Crazy Dave

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: None

Relatives: None

Race -  Crazy [Human]

VA: Frogo

Sunflower

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race -  ? [Sunflower]

VA: Xurkiwott

Wall-Nut

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race -  ? [Wall-Nut]

VA: Frogo

Wall-Nut is the one plant everybody bullies because he sucks. One day Dave brought Wall-nut to a local bowling tournament where he was immediately disqualified and arrested after throwing Wall-nut at one of the TV's. As Wall-Nut grew up, he learned how to properly use his round limbless body to roll around. Wall-Nut created a Youtube channel called "Explode my nut" where he would light himself on fire and crash into random shit. This channel was a huge success in Russia and all money made from his video's went into Dave's bank account which he used to buy weed and sex toys. Wall-Nut was arrested for destroying a dog pound but was bailed out by Dave using the money made from his Youtube channel. The authorities forced Wall-Nut to shut down his channel. The Explode My Nut Youtube channel is now lost media on the internet.

Potato Mine

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race -  ? [Potato Mine]

VA: Xurkiwott

Snow Pea

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race -  ? [Snow Pea]

VA: Xurkiwott

Snow Pea was originally a regular ass Peashooter seed. But instead of ejaculating into the seed packet like Dave did with the other plants. Instead Dave used a secret batch of frozen sperm that he kept in his freezer for 28 years to make Snow-Pea. Because the sperm was frozen, it turned a Peashooter into a frozen, ice version. Snow Pea is now constantly freezing and he can slow zombies down with his frozen peas.

Jalapeno

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - Mexican [Jalapeno]

VA: Frogo

Jalapeno isn't native to El Pepe unlike many of the other plants in Crazy Dave's arsenal. Jalapeno comes from Mexico where seed packets are extremely rare. Dave accquired some Jalapeno seeds in 1992 when he was on vacation in Mexico and got kidnapped by the cartel. While being held hostage by the cartel, Dave was forced to give so much head that he turned gay when he went back home 2 years later. Dave learned how to garden in Mexico while being captive and that's where he developed a passion. When he was set free, Dave made sure to stop by an illegal black market on the USA/Mexico border to buy some Jalapeno seed packets and 35 ounces of crack cocaine. Back home, Dave kept the seed packets for when in dire need and he snorted all the coke in 1 sitting which caused him to go insane. Dave went schizophrenic and inaudible and was sent to an insane asylum where he met Dr. Zomboss before he was a zombie and they fell in love. After being grown, Jalapeno is highly addicted to cocaine because of the amount of lines that were snorted on his seed packet over the years.

Threepeater

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Threepeater]

VA: Frogo

Threepeater was the result of some crazy ass events. As we know, Dave nuts in the seed packets to make them sentient, but this time, Crazy Dave was trying to make another Peashooter while the other plants were fighting at night, but out of nowhere a zombie comes behind Dave and gives him 3 backshots which caused Dave to nut 2 extra times into the seed packets which caused a mutation in a Peashooter. When it came out, Threepeater came out. The main head (the middle one) controls all movements of the body besides the others heads (which control themselves and the attaching neck) Because of their rare mutation, it has also caused them to be quite stupid. the right head is so stupid that it tried to suck a zombie's dick instead of shooting a pea. The other heads arent much smarter.

Sun-shroom

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Sun-shroom]

VA: ???

Puff-shroom

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Eaten by Jonathan Lemur

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Puff-shroom]

VA: Xurkiwott

Puff-shroom is one of the go-too offensive plants during the night. For some odd reason, Puff-shroom lacks any necessary skills to kill even a regular basic zombie. Although Puff-shroom can shoot small spores out of his mouth, they are so little and have such little effect on the zombies that they just ignore it. One day Puff-shroom decided to try and kill himself but was saved by Sunflower. Recently, Puff-shroom has started doing unorthodox methods to defeating the zombies using his mouth to give them some sloppy joes behind Dave's shed. 

Marigold

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender, Gold Digger

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Marigold]

VA: Xurkiwott

Marigold was an innocent little sprout until she grew up and neglected her religious parents to become a whore. The only thing Marigold cared in life was sexual pleasure and alcohol. Marigold gave head to every male in her neighborhood and got sweet coins out of it. One day Marigold was orally raped by a Gargantuar and was left physically damaged and traumatized. Marigold began to obsess over money. Marigold went from a whore to a gold digger. She hung out around rich millionaires and made good profit. One day Marigold was kidnapped by Dave after he broke into some fancy restaurant. Marigold is now used as Dave's sex slave and Dave uses Marigold's money to pay his rent. 

Kernel-Pult

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Kernel-Pult]

VA: ???

Winter Melon

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Winter Melon]

VA: ???

Winter Melon's story starts long ago with a normal melon-pult named Adrien Brunski. Adrien was a strange feller. He wandered across many terrains and was known to be quiet. Adrien lived through many years, until he was captured by scientists who studied him and sent him to a special-ed school alongside other rogue sentient plants being studied. There, Adrien alongside other plants would learn English and other things required to be a functional member of society. One day a retarded fume-shroom with down syndrome stabbed Adrien in the side of his neck with a 12 inch ice pick cuasing Adrien to bleed until he passed out. The scientists took Adriens body and froze him. Experimenting to see if this would effect Adriens body. Adrien was left frozen for over 50 years in a lab where his memory was completely wiped and his body completely froze. One day, modern scientists killed Adrien in order to create their newly invented Winter-melon seeds which we're great for defense. When Dave bought Winter-melon's seed packet, he wasn't able to ejaculate because he had already gooned for 5 hours prior so instead of using his own semen he broke into a sperm bank and stole some random Russian immigrants nut to inject into the seed packet.

Ralph

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Lily Pad]

VA: Xurkiwott

Banana Launcher

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Self-Exploded and Rotted to Death

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Banana Launcher]

VA: Xurkiwott

Unlike the other plants, instead of nutting into a packet of seeds, Crazy Dave ejaculated into a Banana tree planted in a local greenhouse that Dave would sneak into at night whilst it was closed. One day when the semen sept through the tree completely, The bananas being grown became sentient and were able to speak perfect English. The reason as to why Dave did this was to get someone to teach him how to properly speak, as he didn't like talking to other people due to his gay social anxiety. The only things the bananas taught Dave was how to preform head and footjobs. Dave frequently comes back to the special tree to speak with his Banana friends. one day Dave snatched Banana Launcher in a last second panic in order to assist the other plants in defending his roof from the zombies. Banana Launcher fortunately passed away from rotting.

Spikeweed

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Spikeweed]

VA: ?

Spikeweed is your good ol' pal that you haven't seen this middle school. Spikeweed is known as the 'chill guy' of the plant gang and is always vibing with the group. Spikeweed is known for being the guy that supplies the group with all the weed that they smoke. Spikeweed is also very lazy and doesn't like to engage in combat with the zombies. Although he just sits around in the middle of the battlefield and does nothing, the zombies are so fucking stupid  that they just end up walking on Spikeweed and dying.

Spikerock

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Spikerock]

VA: ?

Spikerock is Spikeweed's twin brother and used to look exactly like him. When Spikerock was a kid he fell into wet cement which solidified around his body giving him his look. Spikerock has trouble moving around and spends most of his days smoking weed and playing rocket league. 

Pumpkin

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Pumpkin]

VA: ?

Magnet-shroom

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Lawn Defender

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Magnet-shroom]

VA: ?

Unlike his peers, Magnet Shroom was not birthed by Dave's seed, but was fabricated by the Israeli government to fight in the war against Palestine. Magnet Shroom would use his power to steal Palestinian soldiers equipment. Magnet shroom went flying into a river due to an air strike and his body went down the stream and through Africa. Magnet Shroom washed up on a Nigerian shore and was taken in by some black guy who put Magnet Shroom up on eBay. Of course, Dave purchased Magnet-shroom and he was shipped to El pepe. At first, Dave wanted to use Magnet-Shroom to pick-pocket people on the streets but neglected him when he found out Magnet-Shroom was a Jew. The neglection would not last as Dave discovered Magnet-Shroom's usefulness against the zombies.

Dr. Glamorous Glaze

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Nuclear Powerplant Worker

Relatives: None

Race - Ukrainian [Toad]

VA: Xurkiwott

Dr. Glamorous Glaze is a well known biologist/nuclear physicist all around the world for his groundbreaking work on giraffe urethras and the use of uranium on the human body. Dr. Glaze would test uranium samples on rats and mice and write down the effects that would happen. For some odd reason, Dr. Glaze would keep these radioactive rodents in his house as pets and one day at the nuclear powerplant, on "bring your pet to work day" He accidentally let lose one of his radioactive hamsters which ended up being Blueberry, who caused a worldwide zombie apocalypse, Dr. Glaze being the first zombie.

Kendrick Lamar

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Seed Shop Owner

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Bat]

VA: ?

Dr. Zomboss

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Occupations: Leader of the Zombies

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Zombie]

VA: Xurkiwott

Unlike the other zombies, Zomboss was born as one which gave him a lot of time to learn languages and common sense with his rotten brain. When Zomboss grew consciousness, he murdered both his parents horrifically with an electric drill. Zomboss had natural intelligence and liked to build mechs and shit. One day, Zomboss met a fine man named Crazy Dave. Zomboss knew it was love at first sight. They met in a Starbucks, Dave was ordering his daily Venti Iced Macchiato with Almond milk and an extra shot of Expresso, with a fine Caramel drizzle, whipped cream and green sprinkles. Zomboss and Dave locked themselves in the public bathroom and had intense gay sex. The two started seeing eachother. Zomboss loved Dave, but deep down he knew he couln't live with him forever without resisting the urge to murder him. One day Dave found out Zomboss was a zombie after he moaned "Daaaaaaave I waaaant yoooouuurrr brrrraaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiin" during sex. Dave kicked Zomboss out and he was heart broken. Zomboss began plotting his revenge, he had plans to take over the world, capture Dave's brain and create millions of Dave clones so he'd never be lonely again. When the zombie apocalypse broke out, Zomboss easily manipulated every zombie he saw by attracting them with a brain on a stick. Even for the low amount of testosterone in Zomboss' body, he never gives up. And he will be back.

Imp

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Papa Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - ? [Zombie]

VA: ??

This little prick is a bitchass spoiled ipad kid. He spends his days in a 90° gamer sluntch posture which caused him to develop scoliosis. Imp is now locked permanently at this angle and can no longer function properly. Because Dr. Zomboss hates cripples, he sent Imp onto a Gargantuar's back so he hopefully get knocked off and dies, which worked.

Zombi

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Frank Clown Touchakids

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Montgonorhea Bleachville

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Twinky-Pondovious Bandicoot

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Alreginald Pant-meat Chronicals

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Brane Fiend

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Shaft-Swivel Vaginabacon

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Snow Pea

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Mossy Cobblestone

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Gyat Conehead

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Jedi Knight Fecal-Matter

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Crail "The Tickle Monster" Junglerot

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Pitir Luis Wimpy-kid III

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Raped by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Helmeatus Zapatron 3000

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Snow Pea and Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Flanks Perch Perkins O'Bonertown

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Yankee Weedwacker Hornymoms.com

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Big Justice

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Spikerock

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Eric P. Shooter

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Jonathan Lemur

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Snow Pea

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Shmeatus Mom-Shtooper Redrice Mosquito

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Snow Pea

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Samuel Sublime Sunday Sanctuary

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

James "TUBE FUCKER" Martin

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Poob Hummus-milk 

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Scrooge McMoop

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Self Drowned

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

John Buzzov•en

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Ralph

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Jimmy Glittergate Faggot-chip

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Citron

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Seymore Lickasack Wigglebottoms II

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Ralph

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Young Sheldon

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Self Drowned

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

George Cooper

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Threepeater

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Archimedes LeJones

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Jalapeno

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Hot Glue Gun

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Jalapeno

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Siccamore Iglesias

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Jalapeno

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Oaksworth Leafling Icks Stickville

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Snow Pea

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Leechmilk

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Drowned

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Gizmo Monkey-Ass pounder

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Wall-Nut

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Dr. Seuss

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Flinstone Eggtree

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Tripped and drowned

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Wall-E Burbot Seed

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Tripped by [whatever the zombie above this one is name]

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Wall-E was named after the movie Wall-E because his parents fucked inside a hydrolic press. When Wall-E was born, he was shipped to Saturn where a group of colonizing robots touched him and raped him every single day. Wall-E spend 9 years of Saturn and one day, he was fed up with it so he called his homeboy Khaalid el-Halaby in Iraq to send 39 nukes to Saturn. When the nukes hit, it caused 57348209 earthquakes on Saturn and caused the ring to colapse onto the planet and kill every single fucking alien besides Wall-E. The Iraqi government sent a spaceship to go pick him up and bring him back to Earth. On Earth, the first thing Wall-E did was rape and kill the princess the Iraq. After being caught, he raped and killed the king where he became the king of Iraq. 2 years later, Saddam Hussein kidnapped Wall-E and shoved him into a pyramid where he died and rotted. Now, Wall-E is a natural zombie that isn't infected by the zombie virus outbreak that caused the invasion but he joined it because it had free beer.

Conelious Succubus

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Tripped by [whatever the zombie above this one is name]

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Zombonious Oo Wawa !! Wakabono Yiwi Tingu

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Jalapeno

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Shane Nagglesackus Weenispinch

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Peashooter

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Ginny Foggyplume

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Snow Pea

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Roofus

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Potato Mine

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Sexless John Pebble

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Citron

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Puberty Warthead Pimpleface

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Penis exploded inside of [whatever the name of the conehead below is]

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Sloopy Swipamick Slacilicious CampBarknut the 3rd 

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Raped by [whatever zombie above is named]

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Ronald HickorySticks

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Jalapeno

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Violent Pornography

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Jalapeno

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Marcusses Railtown Pandasemen

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Kernel-Pult

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Paulbert Kiwi I-pad Mailsoup

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Thrown off roof by Winter-Melon

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??

Yelo-Dildo Feenchkinshmurtz

Appearances - Plants Vs Zombies

Cause of Death - Killed by Banana Launcher

Occupations: Zombie Troop

Relatives: None

Race - Zombie [Zombie]

VA: ??