: N/A

Antoine is P. Plant's cousin that was born in France. Just like the rest of his family, Antoine became a police officer because "his life depended on it". Just like his family, Antoine is also very stupid. Antoine is known for being a very laid back cop and for 20 years he only gave out 3 tickets and arrests 10 people. His regular partner, Officier Duckster, is known for arresting many people (all of them are black). Antoine doesn't like his partner's methods but he gets paid extra so he doesn't complain.

Peepis la peep

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - French [Peep]

VA: N/A

Peepis is one of millions to billions of the peeps. During the great Peep invasion on El pepe in 2020, Peepis was captured by the El Pepeish government and studied for possible bio-weapons. Development on these weapons have been stopped because the El Pepeish government it too fucking poor.

Eduard Kaseberg

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge, The Mission

Occupations - ACS Member

Relatives -

Race - Jurassican [Pterodactyl]

VA: N/A

Eduard Kaseberg is the last pterodactyl remaining on earth after his family got assassinated by the U.S Navy. Eduard Kaseberg had a hard life, he would always find a way to run into trouble. Eduard would steal for local grocery stores and survive. Eduard would somehow find his way to Serbia where he would get arrested for carrying a terabyte of CP. Eduard would be sentenced to life in maximum security prison. One day, a specialized team of criminals came to the prison to break Eduard out. This group came from the ACS which Eduard would join after they helped him out. Eduard would later get partnered up with Sue-Chi and would be great partners until Sue-Chi was killed.

Toucan Sam

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Occupations - Cereal Mascot

Relatives -

Race - Uruguayan [Toucan]

VA: N/A

After he signed a bunch of brand deals for the cereal brand Froot Loops, Toucan Sam got really fucking rich and spent it all on drugs, cigars, hookers, and mansions all across the world. His main resort is in Cuba where he imports a bunch of hot Latinos and keeps them in his giant ass hot tub. Toucan Sam got addicted to fentanyl, opioids, heroin, crack, and other narcodics. One day while visiting France, Toucan Sam was jumped by some black ass niggas. Toucan Sam soon fled the country and moments later, it was nuked.  

Apoko ! Nyang'au

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Choked to death by Papa

Occupations - Slave

Relatives - Antonio (master)

Race - Zambian [Monkey]

VA: Frogo

Apoko is interesting. His mother was a Capuchin monkey while his father was a silverback gorilla. They we're both in a zoo, one day Apoko's father broke out of his exhibit and broke into the Capuchin monkey one and raped Apoko's mother. Apoko was given birth to months later with a very high intelligence level. When kids would look at him in the window, Apoko would ejaculate on the glass and smear his semen into letters that wrote "fuck you". The zoo got a ton of complaints so they got rid of Apoko, abandoning him in a random city. Apoko was immedietely taken and was enslaved. There, Apoko made some fellow african-american friends who taught Apoko the language of Afrikaans. One day, Apoko was freed and he began looking for a job. Once he noticed nobody spoke Afrikaans, he took some random 9 year old girl hostage so the people would teach him english. In the process, he was shot by a tranquillizer and sent to an El Pepeish zoo where he met his long lost cousin Harambe. There they got very close, and Apoko even learnt English. One day a little boy fell into their exhibit while Apoko was taking a shit. In that process, Harambe tried to protect the boy because he thought the people we're trying to kill him or something. A little bit later Harambe was shot and killed, right infront of Apoko. This is where Apoko started to go insane. He never had any expression on his face, just a creepy stare constantly. And his deep soft voice would make anyone uncomfortable. One day Apoko was stolen by Antonio, where he was shortly killed by Papa.

Patricc l'Étoile

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Janitor

Relatives -

Race - Pacfican/French [Starfish]

VA: N/A

Patricc l'etoile was born in the "bas de bikini", a city located under the pacific ocean. Patricc grew up with his friend Bobbe l'eponge. The two went on many adventures, alongside Monsieur crabbe, Sandy l'ecureuille, and Carlo Tentacule. One day Patricc was kidnapped by a scooba diver and was sold in the Cache campground with a bunch of bricks. Eventually two retards bought Patricc and took him to France. There Patricc did absolutely nothing but wander around the streets looking at things. Before France was nuked, Patricc found his way to the ocean where he eventually met back with his dumbass friends.

Officier Duckster saucy G

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Police Officer

Relatives -

Race - French [Duck]

VA: N/A

Officier Duckster is very racist. Officier is known to only arrest black people even if they haven't done anything wrong. Officier Duckster has been fired from 480 police stations from all over France but somehow keeps getting jobs.

Worm of Wisdom

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Occupations - Worm of Wisdom

Relatives -

Race - Wormish (earthworm)

VA: N/A

The Worm of Wisdom is a magical worm born in the Earth's Core. Worm of Wisdom somehow knows everything to ever to be known. Worm of Wisdom knows the secrets of the universe and also knows the meaning of life but has never revealed any of these. Worm of Wisdom has built a giant library in the center of the earth to contain all of his knowledge and then some. This library is made of a unknown material that cannon be broken. The only way to enter this place is for the Worm of Wisdom to die. Worm of Wisdom has so much knowledge that he is capable of using the force like Jedi. Worm of Wisdom is so knowledgeable of the force that some reconsider his force abilities to be beyond Master Yoda. Worm of Wisdom is even capable of using techniques from the dark side of the force such as force lightning, but he does not use these abilities.

EDP445

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Occupations - Youtuber, Pedophile, Groomer, Stalker, Child Molester

Relatives -

Race - American [Human]

VA: N/A

EDP445 was an American youtuber that loved molesting kids. EDP would make seemingly normal and friendly Youtube videos but he secret he would use his Youtube fame to attract little kids to his house and kidnap them to do unspeakable things to them. EDP445 was known for "eating pussy". One day EDP445 was told that there were cupcakes in France so he flew there immediately and got arrested upon landing. EDP445 escaped with the Mario Brothers and is currently roaming Paris.

Bluz Kluez

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Mailman

Relatives - None

Race - French [Dog]

VA: N/A

Bluz Kluez loves mail. He loves mail so much that he became a mailman. Because he is so autistic, he has been hit by a vehicle over 200 times. Bluz Kluez wakes up every morning and forgets everything he did the previous day living his life like an NPC.

Caméléonne papa-ou-tai

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Member of French Council

Relatives -

Race - French [Chameleon]

VA: N/A

Cameleonne was born in French Giana in South America in the amazon rainforest. Cameleonne was hunted down by many zoologists because he is the rarest know species of chameleon on the planet. Cameleonne has the ability to make its entire body transparent and invisible too the naked eye. Cameleonne moved to France for safety and constantly has body guards with him. Cameleonne went into politics and his now leader of the French Military and heavily focuses of stealth.

Ratouille Lacrotch

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge, Fishing Fun

Occupations - Member of French Council

Relatives -

Race - French [Turtle]

VA: N/A

Ratouille was born in the catacombs of Paris alongside his many brothers. Ratouille lived in a skull with a hole dug into the wall and everyday they would see a bunch of weirdos walk by on a tour or with some film equipment. Whenever he would see a bitchass Youtuber walk by he would make the most horrific scream he could to scare the shit out of them and get them lost. Ratouille has mapped out the entirety of the catacombs and has been in places that nobody else has been too.

Cloture "Un-oeil barbe noire" gros-bateau

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Member of French Council

Relatives -

Race - Somalian [Human/Zombie Pirate Thing]

VA: Xurkiwott

Cloture was born into a group of pirates in Somalia. At a young age he was taught how to board and hijack any kind of boat. When he turned 18 years old he bought himself an old school pirate ship and started blowing up random ass cargo ships traveling across. One night while Cloture was sleeping his boat was robbed by another group of pirates and he beat to death and they threw his body overboard into the bottom of the sea. Somehow by some miracle, Cloture woke up on the shore of France as a human sea monster zombie thing. Cloture went into politics and became chief of overseas affairs and sea transportation in France.

Kevin Lesbananes

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Member of French Council

Relatives - Bob Lesbananes (brother)

Race - Togolese [Minion]

VA: N/A

Kevin grew up in horrible conditions. Kevin's family exclusive ate bananas. In his village everybody would throw shit at them because they were so fucking weird. So one day Kevin had enough so he went on his old crusty ass laptop and barely had Wi-Fi and bought some C4s off the dark web. A month later they came in and at night he ran into the government building with the C4s strapped to his body while screaming "ALLAH AKBAR!!!! and "OSAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Kevin had so many C4s strapped to his body that his corpse was entirely blown up. Kevin somehow survived but lost his whole body. He was transferred to a hospital in France where they cut out all his important organs and transferred them into a prosthetic forehead that his skin grew over. The doctors also had to give him goggles to protect his eyes because they are extremely sensitive to light. Kevin was also given a hat to cover up the shitty ass job that the doctors did while sewing up his head after surgery. Once Kevin was release from the hospital he went into politics to try and convince the president of France to blow up his home country of Togo. Yet he was unable to convince him.

Bonhomme d'pomme Bonaparte

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Member of French Council, F1 Racer

Relatives - Pottus, Cigarrio, Napoleon, LaSlingSlang, Tabarnak, Timothy

Race - Monegasque [Star]

VA: N/A

Born in Monaco, his entire life was spend watching Formula 1 cars race around the country and that sparked his dreams. At the age of 21, Bonhomme was signed to the Mercedes racing team and participated in the F1 for a single season. Bonhomme was eventually banned from the competition because he would throw grenades out of his window into other racers and kill them. In a post-race interview Bonhomme was asked "Why do you fucking throw grenades at other racers you fuck tard" Bonhomme responded with "Well ya know, Its a lika Mario Kart. Itsa their fault they ainta gettin any blue shells to get me". Bonhomme was fined 1 million dollars and banned from his home country of Monaco for 10 years. In those 10 years, Bonhomme moved to France and join the French government with his siblings.

LaSlingSlang MacMicker Bonaparte

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Member of French Council

Relatives - Pottus, Cigarrio, Napoleon, Tabarnak, Bonhomme, Timothy

Race - Turkish [Star]

VA: N/A

Born in Türkiye, LaSlingSlang was always being beat by his foster family for being a dumbass nigga. Because LaSlingSlang would get abused so much he started killing people and eventually killed his foster family. One day he was curious who his real family was so he did a quick google search of his last name and found some weird ass nigga called Napoleon Bonaparte. He found out where this nigga's decentants are so he flew over and met them and moved in with them shortly after.

Pottus Mcweedster Bonaparte

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Member of French Council

Relatives - Tabarnak, Cigarrio, Napoleon, LaSlingSlang, Bonhomme, Timothy

Race - Slovakian [Star]

VA: N/A

Pottus was born with a severe addiction to weed. Pottus's father was sent to mental hospital five days after Pottus was born because he kept beating his ass for stealing his weed. Pottus became homeless and started stealing killing drug dealers for weed. One day Pottus was found by his brothers and brought into France to get rehabilitated.

Tabarnak de Caulis Esti Cris Bonaparte

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Member of French Council

Relatives - Pottus, Cigarrio, Napoleon, LaSlingSlang, Bonhomme, Timothy

Race - Canadian [Star]

VA: N/A

Tabarnak de Caulis Esti Cris Bonaparte est le arriere-arriere-arriere-arriere-arriere-arriere-arriere-arriere-fils de Napoleon Bonaparte. Sont pere a demenager au Canada avec Christophe Colomb. Quand Tabarnak est nee, sont pere la nomme tabarnak parce que il a vue un enfant et il a sorti de la maison pour "chercher du lait" mais il a jamais revenue. Apres 6 ans de vivre au Canada, Tabarnak parler exclusivement en slang Canadien et sacre toujour. Tabarnak a demenager en France a l'age de 31 pour devenir un politicien avec ses freres et soeurs. Tabarnak est l'homme le plus facher au parlement francais.

Cigarrio LeFag Bonaparte

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Member of French Council

Relatives - Pottus, Tabarnak, Napoleon, LaSlingSlang, Bonhomme, Timothy

Race - Canadian [Star]

VA: N/A

Cigarrio was born in Quebec Canada where he was raised by a bunch of redneck quebequois. Cigarrio mastered the art of hunting and fishing. One day Cigarrio witnessed his mother being beat to death with a beer bottle by his drunk father. This caused mass trauma and PTSD for Cigarrio, which is why he moved to France and got addicted to cigarettes. His addiction grew worse with every day to the point where he couldn't go 5 minutes without a smoke. Cigarrio later got an alcohol addiction. That's when his life started going downhill and he got depressed. The only thing Cigarrio had left in his life we're cigarettes and politics, which he wasn't even good at. Cigarrio's last words before the nuking we're "Je vais tuer quelqu’un si je n’ai pas une cigarette dans ma bouche dans les prochaines 5 secondes."

Napoleon Pas Bonaparte XXXVII

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Member of French Council

Relatives - Pottus, Cigarrio, Tabarnak, LaSlingSlang, Bonhomme, Timothy

Race - French [Star]

VA: N/A

Napoleon Pas Bonaparte is the direct descendent of the great French leader Napoleon Bonaparte. Napoleon would always look up to his great great great.... grandfather and would always try to act like him. In elementary school Napoleon would often take over other kids' sand castles and dirt forts by beating the fuck out of them. In high school, Napoleon would run for student president and would try and take over the school. One day, Napoleon went into his school with an old school gun from the 1800s and shot every single teachers and starting ruling the school. Napoleon was brought to juvenile detentions for 5 years. Once he got out he joined the French government and started plotting his take over of the country. Sadly, his country got nuked before he could execute his plan.

Timothy Bonaparte

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Member of French Council

Relatives - Pottus, Cigarrio, Napoleon, LaSlingSlang, Bonhomme, Tabarnak

Race - Welsh [Star]

VA: N/A

Timothy was always bullied at school because of his lack of brain cells. Timothy would always follow his older brother Napoleon at school and would basically be his slave for protection. Timothy was beat every single day until his bullies got shot by Napoleon. For the rest of his life, Timothy would follow Napoleon around and do whatever he would do.

Théphane Thauquette

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Member of French Council

Relatives - None

Race - Ukrainian [Radioactive Duck]

VA: N/A

Théphane was a very normal duck until disaster struck. On his 7th birthday, a nuclear reactor nearby exploded and killed his entire family and everything else around it but luckily he survived. Théphane was quarantined for 39 years. Once Théphane was release, he moved to France because he felt like starting a new life and became a member of the council for his deep knowledge in radioactive stuff.

Alec Tapetal

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Nuked by Mario

Occupations - Member of French Council

Relatives - None

Race - Bahamian [hermit crab]

VA: N/A

Alec was born in the Bahamas and moved to Guadeloupe and then Haiti where he lived most of his life. During the 27 years of his life in Haiti, he got hit by 79 hurricanes and his house got flooded 3642 times. Because of all these disasters, his family had spent all their money on repairing their homes so they didn't enough money to move away. Alec had immigrated to France because he was fed up with the fucking disasters. In France, Alec studied politics and law and he became a member of the French Council.

Pumkin

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge, Anomalies Incoming

Occupations - Vice-President of France

Relatives - Citrouille (uncle)

Race - Cachese [pumpkin]

VA: Xurkiwott

Pumkin was born in a large family in the Cache campground. At a young age, a large fungi infection which killed the entire race, excluding Pumkin and his uncle Citrouille. Pumkin and Citrouille we're able to survive for two days, until Citrouille was unfortunately killed by the infection and was buried in a random trail. Pumkin started walking in a random direction for 5 days until he ended up in Timmins Ontario, where he got a flight to Paris, France. There he went to school and became friends with Gruau Laframboise. When Gruau soon became president, he nominated Pumkin as vice-president because "Il était un g".

Gruau LaFramboise

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge, Anomalies Incoming, The Mission II

Occupations - President of France

Relatives - 

Race - French [Human]

VA: Xurkiwott

Gruau was born and raised in french soil in a higher class. His family was rich and shit and had all the best education and all that stuff but Gruau was so autistic, money couldn't get him an education. Gruau was so retarded that his parents would never let him out the house because he would humiliate them. When he grew up he wanted to be the president of France. His parents though he was crazy and that would never happen but he worked hard and ended up winning 99% of the votes to become president. His first act as president was to make a private strip club in his office. Nobody knows what happened to Gruau after France got nuked...

Oncle Mario

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Hung himself [MR]

Occupations - Mafia Member, Crystal Meth Cook

Relatives - Papa (brother), Mario (nephew), Luigi (nephew)

Race - Italian [Human]

VA: N/A

Oncle is Papa's younger brother. Oncle was raised by Papa until he was 18, but ran away because Papa started getting abusive. Oncle joined the mafia and worked for Poverelli Yellowman, Giovanni's father. Oncle taught Mario and Luigi in the mafia but he later retired because he started getting old. Oncle went homeless somehow and needed a way to make money. Until one day he encountered one of his former students in the mafia, Jessmire Pinkdick cooking crystal meth in a trailer. Oncle asked him to join and so Oncle became the worlds 2nd greatest Crystal meth cook in Italy. Oncle somehow got ahold of plutonium and blew up literally everything in a 50 mile radius of the trailer, killing Jessmire, but sparing himself. Because he inhaled all the fumes, Oncle contracted serious and fatal lung cancer. Oncle lived the next 15 years in his parents' house in Italy, often being visited by his nephews, and sometimes Papa. The Italian police found out about Oncle and was on the hunt to arrest him. And topping that with his terminal cancer, Oncle hung himself.

Drug abuse resistance education "Daren"

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Occupations - Police Officer

Relatives -

Race - Italian [Lion]

VA: N/A

Drug abuse resistance education, also known as Daren is a bitchass lion that was born, raised, and enslaved in some weird ass Mafia zoo in Italy. Daren was abused everyday and was fed so many different kind of drugs it made every single one of his organs fail at once. By some miracle, a witch doctor managed to do some weird ass curse on him that he lives in perfect health for the rest of his life but he can never get any bitches. Because of all the abuse and drugs he had taken throughout his life, he devoted his life to educating younglings about the dangers of drugs.

Pikachu "Pepi" Pika-Pi Chou

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Occupations - Mafia Member

Relatives -

Race - Japanese [Pikachu]

VA: Frogo

When he was born, Pikachu was just an ordinary mouse. He would wander around looking for scraps of food in restaurants and run away from feral cats. One very stormy night, Pikachu was struck by lightning and he got weird electric powers. Because of these new powers, Pikachu would walk into restaurants and electrocute any fatass Japanese fuckers that would stand in his way. Pikachu became very fat and he wanted to be more active so he moved to Italy and joined the mafia where he would become one of the highest ranked members there.

George Pig

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Stranggled to death by Mario

Occupations -

Relatives -

Race - ? [Pig]

VA: N/A

George Pig is some bitchass kid was sent to Italy in a box as a prank from his sister Peppa. George pig had to suck dick to get the money to return. He was killed in the plane back because Mario thought there was a "baby craing".

Hidus LeDracula

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Occupations -

Relatives -

Race - Alaskan [Owl]

VA: N/A

Hidus' fatass has not moved from his seat since the planes first take off it 1997. Hidus was very autistic and sexually attracted to plains. People speculate he's been dead on the plane seat for over 15 years judging by the strange liquids spewing out his corpse.

Graa

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Romanian [monster]

VA: N/A

Graa is the mysterious entity under the bed...

Julio

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge, Myguel Origins

Cause of Death - Burned alive by Mario

Occupations -

Relatives -

Race - Mygish [Myger]

VA: Xurkiwott

Julio was the 55th leader of Mygopolis. He had 2 sons, Santiago and Antonio. He valued Santiago very much because of his chadness. But Antonio on the other hand, he enslaved him for half of his childhood. Julio did great things for the Mygers, like building Carrotville, Daucus-Carota city, and even building a bunch of hospitals all around the planet for injured Mygers. As time went by Julio started getting old and constracted severe Celiac disease and started having dementia and alzeimers. Julio's old ass decided to give the role of king to his only son Santiago. Well only son in his eyes. Julio was escorted to earth along with Antonio after Mygopolis was under attack and taken over. Julio died because Mario was dared to light him on fire by Luigi.

Host Yoda McLean

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Occupations - Toilet Paper Island Host

Relatives -

Race - Dagobish [Unknown]

VA: N/A

Yoda Mclean, the Dagobish brother of Chris Mclean was a writer and film maker. Yoda made over 50 movies, and 12 shows, all we're received very poorly since he was the only person in his team. One day however he met a fellow indie film maker, Lemmy Freezaballs, and they became partners. After a long time of thinking and planning, they decided to make a show completely ripped off of the hit reality show "Total Drama Island", made by Yoda's own brother, Chris. They named their ripoff "toilet paper island", where they casted a bunch of smelly insecure teenagers to be tortured there for the summer. After releasing just one episode, TPI was hit. By the third episode, it made so much money it beat Total Drama Island. Chris noticed this and immedietely sued the living fuck out of Yoda and Lemmy until they're show was completely gone and they went flat out broke. Yoda got addicted to Fentanyl and started living on the streets of el pepe, in desperation of cash. Lemmy, on the other hand, is unknown where he went...

Pubert "Lil Pubez" Lapyyn

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge, The Mission

Occupations - Mechanic, Rapper

Relatives - None

Race - Bosnian [Rabbit]

VA: DFG Plasma

When Pubert was just a child he always wanted to be a rapper. He would practice rapping to shitty free-to-use music. When Pubert was in school he was always called Mr. Pubes due to his name and that fact that he has never shaved his balls. When Pubert grew up, he started making full rap songs that are so bad that he made Bosnian headlines stating that "Pubert is the worst rapper to ever walk the face of the earth." Because of this comment, Pubert almost killed himself but didn't. He decided to pursue a career in automotive mechanics where he would do a shitty job for ludicrous prices.

Charlie Cap'n Crunch

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Occupations - Mafia Member

Relatives - None

Race - Italian [Human]

VA: N/A

Charlie was born in a mental asylum because his parents were both legally insane and raped each other in the facility. At the age of 2 Charlie was sent to an orphanage for a year. The orphanage was burned down by Myguel and killed all the kids apart from Charlie. Charlie became a refugee in Italy where a family adopted him. At the age of 19 Charlie joined the Mafia in hopes of one day getting a job to assassinate Myguel.

Hamood Habibi Garfield

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Cause of Death - Beat to death by Mario

Occupations - Terrorist

Relatives - Garrie [brother], Neville [Garfield]

Race - Afghani [Fatass Cat]

VA: N/A

At birth, Hamood was sold off to a Muslim family in Afghanistan where he would be sent into the Taliban. Hamood became a suicide bomber for the Taliban but was always a pussy and never actually touched a bomb in his life. Because Hamood is a bitch he was kicked out the Taliban and became homeless. Hamood wanted to prove himself that he can be a good terrorist so he moved to Italy where he would kidnap a mafia member and threaten to kill them. Sadly, Hamood was killed by Mario and Luigi during his first terrorist act which made global headlines. The Taliban saw this on the internet and all started laughing. In the Taliban a new saying started called "Don't be a Hamood" replacing "Don't be a pussy".

Giovanni Giorno Givana Ghandi Lenzolotti Cheerio

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge

Occupations - Mafia Leader

Relatives - None

Race - Italian [yellow man]

VA: Xurkiwott

Giovanni's father was the leader and founder of the Italian Mafia. At the age of 16, Giovanni's father was assassinated and Giovanni took over the Mafia. Some say Giovanni was a better leader than his father. One day in 2018 Giovanni was offered 100000000$ to assassinate Vladimir Putin but he turned it down as the entire world would be on his ass instead of just the Italian government. One day Giovanni hired these 2 retards called Mario and Luigi and they were some of the best men the Mafia had ever seen. One day they both quit to start a new life elsewhere. Mario moved the El Pepe where he became a plumber and Luigi went to Mexico to lead the Cartel.

Santiago

Appearances - Myguel's Revenge, Myguel Origins

Cause of Death - stabbed with an icicle by Mario

Occupations - Leader of the Mygers

Relatives - None

Race - Mygish [Myger]

VA: N/A

Santiago is ruler of the planet Mygopolis. His father, Julio, gave him the role of ruler as he was sick and had severe dementia, often forgetting his son's name. All Mygers of Mygopolis would come to the center of the planet and worship Santiago everyday. One day, Santiago noticed his brother Antonio fucking his carrot wife, so Santiago banished Antonio to the great planet of Earth. There Antonio grew great power. Santiago continued to rule Mygopolis until one day it was under attack by another planet. Santiago and his father Julio ran off to Earth as it was their only way out. Santiago tracked down and found Antonio and they became friends again. Santiago was stabbed by an icicle after being kicked by Luigi.