Crazy Dave

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: None

Relatives: None

Race -  Crazy [Human]

VA: Frogo

Sunflower

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race -  ? [Sunflower]

VA: Xurkiwott

Wall-Nut

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race -  ? [Wall-Nut]

VA: Frogo

Wall-Nut is the one plant everybody bullies because he sucks. One day Dave brought Wall-nut to a local bowling tournament where he was immediately disqualified and arrested after throwing Wall-nut at one of the TV's. As Wall-Nut grew up, he learned how to properly use his round limbless body to roll around. Wall-Nut created a Youtube channel called "Explode my nut" where he would light himself on fire and crash into random shit. This channel was a huge success in Russia and all money made from his video's went into Dave's bank account which he used to buy weed and sex toys. Wall-Nut was arrested for destroying a dog pound but was bailed out by Dave using the money made from his Youtube channel. The authorities forced Wall-Nut to shut down his channel. The Explode My Nut Youtube channel is now lost media on the internet.

Potato Mine

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race -  ? [Potato Mine]

VA: Xurkiwott

Snow Pea

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race -  ? [Snow Pea]

VA: Xurkiwott

Snow Pea was originally a regular ass Peashooter seed. But instead of ejaculating into the seed packet like Dave did with the other plants. Instead Dave used a secret batch of frozen sperm that he kept in his freezer for 28 years to make Snow-Pea. Because the sperm was frozen, it turned a Peashooter into a frozen, ice version. Snow Pea is now constantly freezing and he can slow zombies down with his frozen peas.

Jalapeno

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - Mexican [Jalapeno]

VA: Frogo

Jalapeno isn't native to El Pepe unlike many of the other plants in Crazy Dave's arsenal. Jalapeno comes from Mexico where seed packets are extremely rare. Dave accquired some Jalapeno seeds in 1992 when he was on vacation in Mexico and got kidnapped by the cartel. While being held hostage by the cartel, Dave was forced to give so much head that he turned gay when he went back home 2 years later. Dave learned how to garden in Mexico while being captive and that's where he developed a passion. When he was set free, Dave made sure to stop by an illegal black market on the USA/Mexico border to buy some Jalapeno seed packets and 35 ounces of crack cocaine. Back home, Dave kept the seed packets for when in dire need and he snorted all the coke in 1 sitting which caused him to go insane. Dave went schizophrenic and inaudible and was sent to an insane asylum where he met Dr. Zomboss before he was a zombie and they fell in love. After being grown, Jalapeno is highly addicted to cocaine because of the amount of lines that were snorted on his seed packet over the years.

Threepeater

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Threepeater]

VA: Frogo

Threepeater was the result of some crazy ass events. As we know, Dave nuts in the seed packets to make them sentient, but this time, Crazy Dave was trying to make another Peashooter while the other plants were fighting at night, but out of nowhere a zombie comes behind Dave and gives him 3 backshots which caused Dave to nut 2 extra times into the seed packets which caused a mutation in a Peashooter. When it came out, Threepeater came out. The main head (the middle one) controls all movements of the body besides the others heads (which control themselves and the attaching neck) Because of their rare mutation, it has also caused them to be quite stupid. the right head is so stupid that it tried to suck a zombie's dick instead of shooting a pea. The other heads arent much smarter.

Sun-shroom

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Sun-shroom]

VA: ???

Puff-shroom

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Eaten by Jonathan Lemur

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Puff-shroom]

VA: Xurkiwott

Puff-shroom is one of the go-too offensive plants during the night. For some odd reason, Puff-shroom lacks any necessary skills to kill even a regular basic zombie. Although Puff-shroom can shoot small spores out of his mouth, they are so little and have such little effect on the zombies that they just ignore it. One day Puff-shroom decided to try and kill himself but was saved by Sunflower. Recently, Puff-shroom has started doing unorthodox methods to defeating the zombies using his mouth to give them some sloppy joes behind Dave's shed. 

Marigold

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender, Gold Digger

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Marigold]

VA: Xurkiwott

Marigold was an innocent little sprout until she grew up and neglected her religious parents to become a whore. The only thing Marigold cared in life was sexual pleasure and alcohol. Marigold gave head to every male in her neighborhood and got sweet coins out of it. One day Marigold was orally raped by a Gargantuar and was left physically damaged and traumatized. Marigold began to obsess over money. Marigold went from a whore to a gold digger. She hung out around rich millionaires and made good profit. One day Marigold was kidnapped by Dave after he broke into some fancy restaurant. Marigold is now used as Dave's sex slave and Dave uses Marigold's money to pay his rent. 

Kernel-Pult

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Kernel-Pult]

VA: ???

Winter Melon

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Winter Melon]

VA: ???

Winter Melon's story starts long ago with a normal melon-pult named Adrien Brunski. Adrien was a strange feller. He wandered across many terrains and was known to be quiet. Adrien lived through many years, until he was captured by scientists who studied him and sent him to a special-ed school alongside other rogue sentient plants being studied. There, Adrien alongside other plants would learn English and other things required to be a functional member of society. One day a retarded fume-shroom with down syndrome stabbed Adrien in the side of his neck with a 12 inch ice pick cuasing Adrien to bleed until he passed out. The scientists took Adriens body and froze him. Experimenting to see if this would effect Adriens body. Adrien was left frozen for over 50 years in a lab where his memory was completely wiped and his body completely froze. One day, modern scientists killed Adrien in order to create their newly invented Winter-melon seeds which we're great for defense. When Dave bought Winter-melon's seed packet, he wasn't able to ejaculate because he had already gooned for 5 hours prior so instead of using his own semen he broke into a sperm bank and stole some random Russian immigrants nut to inject into the seed packet.

Ralph

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Lily Pad]

VA: Xurkiwott

Banana Launcher

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Self-Exploded and Rotted to Death

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Banana Launcher]

VA: Xurkiwott

Unlike the other plants, instead of nutting into a packet of seeds, Crazy Dave ejaculated into a Banana tree planted in a local greenhouse that Dave would sneak into at night whilst it was closed. One day when the semen sept through the tree completely, The bananas being grown became sentient and were able to speak perfect English. The reason as to why Dave did this was to get someone to teach him how to properly speak, as he didn't like talking to other people due to his gay social anxiety. The only things the bananas taught Dave was how to preform head and footjobs. Dave frequently comes back to the special tree to speak with his Banana friends. one day Dave snatched Banana Launcher in a last second panic in order to assist the other plants in defending his roof from the zombies. Banana Launcher fortunately passed away from rotting.

Spikeweed

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Spikeweed]

VA: ?

Spikeweed is your good ol' pal that you haven't seen this middle school. Spikeweed is known as the 'chill guy' of the plant gang and is always vibing with the group. Spikeweed is known for being the guy that supplies the group with all the weed that they smoke. Spikeweed is also very lazy and doesn't like to engage in combat with the zombies. Although he just sits around in the middle of the battlefield and does nothing, the zombies are so fucking stupid  that they just end up walking on Spikeweed and dying.

Spikerock

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Spikerock]

VA: ?

Spikerock is Spikeweed's twin brother and used to look exactly like him. When Spikerock was a kid he fell into wet cement which solidified around his body giving him his look. Spikerock has trouble moving around and spends most of his days smoking weed and playing rocket league. 

Pumpkin

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Pumpkin]

VA: ?

Pumpkin was a regular ass Pumpkin until Crazy Dave did some things. Instead of nutting inside the seed packet, Crazy Dave went to Walmart at 2AM and fucked one of the pumpkins in those big bins outside the store. Crazy Dave spent 4 hours fucking a pumpkin and made a big ass hole in the pumpkin and nutted inside which caused him to become alive. Because of the massive hole inside his body, Crazy Dave decided he would be a good defense plant and use him as a shield. During the battles, Pumpkin was around Sunflower, the ONLY plant that wasn't in combat. Crazy Dave is such a dumbass.

Magnet-shroom

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Magnet-shroom]

VA: ?

Unlike his peers, Magnet Shroom was not birthed by Dave's seed, but was fabricated by the Israeli government to fight in the war against Palestine. Magnet Shroom would use his power to steal Palestinian soldiers equipment. Magnet shroom went flying into a river due to an air strike and his body went down the stream and through Africa. Magnet Shroom washed up on a Nigerian shore and was taken in by some black guy who put Magnet Shroom up on eBay. Of course, Dave purchased Magnet-shroom and he was shipped to El pepe. At first, Dave wanted to use Magnet-Shroom to pick-pocket people on the streets but neglected him when he found out Magnet-Shroom was a Jew. The neglection would not last as Dave discovered Magnet-Shroom's usefulness against the zombies.

Dr. Glamorous Glaze

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Nuclear Powerplant Worker

Relatives: None

Race - Ukrainian [Toad]

VA: Xurkiwott

Dr. Glamorous Glaze is a well known biologist/nuclear physicist all around the world for his groundbreaking work on giraffe urethras and the use of uranium on the human body. Dr. Glaze would test uranium samples on rats and mice and write down the effects that would happen. For some odd reason, Dr. Glaze would keep these radioactive rodents in his house as pets and one day at the nuclear powerplant, on "bring your pet to work day" He accidentally let lose one of his radioactive hamsters which ended up being Blueberry, who caused a worldwide zombie apocalypse, Dr. Glaze being the first zombie.

Kendrick Lamar

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Seed Shop Owner

Relatives: None

Race - American [Bat]

VA: ?

Kendrick Lamar isn't actually Kendrick Lamar (obviously). His dumbass parents named him Kendrick because they thought 'Not Like Us' was the TUFFEST SONG EVER. Kendrick's parents were having hardcore sex at the Grammys because 'Not Like Us' won 5 awards at the grammys. Kendrick Lamar was conceived and given birth to at the Grammy ONSTAGE after his parents started raping Kendrick in joy and SOMEHOW ended up impregnating the real Kendrick Lamar, and whom he gave birth to this fucker 5 minutes later while receiving the award for 'Best Rap Performance'.

Dr. Zomboss

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Leader of the Zombies

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Zombie]

VA: Xurkiwott

Unlike the other zombies, Zomboss was born as one which gave him a lot of time to learn languages and common sense with his rotten brain. When Zomboss grew consciousness, he murdered both his parents horrifically with an electric drill. Zomboss had natural intelligence and liked to build mechs and shit. One day, Zomboss met a fine man named Crazy Dave. Zomboss knew it was love at first sight. They met in a Starbucks, Dave was ordering his daily Venti Iced Macchiato with Almond milk and an extra shot of Expresso, with a fine Caramel drizzle, whipped cream and green sprinkles. Zomboss and Dave locked themselves in the public bathroom and had intense gay sex. The two started seeing eachother. Zomboss loved Dave, but deep down he knew he couln't live with him forever without resisting the urge to murder him. One day Dave found out Zomboss was a zombie after he moaned "Daaaaaaave I waaaant yoooouuurrr brrrraaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiin" during sex. Dave kicked Zomboss out and he was heart broken. Zomboss began plotting his revenge, he had plans to take over the world, capture Dave's brain and create millions of Dave clones so he'd never be lonely again. When the zombie apocalypse broke out, Zomboss easily manipulated every zombie he saw by attracting them with a brain on a stick. Even for the low amount of testosterone in Zomboss' body, he never gives up. And he will be back.

Imp

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Papa Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Zombie]

VA: ??

This little prick is a bitchass spoiled ipad kid. He spends his days in a 90° gamer sluntch posture which caused him to develop scoliosis. Imp is now locked permanently at this angle and can no longer function properly. Because Dr. Zomboss hates cripples, he sent Imp onto a Gargantuar's back so he hopefully get knocked off and dies, which worked.

Zombi

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Zombi was the result of one of Zomboss' experiments. When Zomboss was in prison, he decided to jerk off a big black nigga while he was sleeping and keep his semen in a tube for future keeping. When Zomboss got out, he decided to use that semen to create his own creation. This fucker is what came out when Zomboss fused the semen with his zombified genes.

Frank Clown Touchakids

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: N/A

Before becoming a zombie, Frank was a regular ass clown that would be hired for kid's birthday parties. After 7 years of being a regular clown, Frank decided to switch things up and started going psychotic. Frank started wearing a larger clown suit where he would kill and store kids and eat them inside his suit. Frank was doing this for over 20 years without being discovered. Because Frank was eating so many human organs, his body started getting infected with many diseases and he ended up rotting. Frank was recruited by Zomboss even though he isn't technically a zombie, but just a simple living rotting corpse.

Montgonorhea Bleachville

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Montgonorhea was adopted by some homeless Swedish dude that named him that because he gave him Gonorhea. Mont's origins aren't known, but he was found washed up on Swedish shores inside a metal crate labeled "VERY TOXIC DO NOT OPEN". One day the Swedish man came home zombified and accidently infected Mont during anal sex. One day Dr. Zomboss went to the streets of Sweden because apparently it hada  zombie problem and he wanted more recruits, only to find that Mont had killed nearly every human and zombie in his village. Dr. Zomboss brought Mont with him back to El Pepe because he knew he had some wild potential on the battlefield. At his evil lair, Zomboss tried to explain to Mont his plans to bulk him up with steroids into a gargantuarr but Mont kept interrupting in Swedish. Zomboss got fed up so he sent  Mont into the battlefield knowing he'd get killed. Zomboss like to discriminate ethnicities.

Twinky-Pondovious Bandicoot

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Twinky was given this name because his parents would use a motherfucking twinky as a strap-on and fuck eachother and pretended the twinky's cream was the father's nut. When Twinky was born, he was instantly raped by his parents using their famous twinky strap-ons. Twinky grew up to be very retarded because of these rapings. At the age of 9, Twinky was hired by his parents to record their parents twinky-fucking and upload it to PornHub. One year later, Twinky's father passed away, and due to the lack of money in the Bandicoot household, Twinky had to replace his father in the porn videos. They hired a new cameraman/manager named Plinki Bibi who he himself got raped during the first recording. 7 months later, Twinky's mother was arrested for child pornography, incest, child molestation, among with many other crimes.

Alreginald Pant-meat Chronicals

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Alreginald was once a legendary man. The man that was part of the ancient stories known as the PANT-MEAT CHRONICALS. Now... You might be asked what the actual FUCK is the pant-meat chronicals... Well let me tell you... The pant-meat chronicals are separated into 3 Chapters. So let's go one by one....

CHAPTER I: BIRTH OF THE MESIAH

It all began in 1674 where the very first in Alreginald's bloodline was born in the UK. Sir Archie Dukeious Erectus Penile. Archie was a homeless man that would be high on fent every day of his life. Archie would tweak out so much that he would spend 23 hours a day passed out in a fent-fold. Whilst in these fent folds, Archie would get fed pieces of shit and cum everyday by teenagers that thought they were funny. But one day... This all went crashing down hill. On November 28 1692, Archie would finally be awake for more than 1 hour in a day and LOCK THE FUCK IN. The first thing he did sober was rape every single teenagers in the nearby school, impregnating every single female student and teacher apart from the nasty ass female janitor who gave him AIDS. Archie would die a year later from AIDS.

CHAPTER II: AWAKENING

After the events of Sir Archie Dukeious Erectus Penile, one female that he raped at the highschool, named Edith Ginglebottoms, gave birth to the bloodline that would lead into our legendary Alreginald. Edith gave birth to 2 twins, and 17 puppies. The 2 twins, one male and the other female, ended up fucking eachother when they got older and had children. The product of the twins ended up being sixtuplets who all ended up raping and killing eachother apart from 1 brave youngling. This youngling was named Shaggy Tiny-Penis Wart-Dick. Shaggy ended up being the only one surviving from the 6 and he, and only HE had children. Shaggy ended up having children with the queen of fucking Ukraine. Shaggy ended up shooting the FATTEST LOAD every recorded in human kind into the queen and ended up having 1 child. Named Cyan. This 'Cyan' kid would soon be thrown into a guillotine 2 days after his birth because he raped his father. Before getting killed thought. Infront of a giant crowd, Shaggy would jerk his kid off until he nutted and he preserved his semen in a glass bottle with note and left it at sea for many years to later be found....

Chapter III: THE MESIAH RETURNS

Long ago a bottle of Cyan's semen was preserved in a glass bottle never to be seen again.... This bottle was thought to be a myth for 300 years.. But one day... It all changed........ A group of scallywag ass pirates were lost at sea because they accidentally busted too many loads on their only map and made it too soggy to use. This group of pirates ended up landing on a random ass island in the middle of the pacfic ocean where they found a long lost tribe of an unknown species of primitive apes. The crew of 17 pirates all went onto the island apart from Seymore, who was busy jerking off to the captain's parrot on the ship. On the island, the crew members started communication with the monkeys because they somehow knew russian. The pirates asked if there was treasure on the island and the monkeys said yes and that it was being held by their leader. The captain finds the leader and asks him about the treasure where the monkey leader whips out his 17 inch penis and peels back his nasty uncleaned unshaved foreskin to reveal the legendary glass bottle inside his urethra. The pirate captain pulled it out and took it with him away... Once they got back to America, the pirates had no fucking idea what to do with this legendary semen so they ended up kidnapping at raping Charli D'Amelio and used the bottle of semen to 'nut' inside her a impregnate her. Charli would continue doing her gayass tiktok dances while pregnant, which caused Alreginald (who was the baby instead) to constantly be banging around which caused his brain to have internal bleeding for the first 7 months of his life which made him very retarded. One day while at his retard school, he decided to go to the dumpsters and read his Dr Seus book where he got kidnapped by Dr. Zomboss. Zomboss knew that Alreginald was the decendant of the legendary Sir Archie, so Zomboss converted him into a zombie expecting him to be a legendary solider. He is known as Pant-Meat beacause his first time on the battlefield his fly was down and his penis was flopping everywhere while running and the other zombies made fun of him for having a micropenis.

Brane Fiend

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Brane Fiend was given birth to during a fucking train heist. Brane was given birth to by a transgender man tripping on crack and in desperate need of money. After Brane was birthed, he instantly overdosed on Crack and was found zombified in a ditch 3 days later. Brane was sent a to a Auschwitz-style camp for zombies called "Zombenheim Detention site". There, Brane was given his nickname after shoving Crack into a brain and eating it. Brane began to make a lot of money preforming crack related shenanigans with brains and one day he bought an AK-47 from another zombie and went batshit crazy on all the guards. Brane became known for being the savior of all zombies and was given hundreds of pounds of crack as an award. 5 days later, Zomboss found Brane in bed with his daughter with 512 grams of crack in his body, 2 needles stuck into his arms and his dick completely mangled from his body laying in a puddle of blood. Zomboss decided to recruit Brane where his withdrawals we're so intense he couldn't fight back on the battlefield and ended up being killed by Wall-Nut.

Shaft-Swivel Vaginabacon

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Snow Pea

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Shaft was given birthed to during a Cannibal Corpse show ON STAGE where lead singer "Corpsegrinder" gave birth to him on top of a bunch of groupies. Shaft grew up listening to Brutal Death Metal and Slam Metal and HATED any other kinds of music. One day, Shaft went to a TOOL concert where he murdered a 14 year old boy wearing a Nirvana shirt. Shaft was then sent to the stage where the members of TOOL preformed a lobotomy on Shaft before nailing him to a stage light. Shafts rotting body was nailed to the stage light for weeks, being hung up at every show preformed there until one day Cannibal Corpse had a show for that day and when his father Corpsegrinder noticed him, he revived him during his performance of "I Cum Blood" where he ejaculated his blood filled semen onto Shaft zombifying him. Shaft was sent into the mosh pit where he mangled a bunch of Metalheads recreating all the Cannibal Corpse album covers. Shaft was later captured by Zomboss after the show after seeing him mangle people on TV. Shaft died with one airpod in his right ear listening to "Tomb of the Mutilated".

Mossy Cobblestone

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Nabooian [Zombie]

VA: ??

Mossy was birthed by his mother Jar-Jar Binks in the forest of Naboo. His father, Qui-Gon Jinn, was raped by Jar-Jar while he was sleeping in the ship on the way home from the pod race on Tatooine. Jar-Jar did this not only because of his strong sexual desires, but also because he's secretly an evil Sith and wants an evil way to make money via child support. Jar-Jar left Mossy inside a dark cave hoping for him to be all grown up upon his return 10 years later. But Mossy ended up being taken in by some psycho Gamorrean crack head who ended up ripping off his head and nutting inside the hole. Mossy's body was found decapitated by Jar-Jar 2 days later after he forgot to bring back his vape. Upon seeing his son without a head, he took him back to his house and stitched on the head of a dead Padawan. Somehow Mossy was still alive and Jar-Jar confronted Qui-Gon about child support and demanded a court case. In the process, it was revealed that Mossy was infact NOT the son of Qui-Gon and was only the result self-insemination meaning Jar-Jar impregnated HIMSELF. Jar-Jar deemed Mossy useless and sent him to Earth where Zomboss found him and recruited him. Mossy was named after his strange green colored pubes.

Gyat Conehead

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Gyat Conehead was named for his very obvious physical traits. He has an absolute dump truck on him. And he was born with a flesh cone on his head. Yeah that's right, the cone on this guys head isn't even an actual cone. The cone on his head is actually his penis, so he frequently fucks himself or other zombies in the ass when he feels freaky. 1 Day before Zomboss launched the zombie invasion on Dave's house, he held a poll where every zombie in the army had to vote which zombie was the freakiest, and Gyat Conehead was the unanimous vote and was sentenced to 1 full day of gaycamp. Gyat was shipped onto the battlefield in a rusty crate from gay camp where he still had a used dildo inside of him.

Jedi Knight Fecal-Matter

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop, Jedi Youngling

Relatives: None

Race - Corsucantian [Zombie]

VA: ??

Jedi Knight was born in them Coruscant slums and was soon recruited by the jedi temple to go become a jedi. Once this unnamed newborn was brought in to the jedi council, they didn't know his name because they had just killed his family of 7 just to take him. Nobody wanted to give this fucker a name so of course, Yoda (who was in the middle of snorting 17 lines of pure Tatooine Coke) named this fucker 'Jedi Knight' because that is what he was to become, and 'Fecal Matter' because he looked at Mace Windu and thought he was a giant piece of shit. Jedi Knight would go through basic jedi training under Jedi Master Plo Kloon. Together, they went on many missions across the galaxy. One mission, they raped and killed 672389052 battle droids in 15 minutes. Jedi Knight was eventually promoted to Jedi Knight and became a well respect jedi in the ranks. But just like the rest of the jedi.... Order 66 happened. Jedi Knight was one of the unfortunate ones that was in the Jedi Temple the time Anakin made his way and slaughtered everybody. Jedi Knight was killed by lightsaber penetration in the ass and was left there to rot. When the underpaid empire janitors came to clean the Jedi Temple, Jedi Knight's corpse was thrown into a trash compactor where his body got mangled with a bunch of youngling parts and made some sort of corpse soup. This batch of garbage would be blasted off to another planet, where it ended up crash landing on Earth where many scientists tried to study it. All of the scientists were all disgusted by this so the only one that wanted to study this mess was Zomboss, who grabbed the mangled fusion corpse and reincarnated it as a zombie. Jedi Knight still has flashbacks from Order 66 which causes him to have uncontrollable seizures everyday.

Crail Junglerot

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ???

Not much was known about Crail before he was zombified, all he was known for was being gay and groping celebrities. A good example of this was Crail's infamous arrest after groping Steve Harvey while he was hosting Family Feud. Crail was in the audience, and ran onto the stage and grabbed Steve by his balls before being tackled to the floor by security. Crail's actions sparked a lot of love and support in "The Gay Celebrity Groping Club", which was an online chatroom that Crail would spend hours daily talking to fat neckbeard gay furries about his fantasies. After being arrested, Crail's home and computer was searched by the FBI where they found thousands of ai photos of naked male celebrities like Drake, Justin Bieber, Smosh, Badlands Chugs, Harrison Ford and Yung Blud. FBI also found gigabytes of CP. Crail was sent to prison where he was treated like a god within a small community and was given free blowjobs. Crail's ego was fueled so much to the point that he tried to fight a 6'8 black guy and ended up being ass raped in the middle of the cafeteria. The black guy's cock pierced though Crail's intestines and out of his skull killing him instantly. And with the mix of chicken grease, AIDS, steroids and other drugs in the black guy's semen, a chemical reaction occurred inside of Crail and he zombified. Crail was bailed out by Zomboss the next day because he heard he became a zombie.

Pitir Luis Wimpy-kid III

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Raped by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Pitir Luis Wimpy-kid III's family was all zombies. Pitir III was abused as a child. His father, Pitir Luis Wimpy-kid II constantly raped him. Pitir III would get raped so much that his asshole's diameter is 5x the size of a regular person's. Also, due to the constant rape, Pitir got pregnant. You may ask how this is possible. Well, Pitir III was born with both a penis and a vagina but his father would always fuck him in the ass. Pitir would occationally miss the rapeage and would fuck him in his own pussy until he came in himself, where he would get his dog Marty to lick out the cum and eat him out. Once Pitir III moved out of his abusive home, he and his son Pitir IV, were homeless for 7 years where they survived off being hookers (yes both of them). Pitir III would sell his son for sex trafficking and would often get local companies to sponsor these pornos with his son in it. Because of these films, Pitir III was able to buy a home and get a stable-ish life where he would constantly masturbait both his cock and pussy to his son's porn videos. Zomboss ended up finding Pitir III because they ended up meeting in one of the those 'jerk off to horny moms' video call websites.

Helmeatus Zapatron 3000

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Snow Pea and Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Helmeatus was a Scottish drunk that was always sleeping on the path outside his local bar. One day, Helmeatus tried LSD for the first time and broke into a power plant. In the power plant he murdered an elderly employee using broomstick because he thought he was Satan himself. Helmeatus was chased down by 5 guys who we're trying to pin him down while one of them called the cops. Helmeatus entered a supply room and found a dirty old bucket with flaking lead paint inside. Helmeatus but the bucket over his head thinking it was a knight helmet but passed out cold before he got the chance to exit. Helmeatus woke up nearly 34 hours later on the cold concrete floor over his head. The effects of the LSD had wore off but all the time breathing the fumes from the bucket gave him crazy lead poisoning and he couldn't think straight. That paired with all the paint made it so he was always high. Helmeatus wandered around his village wearing the bucket constantly high and slowly dying of lead poisoning. One day, he woke up inside a small boat on it's way to El Pepe with Zomboss driving it. Helmeatus has not formed a single coherent thought since the bucket incident and died high and a brain full of lead

Flanks Perch Perkins O'Bonertown

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Flanks Perch Perkins O'Bonertown isn't actually his real name. It was a nickname given by Zomboss after he was found fucking a perch at El Pepe Lake. Flanks' real name is Flankimaximus Omigga'Bonertown, but his peeps just call him Flanks because it sounds cooler. Flanks is probably one of the most normal of the zombies because he isn't a gooner or a sex addict or anything. Before becoming a zombie, he was just a regular irish guy living his life. He had a nice family, kids, a nice job, but it all went crashing downhill after he got a job offer in El Pepe. After talking it over with his family, they decided to move from Ireland to El Pepe where in the first week, his wife died from the Bubonic Plague and his 3 children all hung themselves after going to a Petit Jeffo concert. Flanks' life was at an all-time low where he had lost everything. One day while being depressed and shit, he was bitten by some weird ass blue hamster which caused him to become zombified. Now he has completely forgotten who his family was and he barely even remembers his own name.

Yankee Weedwacker Hornymoms.com

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Yankee was given birthed to during the filming of a pregnant porn video. Yankee was named after the male pornstar fucking her, Yankee Gourrili Clocksmartus. His middle name, "Weedwacker" was a reference to the Porno's theme: "Horny Pregnant Chinese Milf gets Fucked on moving Lawn Mower". Despite the long, disturbing twist of event within the Porn video, the director decided to upload it anyway and it fucking BLEW UP. Yankee became famous within the Hornymoms.com community and viewers begged for his appearance in every video. From that moment on, Yankee became the mascot of Hornymoms.com. He would appear in every video one way or another, whether it would be a simple background appearance to being inserted into gaping assholes, he was even named after the website. Yankee made bank for these Porn producers until one day his Mother quit the Porn industry and demanded the rights to her child. But it was too late, Yankee became the image of Hornymoms.com and there was no way out of it. The Mother started a court case against the website, but before it could even happen, Yankee ran away from his home and hopped on a bus to El Pepe. When he arrived, he was instantly ass raped by a zombie infecting him into becoming one. Yankee loved the feeling of cock in his ass, he had never felt it before but that was enough to turn him gay. Yankee dated Zomboss for abit before the war started, in which Zomboss neglected him because he was still inlove with Crazy Dave. Yankee has now been replaced with his own son (which he has no idea about) as the mascot of Hornymoms.com, and his mother has passed from an unknown STD related to incest.

Big Justice

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Spikerock

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

After the flop of "The Costco Guys", Justice and his father went homeless. And after years of preforming comedy acts outside of local Costco's and receiving little to no money, Big AJ sold Big Justice to human trafficking where they began to send him down to Mexico for sex slavery. Somehow, Big Justice escaped with plans to murder his father in revenge. After finding Big AJ's newly bought apartment, he broke through a window and tried attacking him with a knife, only for him to be shot dead on the floor from a shotgun. Before the cops showed up to arrest Big AJ, he threw his son's body into a river. Big Justice's body went through river streams up north until he reached nearby El Pepeish land. There, a gang of zombies found his soggy dead body and gave it to Zomboss who revived him as a Zombie. Initially, Zomboss intended for Justice to work as a jester, but after realizing Justice's one and only joke was "BOOM!" he sent him into the battlefield to be killed. His death was slow, painful, and Big justice died a pathetic loser.

Eric P. Shooter

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Eric is NOT  a peashooter. Though he thinks he is... Eric was raised by a bunch of wild peashooters who claimed him as one of their own. Eric learned how to "shoot peas" (spitting saliva), and was also taught how to perfectly master the Pea Shooter idle animation. One day, the peashooter's made a plan to purge into a big city and try to kill as many humans as possible, and Eric was in on it. When the plan was executed, every single Pea Shooter was instantly run over by hundreds of cars leaving Eric completely alone in an environment he'd never seen before. Eric was found by DCFS in an old duffel bag trying to suffocate himself. Eric was taken in as an orphan and for 10 years the only thing he learned was fluent Spanish. One day, Zomboss stormed the orphanage Eric was in to look for defenseless children he can recruit, and after finding out Eric could replicate a Pea shooter perfectly AND speak fluent Spanish, he zombified him and brought Eric back home with him. Zomboss had high expectations from Eric but..... nahhhh..... he died.

Jonathan Lemur

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Snow Pea

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Jonathan Lemur was a psycho bipolar crackhead that forced himself into the zombie army despite SOMEHOW being rejected by Zomboss 7 times. Jonathan spent his whole life since the age of seven in a mental hospital before being zombified by laced crack. Jonathan escaped the hospital by burning down the whole fucking building and murdering most the doctors and other patients in the hospital. Jonathan has tried to kill Zomboss many times during interviews. So when he forced himself into the army Zomboss ASSURED he would die as soon as physically possible. Jonathan has killed most of the zombies that went into battle with him in a manic rage and killed absolutely no plants. Jonathan Lemur purposely got killed by a snow pea as he figured it was easier than suicide.

Shmeatus Mom-Shtooper Redrice Mosquito

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Snow Pea

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Shmeatus was actually born as a zombie. This is because his parents were both infected by some zombie disease from a mosquito. ACTUALLY, the mosquito that infected both Sheamtus' parents also kidnapped both of his parents and chained them up and forced Sheamtus' father to watch the mosquito impregnate Sheamtus' mother. 7 years later... Shmeatus was born after his parents were suffering from lots of trauma. Because his family was STILL chained up by that one fuckass mosquito, Shmeatus was born inside a jail cell and was beat many times by the mosquito. One day, the mosquito randomly died inside the cell while stroking Sheamtus' father dihh. So Shmeatus grabbed the escape keys from the mosquito's body and repeatably stabbed his father 986 times before leaving his mom rot. Shmeatus escaped and somehow found his way to downtown New York City where he was instantly mugged by a gang of black guys which left Shmeatus naked on the streets. He was found by Dr. Zomboss jerking off in an alleyway to stray cats 4 days later.

Samuel Sublime Sunday Sanctuary

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Samuel was found inside a dead body as an unborn fetus who was taken in and grown by scientists due to strange physical defects, Samuel was put into a Gorrilla exhibit where one of the gorrilas instantly swallowed Samuel whole. Somehow Samuel didn't die, though he knew his fate was sealed as the stomach acid and lack of air would be his inevitable doom. One day a radioactive blue hamster started to zombify a bunch of zoo animals including the gorillas. In the process, Samuel got infected inside the gorilla and literally ate his way out. Samuel went on an angry spree and ate every Gorilla in the exhibit giving him cancer. Samuel often had intense seizures during zombie training so Zomboss declared that Samuel did not have a soul. He is the only zombie that was not raped by Papa Mario after the war because his body was glowing orange and Papa got scared.

James "TUBE FUCKER" Martin

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

James Martin, also known as "Tube Fucker" due to his long history with tubes and pipes. James was a gay guy in highschool and everybody would call him faggot in the hallways. One day, one of them football jocks went up to him and smashed his head into his locker, and ended up shoving James into his locker and locking him there. Nobody realised he was missing, but actually, James was just locked in his own locker. When James would scream, nobody would even dare to check because everybody knew James would keep Furbies in his locker and fuck them during lunch. James ended up dying in that locker during the school year and his corpse stayed there for 27 years before the school ever realising that the locker was never being used. When principle Archimedes LeJones unlocked the locker, a rotten corpse fell onto the floor. Archimedes instantly called the cops. The only officer that showed up actually turned out to be the very same football jock that killed him. So, because he didn't want to turn himself in, he took the body and threw it in a river completely forgetting about this entire situation. James' body was found 8 years later by Zomboss and Archimedes while searching for people to recruit to the zombie army. Archimedes recognized the body and told Zomboss that they NEEDED that guy on their squad. Went revived into a zombie. James was obsessed with tubes, poles, and rubber ducks. Every single day at the zombie headquarters, James would fuck himself with a tube, deep throat a pole, and fuck a rubber duck simultaneously which is how he got the "tube fucker" nickname. He is the most hated zombie out of all of them.

Poob Hummus-milk 

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Poob was arrested after an elderly woman found his son's dead body stuffed into a grated cheese packet at Walmart. On the first day in prison, Poob got stabbed 33 times in the stomach from a sharpened toothbrush and was forced into medical care. There, Poob overdosed himself on morphine and nobody noticed he had been dead for 3 weeks. When the zombie apocalypse broke through the prison, Poob's dead body was brought back to life as a zombie. And while all the other zombified prisoners and guard's we're trying to forcefully break through the prison walls into the open world, Poob was jerking off to porn in his hospital bed. When all the zombies broke out they we're immediately destroyed by American armed forces leaving Poob completely alone. Poob wandered in the woods for a couple days in a "disguise" which was basically just motor oil smeared all over over his face and he used a black shower curtain as a robe. After trying to join the KKK, Poob was crucified upside down on a giant burning billboard on a random highway. One day Zomboss sent out over 150 zombies to find more of their kind. In the process, over three quarters of the zombies died horrifically while the other quarter recruited Poob and ONLY Poob. Zomboss sentenced all of them to death and sent Poob into battle without any information whatsoever.

Scrooge McMoop

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Self Drowned

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Scrooge McMoop was once a pile of poop. Scrooge was also once a screw that would do the do's and don't and dabber with his dingaling. McMoop was given birth too on the loo while they pooped. This was in a public bathroom where a stranger would leak and peak atop the peak of the restroom door where they would scoop their poop and twist it into a loop. The male turned pale in which the female grabbed the male's tail, flailed and failed to pull it out and bailed. The male then turned into a snail where Scrooge McMoop had to scoop the snail and scope the trail out of the stall's walls and into the restroom where the gloom of the poo kept a fume which made Scrooge bloom. Afterwards, they went onwards where they went downwards to the downstairs where they saw wears of pears and plates of pares with all the stares due to him being naked. Scrooge left the room and grabbed a broom to shove up his ass and he fucked a bass infront of the show where the show made him show him making a dildo out of dough and making him blow a hoe real slow for the talent show. Scrooge went to kill himself 5 days later and became a zombie.

John Buzzov•en

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Ralph

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

John was born during a Black Sabbath concert while they we're on tour in America, at a show in New Orleans. John was delivered by a chunky overweight dude in his fifties with a long ass white beard named "Mark Crowbar". As John grew up, he would visit Mark often and even called him his uncle. Mark taught John how to play the electric guitar in B standard tuning, and how to scream like a maniac into a microphone. As John grew into adolescence, he started a band with 2 of his classmates and some retard from his anger management class named after his last name, "Buzzoven". The band was incredibly unsuccessful and only put out a couple albums before being dropped by their record label. Once John was 18, he went to his first concert to see Mark's band "crowbar", where his skull was bashed into his head by a crowbar after attempting to smuggle a 3DS into the mosh pit. As the sweaty sludgers with bad personal hygeine stepped over John's body, more and more of his bones broke until he passed away. Halfway through the concert, while Mark was giving a speech, a wave of zombies flooded into the audience and infected everyone including John. Zomboss managed to capture all the zombies and put them into cages in his base. Where he made all of them fight to the death to see which zombie was strong enough to join his army. Every zombie died except for John, who was still lying on the ground braindead from his injuries. Which is also why he's the only zombie who died from Ralph. Yes, he died from RAPLH. RALPH. Metal elitists have recently discovered Buzzoven's short discography and praise the horrible budget in production and lyrics about cocaine.

Jimmy Glittergate Faggot-chip

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Citron

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Jimmy was that one gay kid in class that everyone would call faggot. Glittergate Faggot-chip isn't even his legal last name. His real name is Jimmy Charles, son of James Charles. Jimmy got the names Glittergate and Faggot-chip from 2 incidents that happened in 11th and 12th grade at school that now permanently have a an exhibit in the entrence of the school showcasing these 2 events. The first was the Glittergate incident where Jimmy was caught consuming 50 pounds of glitter offstage during a school play of Shakespeare's 'Twelfth Night', in which Jimmy played the main character and instantly got booed offstage for where a thong instead of Shakespeare era clothing. A year later, Faggot-chip incident happened and it wasn't good. It all started during lunchtime where Jimmy went to one of the vending machines to purchase himself a bag of Lays Chips, where after the machine was not taking his money, he stripped down and fucked the coin slot because his penis was so small. Obviously everybody saw this and one guy, named Roy, beat the ever living fuck out of him. Roy broke the glass of the vending machine, grabbed the bag of lays chips that Jimmy wanted and did unspeakable things. Roy first ripped open the bag of chips and crumpled all the chips into little shreds and shoved them into Jimmy eyes. After, Roy stripped naked and use the small chip bag as a condom and raped his sister Wendy infront of the whole school, and right when he was about to nut, he pulled out and came inside the chip bag and the proceeded to shove it 7 inches down Jimmy's throat. Roy was given a celebratory parade the next day, and Jimmy was suspended and his parents were forced into bankruptcy because they couldn't pay his medical bills.

Seymore Lickasack Wigglebottoms II

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Ralph

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

When Seymore was a human, his job was being a YouTuber... a MINECRAFT YouTuber. Seymore started YouTube at the ripe age of 51 and made innocent child friendly mod reviews and building tutorials. One day, when Seymore finished installing his first Discord server, he got a strange DM from an anonymous account that sent him to a shady ass website. The website was mysterious, strange, creepy even. A completely yellow background with nothing but a video ready to be played. Seymore was hesitant, but curiosity took over and he click it. The bright yellow light emitting from his screen onto his face soon turned dark, red, and flashing. What Seymore saw cannot be talked about, but it scarred him. He fell back from his chair onto the floor, the video looping. And his dark room lit up with red. He didn't sleep for days, hell, he didn't even move. But one night, he rose from the cold moist wooden floor and began to murder. He started with his dog, who had been worried of his owner for the last days. Seymore began to hunt his fans. Silently murdering them during the night. And then he woke up and realized it was a dream and that he actually got zombified in his sleep and was actually kidnapped by zomboss and then actually genuinely deadass died to Ralph.

Young Sheldon

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Self Drowned

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Young Sheldon was sent to the Iraq war after the flop of his show, "Young Sheldon". Behind the scenes of the latest season, Sheldon, Missy, George and the Mom had an Orgy in a car prop. When they we're caught, Missy and the Mom we're sold into sex slavery for P Diddy while Sheldon and his father we're sent to Iraq to fight in the war. On the battlefield, Sheldon was shot in his dick obliterating it instantly. George, (who was mentally ill), helped Sheldon over to shelter where he came up with a master plan. George shot off his dick with a hand gun, sending his balls flying to an enemy soldier killing them instantly, but that doesn't matter. Sheldon and his father crawled out of the battlefield and somehow managed to drop out of the war because nobody could prove whether they we're male or female due to their missing genitals. George and Sheldon returned home where Sheldon zombified himself after gooning using zombie saliva and ate his dad soon later.

George Cooper

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Threepeater

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Archimedes LeJones

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Jalapeno

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??]

Archimedes LeJones is one of the most regular of the zombies during his lifetime. Archimedes LeJones was working in the school district for 57 years. He spent the first 31 years working as a 4th grade teacher at Sketchalious Schooliai Elementary School. At every parent-teacher conference, he would grope all the hot moms that would come to talk to him and nobody would know. One day, one of Archimedes' rougher kids was acting up during class so he kept her in for recess. During their alone time in class, Archimedes filmed himself raping the 4th grader and would goon in class to that video. One day, Archimedes decided enough was enough, so he gave the tape to the principal of the school and told him to broadcast it on every smartboard across the school. On that day, every staff member and everys student saw the video of Archimedes raping the 4th grader. Because of this, Archimedes was promoted to principle and threateneed to kill every children's families if they told their parents. Archimedes spent the last 26 years of his life as the principle of the school were he peacefully died while jerking off to the kids playing at recess from his office. His funeral took place in the school and he was buried underneath the gym's floorboards. The school is now since abandoned and is known as the 'Sketchy School.'

Hot Glue Gun

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Jalapeno

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Hot Glue Gun was born a male without a ball sack, so scientists created him one using skin from his ear. And since they we're already banned from the local sperm bank, they just decided to inject molted glue into his balls and called it a day. Hot grew up constantly in pain due to his balls overheating constantly. When Hot went through puberty, he had sex with literally any girl that had any sort of interest in him. Since Hot went through basically no sexual education, he would NEVER wear a condom and ALWAYS made sure to nut inside the girls. He would leave each girl screaming with third degree burns in their pussies, some resulting in death, and Hot was still completely oblivious. One day, Hot wanted to explore his sexuality and hooked up with Zomboss at a gay bar. After simply touching Zomboss' hand, he nutted immediately sending molted glue shooting out his dick and burning the people around him. Zomboss decided he was a perfect soldier for his army.

Syccamore Iglesias

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Jalapeno

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

When Syccamore was only 7 years old, he was kidnapped by the Japanese military during World War II. Syccamore was thrown in an empty cell with nothing but a rag, a bucket, and a 24 inch Dildo. Syccmore worked as a "Pleasure machine", where hundreds of soldier's would stop by his cell every day to do whatever the fuck they wanted to his body as a way to "relieve" their pent up lack of sexual pleasure. One day, Syccamore's skin completely gave in during a soldier's third round with him, where he tried to grab his dick but his hand went completely though his skin and into his pelvis. Syccamore had died, and his body was sent to a slaughter house where he'd be butchered into a steak or something. But his spirit remained... in that cell, angry and seeking revenge. Eventually, he manifested himself into twisted revenant wanting to kill. But don't forget about all the wasted sperm the soldiers loaded into his body for months, they wanted revenge too. Suddenly, Syccamore rose above Japan, with million to billions of giant sperm cells, and they attacked. Japan called this day "The great sperm rain", and some say it is one of the biggest reasons why World War II ended. After the attack, Syccamore's twisted body was left, soulless and dead. His spirit was free. But when Zomboss found it in a ditch on his trip to Japan, he decided the body looked close enough to a zombie and made some autistic Japanese kid wear his skin and join his army.

Oaksworth Leafling Icks Stickville

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Snow Pea

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Oaksworth Leafling Icks Stickville is known as the wisest zombie in the army, some debating he's smarter than Zomboss himself. Oaksworth was born in 1350 in the middle of the Bubonic Plague. At the age of 4, Oaksworth had developed a cure for the plague and was known as a hero across the world. But his fame wouldn't last long as many people starting calling him a wizard and acused him of black magic. This was false, and Oaksworth knew that if something wasn't done, he was going to be crucified. So Oaksworth did the only reasonable thing and he went into hiding. Oaksworth fled to an unknown island off the coast of France in the English Channel. On this mysterious island, Oaksworth found a ancient temple that taught the ancient ways of the 'Wizards of Sigma'. These ancient books spoke about 5 ancient wizards... Fligger the wizard of Fire, WetAssPussy the wizard of the Seas, Dirtkicker the wizard of Earth, Polarziggy the wizard of Light, and Varg the wizard of darkness. Oaksworth learned immortally from the teachings of Varg, but on the other hand,  he was cursed. Due to the use of dark spells from Varg, Oaksworth's human life withered away and he turned into a zombie. Now as a zombie, he retained immortal life but cannot use any magic spells due to being a retarded zombie. His immortal life was cut short after he was recruited by Zomboss because he thought he was unkillable, and he got killed 5 seconds after being deployed.

Leechmilk

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Drowned

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Gizmo Monkey-Ass pounder

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Dr. Seuss

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Flinstone Eggtree

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Tripped and drowned

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Wall-E Burbot Seed

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Tripped by Flinstone Eggtree

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Wall-E was named after the movie Wall-E because his parents fucked inside a hydrolic press. When Wall-E was born, he was shipped to Saturn where a group of colonizing robots touched him and raped him every single day. Wall-E spend 9 years of Saturn and one day, he was fed up with it so he called his homeboy Khaalid el-Halaby in Iraq to send 39 nukes to Saturn. When the nukes hit, it caused 57348209 earthquakes on Saturn and caused the ring to colapse onto the planet and kill every single fucking alien besides Wall-E. The Iraqi government sent a spaceship to go pick him up and bring him back to Earth. On Earth, the first thing Wall-E did was rape and kill the princess the Iraq. After being caught, he raped and killed the king where he became the king of Iraq. 2 years later, Saddam Hussein kidnapped Wall-E and shoved him into a pyramid where he died and rotted. Now, Wall-E is a natural zombie that isn't infected by the zombie virus outbreak that caused the invasion but he joined it because it had free beer.

Conelious Succubus

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Tripped by [whatever the zombie above this one is name]

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Zombonious Oo Wawa !! Wakabono Yiwi Tingu

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Jalapeno

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Shane Nagglesackus Weenispinch

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Ginny Foggyplume

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Snow Pea

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Roofus

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Sexless John Pebble

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Citron

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Puberty Warthead Pimpleface

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Penis exploded inside of Sloopy Swipamick Slacilicious CampBarknut the 3rd

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Sloopy Swipamick Slacilicious CampBarknut the 3rd 

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Raped by Puberty Warthead Pimpleface

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Ronald HickorySticks

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Jalapeno

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Violent Pornography

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Jalapeno

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Marcusses Railtown Pandasemen

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Kernel-Pult

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Paulbert Kiwi I-pad Mailsoup

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Thrown off roof by Winter-Melon

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Yelo-Dildo Feenchkinshmurtz

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Banana Launcher

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??