Anomaly-Containment-Unit

The Anomaly-Containment-Unit is a government funded act to securely contain any anomaly discovered around the world to keep it safe. The Anomalies Containment-Unit is located in an unknown location to the public somewhere in Siberia, Russia. Anomalies are kept in 2 different classes. UCAs [Unidentified-Classified-Anomalies] and URAs [Unidentified-Restricted-Anomalies]

UCA - Unidentified Classified Anomalies

UCA Anomalies are mostly harmless. It is safe to be around them with precaution. Occasionally, these anomalies will be aggressive towards employees

URA - Unidentified Restricted Anomalies

URA Anomalies are more dangerous and can cause serious harm. They are typically at danger levels 8 or higher but some cases are exceptions. They are contained in the restricted section of the facility. It is advised that only specialists to the specific anomalies shall go into the restricted section.

Danger Levels are on a system from 1-10. 10 Being extreemly dangerous and 1 being non-lethal in any capacity.

Unidentified Classified Anomalies

UCA-001: "Moon"

Code Name: Moon

Anomaly Entry: 001

Status: Classified

Species: Moon Man

Official Name: Dingleberry Fartnuts

Capture Location: Siberia, Russia

Danger Levels: 4

Physical: UCA-001 is made up of mostly solid moon rock formed in a perfect sphere. UCA-001 has a large unibrow the protrudes up on each side of it's body. UCA-001 has large teeth that appear to be dull. UCA-001 also has a thick and large nose.

UCA-002: "Flash"

Code Name: Flash

Anomaly Entry: 002

Status: Classified

Species: Racecar

Official Name: Lightning McQueen

Capture Location: Racing World Cup, Great Britain

Danger Levels: 6

Physical: UCA-002 resembles a tradition racecar. It is mostly red with sponsor tattoos all over it's body. It's most prominent tattoo is the number 95 on a lightning bolt. UCA-002 has eyes were a normal wind-shield would be and also has very thick tires for easy traction on racetracks. It's body is very aerodynamic and optimized for speed.

UCA-003: "Farmer"

Code Name: Farmer

Anomaly Entry: 003

Status: Classified

Species: Smurf

Official Name: Smurfo Gargemaell

Capture Location: Vermont, United States

Danger Levels: 2

Physical: UCA-003 resembles a dwarf person with blue-skin. UCA-003 has very large hands optimized for work in fields and farms. UCA-003 has a very small penis and a large nose. Underneath it's straw hat, it's head has a large teardrop shape with lots of nerve endings causing it to be very sensitive.

UCA-004: "Worm"

Code Name: Worm

Anomaly Entry: 004

Status: Classified

Species: Caterpillar

Official Name: Wormles

Capture Location: Vermont, United States

Danger Levels: 1

Physical: UCA-004 is an abnormally large monochrome caterpillar. UCA-004 has 8 legs for grip on trees and leaves. UCA-004 has thick skin protecting it from predators and other natural dangers. UCA-004 has a very large mouth and eats over 5 times it's body weight every day.

UCA-005: "Flame Fish"

Code Name: Flame Fish

Anomaly Entry: 005

Status: Classified

Species: Flaming-Fish

Official Name: Pez Estúpido

Capture Location: Caribbean Sea

Danger Levels: 7

Physical: UCA-005 is a fish with a fire-like pattern on it's scales. UCA-005 has 2 dorsal fins, one on the top, and one on the bottom of it's body. UCA-005's scales can exceed over 5,000°.

UCA-006: "Psychopath"

Code Name: Psychopath

Anomaly Entry: 006

Status: Classified

Species: Emoji

Official Name: Jim

Capture Location: Ottawa, Canada

Danger Levels: 3

Physical: UCA-006 is a yellow sphere with large eyes and a large smile. UCA-006 rolls it's body to move and it very unstable. UCA-006's brain in over 60% it's body weight and has very dark thoughts.

UCA-007: "Banana"

Code Name: Banana

Anomaly Entry: 007

Status: Classified

Species: Minion

Official Name: Bob Lesbananes

Capture Location: Togo

Danger Levels: 1

Physical: UCA-007's body is very short and plump. It has yellow skin with short arms and legs. UCA-007 has very poor eyesight. It requires specially designed goggles to see. These goggles are made of an unknown substance that is indestructible.

UCA-008: "Larson"

Code Name: Larson

Anomaly Entry: 008

Status: Classified

Species: Human

Official Name: Daniel Larson

Capture Location: Colorado, United States

Danger Levels: 1

Physical: UCA-008 is a regular human being with many mental disabilities. UCA-008 is very stupid and always thinks it's getting filmed. UCA-008 keeps requesting to "see the manager".

UCA-009: "Magic Mushroom"

Code Name: Magic Mushroom

Anomaly Entry: 009

Status: Classified

Species: Mushroom

Official Name: Majeeq Mushroume

Capture Location: Mexico

Danger Levels: 5

Physical: UCA-009 appears to be a regular mushroom but it's bulb is laced with many different types of drugs. It is still unknown how a mushroom is capable of producing man-made substances.

UCA-010: "Magic Mushroom"

Code Name: Magic Mushroom

Anomaly Entry: 010

Status: Classified

Species: Mushroom

Official Name: Coocaina Mushroume

Capture Location: Mexico

Danger Levels: 5

Physical: UCA-010's bulb appears to be solid like the rest of the "Magic Mushrooms" but it has an undefined shape acting more like a pouch on UCA-010's head. This pouch is filled with cocaine.

UCA-011: "Magic Mushroom"

Code Name: Magic Mushroom

Anomaly Entry: 011

Status: Classified

Species: Mushroom

Official Name: Fentinyle Mushroume

Capture Location: Mexico

Danger Levels: 8

Physical: UCA-011's green bulb emits a strange gas. This gas is laced with fentanyl and is extreemly dangerous to breath in. A simple gas mask will easily counter these fumes.

UCA-012: "Gangster"

Code Name: Gangster

Anomaly Entry: 012

Status: Classified

Species: Human

Official Name: Tyrone

Capture Location: Chicago, United States

Danger Levels: 5

Physical: UCA-012 appears to be a big black oily man. UCA-012 was found in downtown Chicago, USA where it was participating in a gang fight. UCA-012 is obsessed with fried chicken, watermelon, and purple Kool-Aid. UCA-012 is also wearing fake white Jordan 1 lows.

UCA-013: "Radioactive Frog"

Code Name: Radioactive Frog

Anomaly Entry: 013

Status: Classified

Species: Frog

Official Name: Ribbity Giggity

Capture Location: Chernobyl Reactor, Ukraine

Danger Levels: 10

Physical: UCA-013 is an extremely dangerous anomaly. UCA-013's skin is extremely radioactive and can easy kill anything that goes near it. UCA-013 is kept in the 'Classified' sector due to its lack of harmful abilities apart from it's radioactive skin.

UCA-014: "Bigfoot"

Code Name: Bigfoot

Anomaly Entry: 014

Status: Classified

Species: Wookie

Official Name: Chaka

Capture Location: Da Hood, El Pepe

Danger Levels: 7

Physical: UCA-014 has the same body structure has a human but much larger. UCA-014 is very strong with capabilities far beyond a human's. UCA-014 is very good with a crossbow, having perfect accuracy. UCA-014 is also highly addicted to all kinds of pornography.

UCA-015: "Aquaman"

Code Name: Aquaman

Anomaly Entry: 015

Status: Classified

Species: Waterman

Official Name: Aquatictious Dildo

Capture Location: Pacific Ocean

Danger Levels: 6

Physical: UCA-015 is a strange life form of water. UCA-015 resembles a regular human being but made of 100% water. It uses plastic rollers to hold itself up off the ground. If it comes into physical contact with anything, it will fall apart and die.

UCA-016: "Gold Man"

Code Name: Gold Man

Anomaly Entry: 016

Status: Classified

Species: Human

Official Name: Marcusse de ?

Capture Location: Perth, Australia

Danger Levels: 3

Physical: UCA-016 is a human test subject made to resemble UCA-015. UCA-016 is made of a strange gold liquid that has strange properties. Although it may not look human, underneath all the goop is a regular Australian man.

UCA-017: "Ken"

Code Name: Ken

Anomaly Entry: 017

Status: Classified

Species: Human

Official Name: Kenneth

Capture Location: Toronto, Canada

Danger Levels: 1

Physical: UCA-017 is a regular bitchass human that likes to rape little children. Despite having big muscles, UCA-017 is so weak it is incapable of doing any harm on it's own.

UCA-018: "The Faceless One"

Code Name: The Faceless One

Anomaly Entry: 018

Status: Classified

Species: Pig

Official Name: Koleyedescope

Capture Location: Pig Fortress, El Pepe

Danger Levels: 4

Physical: UCA-018 is a regular old El Pepeish Pig that is faceless. If someone looks into it's faceless face you will start to see illusions of ghostly faces and start hearing whispers. It is unknown if these effects can be fatal.

UCA-019: "Super Mario"

Code Name: Super Mario

Anomaly Entry: 019

Status: Classified

Species: Human

Official Name: Mario Mario

Capture Location: El Pepe

Danger Levels: 9

Physical: UCA-019 is known to be extremely dangerous under certain conditions. UCA-019 is the anomaly that nuked France. UCA-019 is a undersized, slightly overweight, human male with family origins from Italy. UCA-019 is very stupid and is known to get many schizophrenic attacks.

UCA-020: "Space Pilot"

Code Name: Space Pilot

Anomaly Entry: 020

Status: Classified

Species: Sullustan

Official Name: Nien Nunb

Capture Location: Coruscant

Danger Levels: 2

Physical: UCA-020 is a middle aged Sullustan from far away in the Galaxy. UCA-020 is known to have been a pilot during the clone wars and has PTSD about war. It is so traumatized that it is incapable of speaking.

UCA-021: "Executioner"

Code Name: Executioner

Anomaly Entry: 021

Status: Classified

Species: Myger

Official Name: Hector

Capture Location: Australia

Danger Levels: 6

Physical: UCA-021 is a Myger from the planet Mygopolis. It seems UCA-021 is experienced in mechanics and weaponry. UCA-021 is very knowledgeable is many fields and proves to be a good potential worker.

UCA-022: "Thief"

Code Name: Thief

Anomaly Entry: 022

Status: Classified

Species: Myger

Official Name: Zoidburger Henry VIII

Capture Location: Australia

Danger Levels: 4

Physical: UCA-022 is a Myger from Mygopolis where it appears to have close relations with UCA-021. UCA-022 is skilled in pickpocketing, lock picking, and other skills a typical thief would have.

UCA-023: "Killer Rabbit"

Code Name: Killer Bunny

Anomaly Entry: 023

Status: Classified

Species: Rabbit

Official Name: Philipe

Capture Location: El Pepe

Danger Levels: 7

Physical: UCA-023 is a blue psychotic rabbit that has mutated to be humanoid in physical attributes and mental capabilities. UCA-023 is known for stabbing things with its sharp carrot that is fabricates in it's urethra.

UCA-024: "Two-Face"

Code Name: Two-Face

Anomaly Entry: 024

Status: Classified

Species: Emoji

Official Name: Johnny/D'Andre

Capture Location: Anomaly Containment Unit

Danger Levels: 1

Physical: UCA-024 is a very rare case where it was born inside the facility. UCA-024 is a mix between UCA-006 and UCA-012 with it being born with two faces. One face, the yellow side has the personality and mental capabilities of a regular newborn human. But the darker side, is incredibly advanced in physical and mental capabilities. The darker side of UCA-024 is capable of speaking perfect English and has the mental capacity of a 20 year old man. It seems the darker side of UCA-024 is more dominant than the yellow side and it appears to have full control of physical movement of the shared body.

Unidentified Restriced Anomalies

URA-001: "Phantom Bear"

Code Name: Phantom Bear

Anomaly Entry: R001

Status: Restricted

Species: Black Bear

Official Name: Stanley

Capture Location: Moscow, Russia

Danger Levels: 9

Physical: URA-001 resembles a regular black bear with a smaller torso, darker fur, and longer arms and legs. Paws have no claws whatsoever. URA-001 is capable of teleportation and is capable of walking through walls. Containing URA-001 is nearly impossible. URA-001 has escaped due to the lack of technology to contain it. URA-001 is extremely dangerous and will viciously attack anybody that stares into it's black eyes and kill them instantly.

URA-002: "Psycho-Monkey"

Code Name: Psycho-Monkey

Anomaly Entry: R002

Status: Restricted

Species: Monkey

Official Name: Witi Weetee Num Bah-Ate

Capture Location: Congolian Rainforest, Republic of the Congo

Danger Levels: 8

Physical: URA-002 is a monkey that has the skin texture of a sock. URA-002 is psychotic and wants to kill everything it sees. URA-002 was born in a family of a gorilla and a human which is what probably caused its unique mutations.

URA-003: "Man-at-Legs"

Code Name: Man-at-Legs

Anomaly Entry: R003

Status: Restricted

Species: Robotic Spider

Official Name: Mechaspida Man-at-Legz

Capture Location: Veryovkina Cave, Georgia

Danger Levels: 10

Physical: URA-003 is an enormous spider with very long legs. It's legs are made of strange mechanical parts. Underneath it's abdomen is has a machine gun with unlimited ammo. It is unknown who or what constructed URA-003.

URA-004: "Monster Under the Bed"

Code Name: Monster Under the Bed

Anomaly Entry: R004

Status: Restricted

Species: Monster

Official Name: Graa

Capture Location: Bucharest, Romania

Danger Levels: 9

Physical: URA-004 is what is known as the 'Monster Under the Bed'. URA-004 lurks underneath children's beds and slowly devours them at night. URA-004 has teeth all around it's body and has many eyes. URA-004's mouth appears to be an endless void. It is unknown what is in that void and if it's escapable.

URA-005: "Entity 001"

Code Name: Entity 001

Anomaly Entry: R005

Status: Restricted

Species: Unknown

Official Name: Unknown

Capture Location: Sahara Desert

Danger Levels: 10

Physical: Insufficient information about URA-005. More research needs to be done...

URA-006: "Phantom Puppet"

Code Name: Phantom Puppet

Anomaly Entry: R006

Status: Restricted

Species: Unknown

Official Name: Nightmarionne

Capture Location: Fedy Fazber's Pizza

Danger Levels: 10

Physical: A otherworldly, ghostly creature that can only be containment near electromagnetic fields. Under regular conditions, URA-006 is capable of phasing through objects and turn completely invisible. But under strong electromagnetic fields, URA-006 is vulnerable and it's supernatural abilities are seized.

URA-007: "Sal"

Code Name: Sal

Anomaly Entry: R007

Status: Restricted

Species: Unknown

Official Name: Sal Vulcano

Capture Location: New York City

Danger Levels: 2

Physical: URA-007 is a regular human being. URA-007 appears to be slightly overweight yet still quite agile. URA-007 is part of the "Impractical Jokers" group where as a punishment, was sent to the Anomaly Containment Unit as a restricted anomaly. URA-007 is soon to be released safely.

URA-008: "Bear of Chaos"

Code Name: Bear of Chaos

Anomaly Entry: R008

Status: Restricted

Species: Unknown

Official Name: Mr. Bear

Capture Location: Russia

Danger Levels: 10

Physical: URA-008 is a bear that seems to be from another world. It's powers seem to be limitless with the ability to teleport, travel through wormholes, and others. URA-008 also has immense power that very few materials can withstand. URA-008 can only be contained with highly durable metals and highly advanced technology from the Galactic Empire.

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