Nien Nunb

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Pilot for Galactic Republic

Relatives - None

Race - Coruscantian [Sullustan]

VA: Albert

Nien Nunb was one the a best pilots during the Clone Wars. Nien Nunb was second in command in the Republic star fleet. Nien Nunb was the man who took down the Invisible Hand alongside his Silver Squadron. Nien Nunb was great friends with Wedge Antilles. When the Galactic Empire took over, Nien Nunb went into hiding on Earth where he would stay hidden for 45 years. One day, he accidentally stumbled upon a Russian military base in Armenia where he got captured and sent to the ACU as an anomaly.

Wario Mario

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Bounty Hunter

Relatives - Mario (cousin), Luigi (cousin), Papa Mario (uncle), Oncle Mario (uncle), Waluigi (brother)

Race - Russian [Human]

VA: Xurkiwott

Wario alongside his brother Waluigi are bounty hunters from El Pepe. Wario got the idea after watching a Boba Fett lego stop motion video on youtube back in 2014. Wario had decided to shut down his multi-million dollar mine to become a bounty hunter, setting his thousands of slaves free into the Canadian wilderness naked. In the beginning of their career, Wario used his fat stack of money to smear ads all over El Pepeish and local Canadian websites. These ads were usually crappily photoshopped of Wario and Waluigi surrounded by hot girls holding massive automatic rifles with massive colorful ComicSans text saying "call us if you want p-p-p-pests off ur l-l-l-lawn!". Wario and Waluigi blew up in success after exterminating hundreds of homeless people in random peoples yards for only 2$. Until all the homeless we're dead and they ran out of people to kill. So they tried contacting Putin to hopefully work for him. After years of spamming Emails, harassing him on Twitter, and sending letters to Russia, Putin finally took them in for an audition. Putin decided to "save them for later" so he send the two to a random work yard in the country part of Russia where they did labor for hours at a time without getting paid. Wario and his brother we're eventually given a job, but we all know what happened. Wario now has his mine opened back up but is trying to find new slaves.

Waluigi Mario

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Bounty Hunter

Relatives - Mario (cousin), Luigi (cousin), Papa Mario (uncle), Oncle Mario (uncle), Wario (brother)

Race - El Pepeish [Human]

VA: Frogo

Waluigi is Wario's younger brother and was always violently beat at home. Waluigi and Wario grew up poor and homeless because their father Walio Mario accidentally forgot them at a water park. Wario and Waluigi spent their whole lives scouring the streets of El Pepe to eat stray rats and bugs. When Wario started his mining company, Waluigi went off and became a heart surgeon. Waluigi went to university to get his degree to become a doctor but dropped out after 2 days because he accidentally impaled and killed his classmate with a butterknife. Waluigi somehow got a job at a very big hospital and he would get around 5 critical emergency cases a day. Waluigi would perform surgery on people that needed emergency heart transplants. Waluigi has had a total of 300 patients in his 2 year career and has accidentally killed every single one. His worst murder was Archibald Ferdinand where he accidentally dropped a bowl of hot kraft diner into his opened chest and left it there. Waluigi was banned from the country of Canada after this and then started working at Wario's mine.

Citron

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed, Plants vs Zombies

Occupations - Putin's assistant, Head of Russian Military

Relatives - None

Race - American [Human]

VA: Frogo

Citron has been Vladamir Putin's assistant for a long time. Citron grew up in a garden with his best friends, including peashooter who would go on to join a gang. Citron and his gardener Crazy Dave we're kidnapped by the Russian government after Crazy Dave accidently stole five million barrels of toxic waste from Russia. While Crazy Dave was being tortured by Russian soldiers, Citron was in a waiting room having a conversation with Putin. Citron and Putin developed feelings for each other and it ended with them having sex. Not long after becoming his assistant, Putin stopped having sex with Citron after realizing he was an orange, due to the severe acidic damage done to the tip of penis. Citron now resorts to his old friend Peashooters onlyfans to relieve his stress. After Putin's death, Citron returned to El Pepe to meet with his old friends.

Ramoni Albert

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Taco Stand Worker

Relatives - None

Race - Mexican [Bear]

VA: Albert

Ramoni Albert is a Mexican man who owns his infamous business Ramoni's tacos. Ramoni's life was going well until he caught his wife cheating on him. Ramoni became depressed and started watching Porn multiple times a day. Ramoni would grow an uncontrollable taco fetish. When Ramoni would make his tacos, he wouldn't be able to resist jerking off to the tacos so he made it part of his brand. Ramoni's "special sauce" was a massive success, the people loved how sticky and thick it was and they wanted more. One day while serving yoshi's his "special sauce", his wall fell to the floor and his masturbation was revealed to the world. Ramoni got 43 years in prison and 5 years probation. Ramoni is now driven beyond insanity at the fact that he can't relieve his sexy taco urges.

Sockious Slipinstein

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Mexican [Sock]

VA: Albert

Sockious is a homeless Mexican man that always wanders the streets of El Cracratos harassing random street shop owners. Sockious' favorite restaurant in town is Ramoni's Tacos. Sockious is there almost every day begging for free food and most of the time gets kicked out. Sockious has many bounties on him for groping celebrities at random events in Mexico city. Sockious' currently lives inside of a dead dogs cut open stomach in a ditch near Ramoni's tacos.

Zoidburger Henry VIII

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed, The Mission II

Occupations - Prisoner

Relatives - None

Race - Mygish [Myger]

VA: Albert

Zoidburger Henry VIII was one of Hector's best friends on Mygopolis. Together, the two of them would hang out all the time and be trouble makers. Zoidburger and Hector would always throw stick of lit dynamite into Professor Sackius' Tribal Myg Teachings class and into Professor Nerdwell Kinkeldogs' physics class. Zoidburger and Hector would always be suspended from school. When they graduated, Hector became an executioner while Zoidburger went and became a car mechanic. When the Pandas invaded Mygopolis, Zoidburger was one of the few Mygers that escaped alongside Hector. When they landed on Earth, they landed in Moscow, where they would be detected as an anomaly and got sent to the ACU.

FN-2187 (Finn)

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - ACU Security Guard

Relatives - None

Race - British [Human]

VA: Albert

Finn was kidnapped at birth by the galactic empire and was named "FN-2187". Finn trained and became a stormtrooper when he became an adult and was given his nickname by other black stormtroopers. Finn was put to public execution after getting caught having sex with the mouse droids. Right before getting his head severed, 3 tie-fighters being driven by Finn's friends flew in and killed thousands of troopers and guards. Finn hijacked a tie-fighter and escaped the empire base and crashed it somewhere in Chicago. Finn was "adopted" by a local gang and was trained to be a YN alongside his niggas. Finn adapted to the black gang culture but was one day kidnapped by the Russian government after Finn tried sending wave signals to the empire saying "fuck you" but accidently sending it to Russia. Finn was interviewed and hired as one of the caretakers for the UCA's. Finn is chill with all the UCA's, especially his cousin Tyrone. After the death  of Putin, Finn joined Tyrone's gang in Chicago where he remains.

Johnny

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations -  None

Relatives - Jim (father), Tyrone (father), D'Andre (split brother)

Race - Canadian/American [Emoji]

VA: Albert/Xurkiwott

Johnny is the less-important half of his body. Johnny is literally just a normal baby unlike his black brother D'Andre. Johnny has almost no control over his body and is likely either gonna die or grow up stupid due to not being breastfed.

D'Andre

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations -  None

Relatives - Jim (father), Tyrone (father), Johnny (split brother)

Race - Canadian/American [Emoji]

VA: Frogo/Xurkiwott

D'Andre is the superior half to the body of both him and his brother Johnny. Initially, the baby was only supposed to be born as Johnny, but due to the excessive amounts of fried chicken grease and kool aid flowing through Tyrone's blood, D'Andre was born with a common skin condition known as "black". D'Andre was born with an fully grown adult brain somehow. After the escape, D'Andre would go on to try to get a job somewhere in Chicago but after failing, he decided to join his fathers gang.

Philipe

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed, The Mission II

Occupations -  Prisoner

Relatives - None

Race - El Pepeish [Rabbit]

VA: Xurkiwott

Philipe was captured by the ACU at birth and grew up there. Philipe was supposed to be a normal pet to Putin but grew up to be a strange humanoid version of a rabbit. Putin was uncomfortable with Philipe living in his office so, as anyone would do, he sent him straight to the cells. Philipe grew up very spoiled and bratty and always complained if things didn't go his way. Philipe was given a carrot fidget toy to soothe his anger which he used as a dildo. Philipe often gets into fights with guards because things don't go his way. Philipe was once raped by Tyrone after finding out he was an active racist. And of course, Jim joined into the rape circle, and so did Larson. After the big release, Philipe was sent to a special needs school after scientists found out he had autism and ADHD.

Sal Vulcano

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Impractical Joker, Prisoner

Relatives - None

Race - American [Human]

VA: Sal Vulcano

Sal was one of the 5 founding members of the comedy reality show Impractical jokers. After the death of Kevin Hart, the show started back up again and Sal's game wasn't looking to good. Sal was the joker with the most punishments because he sucks. On episode 6, season 12 of Impractical jokers, the guys decided to do a "super punishment" for Sal, to celebrate his 100th loss. Sal's challenge was simple, he would be locked up in one of the most dangerous rooms on earth, the URA containment room in the ACU for a whole month straight without dying. When put into the room, Sal was immedietely knocked out cold by Mr. Bear and his gang. Sal would go on to be brutally beat by the URA's for 2 weeks while the other jokers we're laughing at him. After a while, the URA kinda just accepted Sal's presence and accepted him as their own. Sal's punishment was cut short after all the URA's we're released. Sal had to take 5 years of therapy after this punishment.

Joe Gatto

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed, The Mission II

Occupations - Impractical Joker

Relatives - None

Race - American [Human]

VA: Joe Gatto

Joe Gatto is a longtime member of the Impractical Jokers and is known as the best joker because he does the least amount of punishments. Because he rarely does punishments, the crew makes sure to cook up some crazy punishments for him. One of these punishments would go over the top... Joe had to survive 24 hours on North Sentinel Island with a tribe of cannibals and try not to die. Joe arrived on the island and was already terrified. He started looking around for a safe place to hide from the savages but was quickly caught by them. Joe was knocked out, tied to a log, and put over a giant campfire to cook. Joe was sweating and screaming in fear because he thought he was gonna die so he yelled "I will do anything!" One of the tribal negros knew a little bit of english and translated the message for the rest of the tribe. The tribe spoke for a bit and decided on freeing Joe for a cost. Joe had to be the "exploding totem pole of lickage" at their sucking ceremony. Joe agreed. Later that night, the ceremony started and Joe was once again, strapped to a log. Joe was nervous and scared but knew he wasn't gonna die. The tribal freaks started banging their drums and chanting in an unknown language. One female tribal negro went up to Joe and started slowly un buttoning his shirt. Joe was nervous and confused. The female pulled apart the 2 sides of Joe's shirt to reveal his dad-bod chest and she started licking it and playing with his chest hairs. Joe got really nervous and somewhat aroused. Joe got a little stiffy and the tribe noticed. The female negro started taking off Joe's pants and then, his Sal Vulcano boxers. Joe was strapped naked on a pole with tribal men banging drums and singing. These female negro started "massaging" Joe's girthy cock and she started singing. Soon other women of the tribe joined in and started sucking Joe's nipples, his nose, his belly button, his toes, each individual ball, and his ass hole. Now, Joe was getting sucked out of almost every hole in his body. Joe was so hard that he ejaculated so hard and so much that he covered the entire croud with his steamy, creamy, semen. The crowd started picking up the cum and putting it in bottles to store it as drinks for later. Joe was then knocked out for the night and woke up on the beach the next day to the rest of the jokers pulling up on a yacht to pick him up. Joe was never the same after that punishment.

Q

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed, The Mission II

Occupations - Impractical Joker

Relatives - None

Race - American [Human]

VA: Brian Quinn

Q was one of the founding members of the Impractical Jokers alongside Sal, Joe, Murr, and Kevin Hart. The 5 men would go on and make a very successful live comedy reality show by the same name as their group. The group of guys would make each other do dumb and ridiculous challenges in public, and the loser would have to do a punishment. One unfortunate day, during a special episode in Chicago, it was Kevin's punishment where he had to violently harass a group of bloods and crips at once. This punishment ended up going extreemely poorly and caused Kevin to get raped and shot 57105 times within 5 minutes of his punishment starting and got the TV show taken down for 2 years. When the Impractical Jokers started back up again, fans where sad because they couldn't watch Kevin be forced to do the dumbest punishments known to man and instead, they all wanted Sal to take that role.

Murr

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed, The Mission II

Occupations - Impractical Joker

Relatives - None

Race - American [Human]

VA: James Murray

Murr is the most bullied of the group. Whenever Murr is the biggest loser, the other guys always give him the most insane punishments. For example, as punishments, Murr has been given prostate exams, pierced, hit with bats, and stripped naked multiple times. But one day, the guys took it to the extreme and had a crazy plan to send Murr to the Russian-Ukraine war completely stripped naked, covered in milk and having to drag a sleigh full of bombs. Murr was forced to walk through a minefield, in which he went temporarily deaf due to a nearby explosion causing him to not be able to hear the other jokers talk to him. Murr then had to stay under the radar from a nearby Russian sniper who almost shot Murr but missed. Murr was then sent to highjack a Russian tank so he did. In the process, the tank driver stabbed Murr in his shoulder but Murr thankfully snapped his neck, killing him instantly. Murr started driving the tank and shot a nearby crowd of Ukranian soldiers. The tank started to malfunction so Murr popped his head out to see what was going on and was flashbanged by a Ukrainian soldier who threw Murr out the tank and drove away. The next part of Murr's punishment was to shoot massive cannon's at Russian and Ukrainian ships, taking out 3 ships overall. And to top it off, the final part of Murr's punishment was to simply attempt to T-bag a Russian soldier. immediately after stumbling into the battlefield, Murr was shot multiple times, twice in his arm, once in his balls, and one in his stomach just barely making it out alive. To make matters worse, Murr was captured by Russian soldiers and the American military had to go get him. Murr now suffers with extreeme PTSD, and is unable to preform sex due to his balls missing. Murr seems to be better now, but the memory of his punishment still haunts him. It was also Murr's idea to send Sal to the ACU.

Mr. Bear

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Martian [Bear]

Cause of Death - Killed by Papa [AU]

VA: Frogo

Mr. Bear is a strange and very powerful bear from Mars. Mr. Bear was created after the USSR sent a grizzly bear to the moon in 1969 to try and go kill Niel Armstrong on the moon. But because the Soviet's technology was so unadvanced, they completely fucking missed the moon and instead sent to grizzly bear to Mars. Somehow, he didn't die and the grizzly bear stayed on Mars for many years. One day a group of Martian aliens came and kidnapped the grizzly bear while it was wandering around. The aliens, not known what a grizzly bear was, studied it in many ways. One of their tests was inspecting it's insides. One of the aliens, named ΣΦΔ¿ put a secret camera inside of his dick and put it into the bear's you know what. Mid-examination, the alien get really bricked up and busted inside the bear which caused the bear to become pregnant. When the baby was born, the aliens wanted nothing to do with him so they opened up a strange portal and sent the new young bear to hell. When Satan saw him for the first time, he was fascinated because this was no ordinary bear, it had a large brain because of those nerd aliens. The young bear, named Mr Bear was taught by Satan all his demonic techniques and dark magic to make him all powerful. Mr Bear became so powerful he was the most powerful being in the universe so he left hell and started killing entire solar systems at will. One day will trying to take down earth, he was captured after trying to rape a teddy bear and was sent to the ACU.

Nightmarionne

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Greek [Ghost]

Cause of Death - Killed by Papa [AU]

VA: Xurkiwott

Nightmarionne used to be a weird grandpa from Greece that was into rituals and shit. One day he decided to chop off his cock with a hatchet and preform a ritual on it. Nightmarionnes cock somehow transformed into some devilish mindless freak that dragged him down to hell. In hell, Nightmarionne was given the chance to go back to the mortal world, but would have to experience living as a demon. So that he did. Nightmarionne roamed the streets of El Pepe for years, and became an El Pepeish myth. One day, Nightmarionne was captured by the Russian government after Putin spotted him fucking one of his guard dogs while having a tea party with the Owee's. Nightmarionne was taken in as a UCA, where they would do "experiments" on him. But they accidently caused Nightmarionne to grow three times bigger and become more aggressive, which they decided to keep him as a URA instead. Nightmarionne was kept at the ACU for a couple months before getting released, and dying shortly after from Papa. Nightmarionne is now back in hell, forced to give head to Myguel.

Roy

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Homeless

Relatives - Wendy (Sister/Ex Girlfriend), Bowser (father), Iggy (brother), Bowser Jr (brother), Ludwig (brother), Brah Bro (brother)

Race - El Pepeish [Koopa]

VA: Xurkiwott

Roy is the second oldest brother to the koopaling family. Roy was always the "cool one" and was one of the most popular guys in high school. Roy won many awards for being the best player on the school football team. Roy was constantly picking on kids for being skinny and gay. One of Roy's biggest victims, Ken, was almost killed by Roy after getting curb stomped in the school parking lot. When senior year rolled around, there was a prom. For Roy, it would be incredibly easy to find a girl to go with him to prom, and yet he chose his little sister Wendy to go with him. Roy didn't care that his sister was only in the seventh grade, because they started dating. But the week after Roy graduated, his life would go downhill. His father left the family, his brother Ludwig went on a murder spree, Wendy broke up with him and became a hooker, and his favorite brother Morton went missing. Roy became depressed and one day decided to "live with the animals". Roy snuck onto some random sailboat and went all the way to Europe where he took a plain to Siberia, Russia where he started to walk deep in the thick forests. Roy built a "house" out of wood and started to live off berries and psychedelic mushrooms, who he would get highly addicted to. Roy has been living in the forests of Siberia for almost 20 years and doesn't plan to go back to his old life.

Saddam Hussein

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Leader of Iraq

Relatives - None

Race - Iraqi [Human Skeleton]

Cause of Death - Killed by Stanley [AU]

VA: Frogo

Saddam Hussein was the leader of Iraq for almost 40 years before he died. Saddam had many close ties with terrorist groups such as the Taliban and Al-Qaeda and others. Because of these close ties, Saddam was very close friends with Osama Bin Laden. Together, they maticulously planned the September 11 attacks. The attacks where successful but didn't go accordingly. On 9/11, 4 commercial planes where hijacked but only 3 actually hit their designated targets. 2 planes hit each tower of the World Trade Center, 1 plane hit the Pentagon, but the last plane didn't reach it's target. The last plane crashed in a random field on its way to the White House but it didn't make it because the terrorist that was piloting the plane was busy smoking a joint and raping the flight attendants he had captured. After the 9/11 attacks, Saddam and Bin Laden knew they were big targets. So together they went into hiding. Osama went somewhere in Pakistan and Saddam stayed in Iraq. Saddam hid in a preschool acting as a demolitions teacher to 7 year old children. Saddam was caught because he accidentally shot 74 fireworks at a US fighter jet that was passing by. Saddam was bombed on the spot and killed. The entire nation stopped and came to a halt when he died and buried him on the outskirts of his favorite town, Brian.

Haboub

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Iraqi [Pinecone]

VA: Xurkiwott

Haboub has been one of the only two remaining citizens of the city of Brian after it's downfall. Haboub's life is repetetive and honestly sad. He wakes up in the morning, walks outside, and stands in the same spot all day with his friend زنجي waiting for something to happen. Haboub rarely sees anything interesting happen, since he stopped getting entertained by the wind blowing on the trees years ago. On rare occasions when Haboub and زنجي see a small animal go by, they both do a Brianese cultural "dance" where they have aggressive anal sex until the sun goes down. After the revival of Saddam Hussein, Haboub decided to start rebuilding the city of Brian by reproducing with زنجي. Haboub and زنجي have been having non-stop anal sex for five months not knowing that they cant have kids because they're both pinecones.

زنجي

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Iraqi [Pinecone]

VA: Xurkiwott

Unlike his friend Haboub, زنجي'slife has slightly more interesting things to it. زنجي has been growing his "sand farm" behind his house for over 50 years. All he does to grow this farm is rake the sand on the ground and proceed to eat handfuls of sand for 10 minutes. Other than that, زنجي likes to stay outside and wait for something to happen like his friend Haboub. 

Vincent

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Game Show Host

Relatives - None

Race - Batswana [Hippo]

VA: Frogo

Vincent came from a regular herd of hippos roaming in southern African countries. Vincent would always get abused by the other hippos because of his many deformations such as stubby limbs, human teeth, anal warts, foot fungus, measles, bone marrow cancer, and the lack of a tongue. One day, Vincent was kidnapped by a bunch of American zoologists to bring home a research. The scientists ended up decapitating his head from the rest of his body and replacing his brain with a human brain and put all his essential organs inside his head. Vincent gained the ability to speak English and was decently smart. Vincent was given 1 million dollars from the scientists to do whatever he wants so he started a game show. Vincent's Tickling Trials became known as the worst game show on American and international television and has lost over 200 billion dollars. Vincent is in crippling dept and now illegally runs his game shows. On numerous occasions, Vincent has been arrested for sending multiple deaths threats to Shaq to go on his game show. 

Memphis Al-Maghrabi

Appearances - Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Game Show Assistant

Relatives - None

Race - Egyptian [Human]

VA: Xurkiwott

Memphis is a creepy and shady middle aged man from Memphis Egypt. Memphis' strange creepy and anti-social behavior is likely caused by brain damage or the fact that his family is highly inbred. Memphis migrated to the US for college purposes but went homeless after getting rejected in every single college in the state of Michigan. Memphis hitckhiked with some trucker all the way to El Pepe where he got hired by Vincent as his gameshow assistant in pure sympathy. Not much is known about Memphis' current status but the fact that he is barely paid and sleeps on Vincents couch.