Emperor Palpatine

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Cause of Death - Killed by Yoda [ER]

Occupations - Leader of Pig Empire, Sith Lord, Chancellor of Galactic Republic

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Nabooian [Pig]

VA: Frogo

Emperor Palpatine wasn't always an Emperor. Long ago he was the Chancellor of the Galactic Republic. Chancellor Palpatine was trained in the ways of the Dark Side of the force by his master Darth Plagueis where he assassinated him soon after learning all techniques of the force. Palpatine started plotting a master plan where he would take over the galaxy. Palpatine created a clone army for the Jedi Republic and used those clones to kill them all using "Order 66". Order 66 caused all the clones to turn on the Jedi and kill them all but some Jedi managed to escape. After the fall of the Jedi, nobody was strong enough to stop Palpatine so he started the Galactic Empire where he would take over other planets. When Palpatine saw the Pig Empire fall, he knew that was his chance to try and take over Earth, but his planned failed as his old rival, Yoda came out from hiding and killed him.

Guardigus Empratious

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Emperor's Guard

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Coruscantian [Pig]

VA: Frogo

Guardigus, or his real name Mathew, was one of thousands of royal guards that took care of Palpatine in the death star II. When Palpatine left the death star to earth, the death star II was randomly blown up by the rebels, instantly killing the tens of thousands of stormtroopers, officers, guards and droids who lived in the starship. All but Mathew, who has taken an escape pod right when the alarms went off. Palpatine fucking hates Guardigus but keeps him because he needs an "emergency pleasuring machine".

General Benjamin Dover

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Pig Empire War General

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Nabooian [Pig]

VA: Frogo

Born in Theed Naboo, Benjamin was born in a poor family where he would get beat by his parents. Benjamin ran away from home where he discovered the gungans. When Benjamin Dover entered the gungan city, he was forced to become Boss Nass' slave. Benjamin would give Boss Nass 5 blowjobs a day for 5 years. When the gungans were exterminated by Emperor Palpatine, he took Benjamin into his empire.

Blembum

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Cause of Death - Electrocuted by Palpatine [ER]

Occupations - None

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Piggish [Pig]

VA: Frogo

Blembum was left in the shadows amongst his kind. He was raised by himself and never truly knew who he was. He grew up constantly alone and was left unnoticed. That's until Blembum hit puberty early and he started pulling MAD BITCHES. At just the age of 12 Blembum was getting head in the bathroom, ranging from girls his age, high school girls, to fucking teachers. Blembum's aura was undeniably insane and he because the most popular pig in school instantly. That's until every other boy hit puberty and he wasn't special anymore. Blembum became depressed and developped a severe porn addiction, in hopes of getting something similair to the touch of a woman. One day Blembum accepted it and started taking care of himself. Blembum got married and has a baby daughter. A true chad.

Darth Maul

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Cause of Death - Killed by Obi-Wan [ER]

Occupations - Sith Lord

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Nabooian [Pig]

VA: Frogo

Darth Maul was found by Palpatine as a young boy on Naboo. As a child, Maul would bully every kid at school and was always the best at gym class and sports. When he started learning about the force, he started going wacko. Maul began using force mind tricks on his hot teachers to fuck them and give him better grades. When he first arrived to the Empire, Palpatine enstructed Kount Dookoo to train Maul. When Dookoo was killed, Maul got promoted to the official title of "Darth".

General Grievous

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Cause of Death - Killed by Mace Windu [ER]

Occupations - General for Pig Empire

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Utapaun [Pig]

VA: Frogo

General Grievous was Kount Dookoo's "war machine" and was taught in the was of the jedi. Grievous was given 2 mechanical arms so he could easily use four lightsabers. General Grievous was known as the "jedi killer" during the Clone Wars where he managed to kill many legendary jedi masters such as Kit Fisto, Plo Koon, Yarael Poof, Coleman Trebor, Evan Piell, and Abeyabo Akobaku Kakaminabobuloou. Grievous was a dangerous force and was feared among the jedi. One day, during a fight against Obi-Wan on Utapau, he got shot in the chest which caused is armor to permanently cave in on his lungs and cause a horrifying cough feared and laughed at across the galaxy.

Jango Fett

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Cause of Death - Killed by Mace Windu [ER]

Occupations - Bounty Hunter

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Mandalorian [Pig]

VA: Frogo

Jango Fett is the main reason why the Clone Wars were so destructive. Jango was the base model of all clones because of his good shooting skills, great manipulation, was very smart, and had a massive cock. Jango Fett started hunting jedi from orders from Kount Dookoo but only managed to kill Ki-Adi-Mundi after roasting him so hard because of his forehead. Jango told Ki-Adi-Mundi that he "thinks in 4K", "Bro's forehead never ends", and "Bros brain is vertical".

Boba Fett

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Bounty Hunter

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Mandalorian [Pig]

VA: Frogo

Boba Fett is one of the most well respect bounty hunters in the galaxy. Boba would easily complete almost every bounty he would receive and would be praised because of it. Boba would take many bounties from famous gangster Jabba the Hutt where he would get a lot of money. Boba was the result of Jango Fett having sex with one of his clones. One day, Boba tried to bring back the Mandalorian religion but failed because a bunch of Indians started shitting in each other's turbans at a party. 

Plinky Bibi

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - None

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Piggish [Pig]

VA: Frogo

Plinky Bibi is a piece of fucking shit. Plinky is a little kid that likes to apply himself to every conversations he sees going on. Plinky thinks he's so cool and likes to let people know VERY CLEARLY that his name is Plinky. Plinky was once jumped on the streets by an unknown man and was stabbed in the chest 14 times. He somehow survived the attack, and the first thing he said to the doctor when he woke up was "Plinky needs to peepee right neeeow". Plinky forces his way into every army related event and was eventually accepted in as a pig empire soldier. 

Luke Skywalker

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - None

Relatives - Darth Vader (father), Leia (sister)

Race - Tatooinish [Bird]

VA: Frogo

Luke was sent to live with his aunt and uncle in the wastes of Tatooine shortly after birth. Luke was raised to be very good at mechanical work. At only the age of 6, Luke got his own landspeeder. One day, Luke, C-3PO and R2-D2 started smokin' dope and got absolutely blasted. Luke and the droids went out in the Jundland wastes in attempts to "find the light". In the process, a rabid gang of Tusken raiders kidnapped Luke and the droids and brought them to their slave shop where they we're saved by Obi-wan Cannabis. Obi-wan, once a good friend of Luke's father took him and the droids under his wing, in attempts to hopefully teach Luke the ways of the force.

Princess Leia Organ

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - None

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Tatooinish [Bird]

VA: Frogo

At birth, Leia was seperated from her brother Luke because she was bought by Jabba the Hutt. At the age of 3 years old, Leia became Jabba's private dancer where she would be a stripper and suck Jabba's thick and girthy meat every day. One day after seducing Jabba so hard, she managed to convince Bib Fortuna to suck on Jabba's penis instead of her so she could escape. Leia made her way to Mos Eisley where she went on Han Solo's party ship.

Hannual Solosious

Appearances - Emperor's Reign, Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Smuggler, Scumbag, Pilot

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Coruscantian [Bird]

VA: Frogo

Han Solo was one of the galaxy's most feared pilots. Han Solo and his partner Chewbacca became very good friends at a young age and were good smugglers across the galaxy. Han Solo was known as the "trianglular dipshit" all over the galaxy because of his many strange doings. Han Solo's famous quote "Chewy, hit the hyperdrive" came from the one time he had a ton of bad bitches in his ship and was fucking loads of women and had a massive party. For a few months, all those women stayed on the ship and would fuck Han and Chewy everyday. One day, all the women went up to Han and told him they were all pregnant so he dropped them off at some random ass gas station and screamed "CHEWY HIT THE FUCKING HYPERDRIVE NIGGA" as he flew away and never wanted to be a father. After this, Han Solo started doing side quests for Jabba the Hutt and other people across the galaxy. Han got a good reputation until one day he walked in on Jabba raping Max Rebo and recorded it to expose Jabba. Han instantly became the most wanted man in the galaxy.

Chewbacca

Appearances - Emperor's Reign, Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Smuggler, Scumbag, Pilot

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Kashyykish [Wookie]

VA: Frogo

Chewbacca played a vital role in protecting his homeland of Kashyyyk during the Clone Wars. Chewbacca would help Yoda kill over 50 thousand clone troopers that were invading and helped Yoda escape. Chewbacca was given a medel of honor for being the best commander in the Wookie Armed Forces. Chewbacca would later try to rebuild his home planet of Kashyyyk but due to poor conditions, communism took over Kashyyyk and left the country full of corruption and crime. Chewbacca left Kashyyyk and made his way to Coruscant where he would spend weeks drinking at a bar trying to get rid of his depressing. At the bar, Chewbacca found his best friend Han Solo after he saw Han Solo raping Greedo in a random booth. Chewbacca joined Han in raping Greedo and together they somehow killed Greedo. Ever since that day they have been best friends.

Obi-Wan Cannabis

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Jedi Master

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Stewjonish [Bird]

VA: Frogo

Obi-Wan Cannabis is one of the most liked and respected jedi the jedi order. Obi-Wan helped many younglings reach their full potential and none other like Anakin Skywalker. Anakin was a very good apprentice and learned very fast, but soon Anakin became too good. Anakin started getting cocky and would constantly start picking fights with grand master jedis like Mace Windu and Yoda. Obi-Wan tried to teach Anakin to control is emotions but it was too late. When Obi-Wan realized he had turned to the dark side, everything started going downhill. Obi-Wan led Anakin to Mustafar where he "accidentally" pushed Anakin into the lava and killed him. But Obi-Wan didn't know that Palpatine revived Anakin and told him to go kill every jedi and youngling in the order. Anakin killed most jedi and very few escaped. Obi-Wan tried fighting Anakin one last time but was defeated and was forced to go into hiding. Very little people saw Obi-Wan for many years until he somehow hopped into one of Han Solo's parties and stayed.

Wedge Antilles

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Rebel pilot

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Nabooian [Bird]

VA: Frogo

Wedge Antilles is a well respect pilot that works for the rebel alliance. Wedge Antilles was almost killed after Han found out about his girlfriend Leia's affair with Wedge. Wedge was beat to near death by Han until Chewy stepped in and helped. Wedge has slight brain damage and has occasional seizures when fucking women because of trauma. Wedge has since quit fucking women and started smoking death sticks.

R2-D2

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Astromech droid

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Nabooian [Astromech Droid]

VA: Frogo

R2-D2 was built alongside C-3PO on Naboo and served as the queen's personal droids. R2-D2 was used to store secret information and help co-pilot Naboo Starfighters during the clone wars. In 1924 R2-D2 and C-3PO accidentally crashed their escape pod on Earth after being attacked by the Empire. on Earth, R2-D2 served in the second world war and was a co-pilot on German Stukas which he managed to kill over 25 allied bases in France, Belgium, and the Netherlands. After being shot down, R2-D2 barely survived the crash and was brought to London where he got fixed up and leaked the German's secret plans which quickly ended the war soon after. In Hitler's bunker they found C-3PO full of Hitler's jizz in his system. The two droids were later sold to some moisture farm on Tatooine where they served their new master, Luke Skywalker.

C-3PO

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Protocal droid

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Tatooinish [Protocol Droid]

VA: Frogo

C-3PO was programmed to be a straight forward intelligent protocol droid to help his owner. And that he did. Him and his counterpart R2-D2 have been on many wacky adventures, including the clone wars, World war 2 and the cold war. C-3PO and R2-D2 we're sold to a redneck family in the dunes of Tatooine. Him, R2-D2 and his new owner Luke Skywalker went on more adventures together. One day, C-3PO fell into a zoo exibit and was molested by a gang of horny gorrilas. This caused a glitch in C-3PO's system, causing him to be extremely zesty, having a secret hard partying personality, and only being able to say a few words including his favorite word "thank the maker". After the battle against Palpatine, C-3PO was taken in by the pigs where he is seen and one of their kind.

Bowsir

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Jedi Master

Relatives - Bownigga (father), Bowser (grand-son), Bowser Jr (great grand son)

Race - American [Koopa]

VA: Frogo

Bowsir comes from Chicago, USA and soon left the planet because of it's dangerous people. Bowsir made his way to Dagobah where he met Master Yoda where he got trained in the ways of the Jedi. Bowsir studied the force deeply and soon became a Jedi Master. Bowsir is known to be one of most powerful Jedi in the order in lightsaber combat. Bowsir studied the force so much where he could greatly extend his life time far beyond the regular for his species.

Wookeelious

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Jedi Master

Relatives - None

Race - Kashyyykish [Wookie]

VA: Frogo

Wookeelious is a very intelligent Wookie from Kashyyyk. Wookeelious came from a big city in Kashyyyk where he would learn the ways of the Wookie. In Wookie school, Wookeelious learned to beat his meat every time he saw a woman, he learned how to tie knots with his ass hairs, and he also learned how to perform precise neurosurgery with his penis. Wookeelious was so smart the he got invited to the jedi academy where he became a jedi master. Once becoming a master, Wookeelious started teaching a "Wookie Business" class at the jedi academy. To this day only one person has ever passed the class.

Captain Panaka

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Theed palace guard

Relatives - None

Race -  Nabooian [Bird]

VA: Frogo

Captain Panaka was once an angsty teen in the streets of the most trashy city of Naboo. One day at the age of 16, Panaka spray painted the word "nigger" on the side of Yoda's ship. Yoda thought it was funny and took Panaka in as the guard for the Jedi council. Panaka gets paid every week by Yoda despite doing literally nothing. Yoda has since put his ship with the spray paint in his personal museum, being named "cool ship with nigger lol". A heist of woke LGBTQ activists attempted a heist on the jedi council but was quickly bombed by Yoda.

Foolosious

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Jedi Apprentice

Relatives - Foo Jr (father)

Race - Cloudish [Foo]

VA: Frogo

Foolosious is a jedi master from the land of the clouds. Foolosious is incedibly intelligent and learned the art of force communication. Foolosious never took life seriously and was very aware of his power. Foolosious once used force communication to make a man go insane and kill his entire family. One day Foolosious was bored so he sent signals to every single sith lord, leaking his own location. The land of the clouds was destroyed and Foolosious migrated to Dagobah where he is now a well respected member of the Jedi council.

Porg Porridge Porn

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Jedi Master

Relatives - None

Race - Ahch-Toish [Porg]

VA: Frogo

Porg Porridge Porn came from the isolated planet of Ahch-To. Porg never knew he was force sensitive until the "Porg College Incident". When Porg was in college he would always hangout with the boys and flirt with bad bitches, until one day his college was attacked by the Empire and all the stormtroopers raped all the bitches and all the men. In anger, Porg turned into a suicide bomb with the force and blew up the entire school. As revenge, Porg raped every single dead stormtrooper until his cock turned purple and red and started bleeding. Porg would continue his studies in the force with the Jedi Order where he became a jedi master.

Yungapprentice Ling

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Jedi Apprentice

Relatives - None

Race - Hothian [Bird]

VA: Frogo

Yungapprintice Ling has been a padawaan for over 6 years. Some speculate that Yung is an empirial spy trying to collect information from the Jedi council. Yung isn't even force sensitive and has been under "training" from Mace Windu for years. All the two do during their training sessions is smoke weed and talk about life issues. Yung would have been kicked from the council or possibly even killed if it wasn't for the fact that Yung "helps" Yoda.

Master Yoda

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Grandmaster Jedi

Relatives - None

Race - Dagobish [Yoda]

VA: Xurkiwott

Yoda has over 800 years of many stories and incidents to tell. Unfortunately, Yoda's dementia has gotten severe over the last couple decades. Yoda is the most powerful Jedi master in the galaxy and he was trained by none other than himself. In his early years, Yoda attempted to set up a shop named "Yo-yo's force-pull boner sploudgaroos" where he would give people a good wank using the force for 5 credits. This shop was a complete disaster after he was arrested after giving an 8 year old a force wank. In prison, Yoda felt a constant force presence near him. That's when he met sith lord Palpatine, who resided in the same cell as him. The two became lovers, and soon started a family when released. The two we're as happy as a gay couple could be until Palpatine turned to the dark side. The two broke up and became rivals. While Palpatine was trying to deny all gay accusations, Yoda was in Coruscant building a Jedi academy where he would eventually grow a Jedi council. 

Jabba the Hutt

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Drug Lord, Gangster

Relatives - None

Race - Tatooinish [Hutt]

VA: Xurkiwott

Jabba the Hutt is one of the galaxy's most ruthless gangster. Jabba has built a crime empire so large that no government can take them down. Jabba's palace is on Tatooine where he keeps all his prisoners, slaves, and trophies. Jabba has done many illegal and disgusting things such as raping kids, molesting innocent people, and throwing people into his Rancor pit into the Great Pit of Carkoon. Jabba was known for collecting the most wanted people in the galaxy as carbonite statues, he would keep these as trophies of victories.

Max Rebo

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Slave, Musician

Relatives - None

Race - Tatooninish [Ortolan]

VA: Xurkiwott

Max Rebo always had an ear for music. Since his early teens he learned how to play various strange Tatooinish instruments such as the "sabriquet". Max Rebo joined a band in his early twenty's called "The fucking fag fuckers", where Max played the role of the Red ball Jett keyboard which he was phenomenal at. The FFF's we're an instant hit and became the most popular band in the galaxy. At the backstage of one of their tours in the Northern dune sea of Tatooine, Jabba the Hutt offered Max to be his "little bitch". Max was offered over 12 million credits to play music 24/7 in Jabba's palace. Max took up the offer and it ended up being the worst descision he's ever made. Max was barely fed and was forced to play beyond insanity. It got to a point where all of Max's fingers we're swollen past recodnition and he was physically unable to play. Max was seen as useless to Jabba and he's been trying to sell Max for over 4 years.

Porkville Cinderblock

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Cause of Death - Eaten by Jabba [ER]

Occupations - Slave

Relatives - None

Race - Coruscantian [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

Porkville was kidnapped by Jabba's gang in the streets of Coruscant at a very young age. Porkville was trained his whole life to take care of the Rancor under Jabba's palace. One day, Porkville was caught attempting to rape the rancor. In the process, Porkville was locked away in a cage behind Jabba where he remained there for 18 years. Porkville was eventually released but it didn't really matter because he was eaten by Jabba shortly after.

Shrekerize

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Cause of Death - Eaten by Jabba [ER]

Occupations - Slave

Relatives - Jabba the Hutt (father)

Race - Tatooinish [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

Shrekerize is the result of Jabba fucking a pig. Jabba wanted nothing to do with Shrekerize but unfortunately child support exists in space. Shrekerize met her unfourtunate fate after her own father consumed her in anger.

Bébé Compact Disk

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Stormtrooper, Pig Empire Soldier

Relatives - None

Race - Coruscantian  [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

Bebe is lireally a baby. He was found aborted in a trash can in one of the death stars bathrooms. Bebe has 0 experience with guns and yet still managed to get 2 kills. Bebe is seen as the group leader to the other stormtroopers because they're all stupid. Bebe's body was found anally brutalized under a carpet twice in his career. 

Flackson Anusblock

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Stormtrooper, Pig Empire Soldier

Relatives - None

Race - Hothian [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

Flackson Anusblock is a fucking retard. Flackson has done almost 0 work since he joined the empire 11 years prior to Emperor's reign. Flackson is known for causing 2 horrific incidents within his 11 years of being a snowtrooper. First, during a mission on hoth, General Benjamin Dover gave the permission of driving an AT-AT to Flackson while he took a shit. Flackson decided to shoot down every single AT-AT and AT-ST on the battlefield for no reason. Not only did this kill a fuck ton of troopers, but it also caused Flackson and Benjamin to be captured by the rebel alliance for a bit. Second, Flackson somehow managed to use the fucking death star laser to destroy some random ass planet called Ryloth, causing a HUGE riot against the empire. It is not known how Flackson hasn't been killed or at least fired yet, but it is speculated that he "pays back" Palpatine in some way.

Horange Havings V

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Stormtrooper, Pig Empire Soldier

Relatives - None

Race - Coruscantian  [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

Horange Havings is a disgrace to his ancestors and the empire as a whole. His father, Horange Havings IV, is by far the most powerful stormtrooper to have ever worked for the empire, rocking a solid 11 kills. His father was promoted to "kool kids" by Palpatine, where a ceremony was made. There, Horange Havings IV did a strange ritual where he raped and came inside 3 different female wookies to see which one would get pregnant. This Wookie would soon give birth to Horange Havings V. Horange Havings IV later died to a urethra infection which spread to his brain and caused to go disabled for 5 days before his demise. Horange Havings V is half wookie, half pig and is the second worst storm trooper beside Jumeau Flambeau. Horange Havings V has a large bounty for bar fights and will most likely get assassinated in the near future. 

Gloss Maynards

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Stormtrooper, Pig Empire Soldier

Relatives - None

Race - Hothian [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

Gloss Maynards is a very important asset to the empire. Gloss's career as a snowtrooper ended pretty fast when he accidently shot both of his eyes with his own gun. Gloss is now used for kids birthday parties, entertaining local old age homes, and empire model magazines. Gloss has severe depression and has a anime boy moaning ASMR kink and masturbation addiction. Gloss gets sent to all the battles because Palpatine thinks he's gay.

Zachary Bampf

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Stormtrooper, Pig Empire Soldier

Relatives - None

Race - Greenlander [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

Zachary Bampf was born in Greenland and was raised in the Eskimo tribe. At a very young age, Zach was trained how to hunt and fish in cold snowy conditions. After his home village of Nunatame was taken over by the galactic empire, Zach was taken in and was forced to become a snowtrooper. During missions on planets like hoth, Zachary would constantly get into snowball fights with other troops. At some point it got so bad that one troop died because Zach got mad and shot him with his blaster. After that incident, Zach was sent to the smile room. He was never the same after that.

General Jolly Polly

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Stormtrooper, Pig Empire Soldier

Relatives - None

Race - Nabooian [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

General Jolly Polly wasn't even anything close to as good as General Dlactavion Ranch. Jolly was only hired as general because he bought Palpatine a jumbo pack of deathsticks. Jolly is a terrible general and always gets into fights with other stormtroopers. One day, Jolly got very drunk and started tickling fellow general Dlactavion Ranch and it resulted in a HUGE fight. In the process, Jolly got a table smashed against his head causing severe brain and nerve damage. General Jolly Polly is still a general but doesn't do any general work because he doesn't feel like it.

General Dlactavion Ranch

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Stormtrooper Commander, Pig Empire Army Commander

Relatives - None

Race - Bespish [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

Dlactavion was born in Cloud city, Bespin. Very shortly after birth, he was thrown in a trash compactor as an attempted abortion. Dlactavion's unconscious body was dumped in some alleyway in Mos Eisley, Tatooine where he was raised by pit droids. Growing up, Dlactavion had a strong passion for becoming a villain and leading a galactic empire under his rule. Dlactavion worked as a sand trooper for the empire as an adult, and then became a general for all the stromtroopers. Dlactavion is very liked by emperor Palpatine so every week he gives him a free ugnaught sex slave.

Hercules Tantive IV

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Stormtrooper Commander, Pig Empire Army Commander

Relatives - None

Race - Greek [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

Hercules Tantive IV is INCREDIBLY deformed. His coworkers like to call him "Auggie from wonder" or "The monster from the goonies". Hercules thinks it is funny and plays along with it, not knowing they are making fun of him. Hercules would often annoy fellow stormtroopers to play hide and seek, where Hercules would be left hiding for weeks on end, having to get an empire search party for his ass because he's missing. These hide and seek matches happen about once every two months and Hercules thinks it's because he's a good hider. One day, Hercules went on vacation to Nabbo where he stole a souvenir for a local shop and he was kidnapped by a gungan street gang. Hercules was tied to the cieling of a basement by a rope, and was penetrated anally, fingered, fisted, armed, bodied, vored, and many more by the gungan's. The empire eventually tracked Hercules down and started a riot on Naboo city where damage is still being fixed to this day. Palpatine was planning to demote Hercules to the role of "suicide bomber". Until you know... he died.

Captain Centipede Niglet

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Cause of Death - Shot down by Wedge Antilles

Occupations - Stormtrooper, Pig Empire Airforce, Pilot

Relatives - None

Race - Bespish [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

Captain Centipede Niglet is put on the most dangerous missions by Palpatine because he's black, even though Niglet is the same green color as all the other pigs, it's just that his suit is black. Niglet started practicing piloting since a young age. It was his passion, and one day he decided to hijack his uncles X-wing and go out in the galaxy away from his abusive family. Almost as soon as Niglet flew into space, a gang of bounty hunters jumped his ass and stole all his shit. Niglet was left floating in space, no money, no bitches, no will to live, and a fat load of bounty hunter semen in his ass. Niglet was found and kidnapped by the empire where they would experiment "brainwashing" on Niglet to join the empire. This "brainwashing" didn't do jack but Niglet still ended getting decieved and joining the empire. Niglet is an absolute horrible pilot and died on a mission against the birds where he died along with a group of random empire members.

DeDracula Cligga

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Stormtrooper, Pig Empire

Relatives - None

Race - Coruscantian  [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

DeDracula, or nicknamed Drac by his coworkers, is half deaf, half blind, and almost completely numb to any types of pain. Drac was that one sped retard that everyone was cool with. One day, Drac found himself lost in the empires base late at night. Drac somehow locked himself in a gumball machine at the empire's cafeteria. Drac was left unoticed and was trapped in the gumball machine for 2 months. The empire noticed his disappearance, proceeded to send a "search crew" to find Drac, they searched for 30 minutes and pronounced him dead. When Drac was eventually found and freed, everybody thought he was ressurected from the dead. The empire are extreemly afraid of Drac because they think he is some sort of god.

Captain Veenis Planch

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Stormtrooper, Pig Empire

Relatives - None

Race - Hothian [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

Captain Veenis Planch is the only stormtrooper in the entire empire to know how to operate an AT-AT. During a random battle on Naboo, the empire needed backup so they called Captain Planch and his AT-AT for help. Captain Planch got over 10000 gungan soldiers killed, but his AT-AT was eventually taken down by a group of arriving jedi. Captain Planch has not been given a new AT-AT since then, but it is speculated that he is trying to build one at home. Meanwhile, captain Planch still gets sent to all the battles despite not even having a ranged weapon of any sort. It is speculated that Captain Planch will do onlyfans until he get's his AT-AT back.

Jumeau Flambeau

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Stormtrooper, Pig Empire

Relatives - None

Race - Coruscantian  [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

Jumeau Flambeau is dubbed the #1 all time worst stormtrooper in the whole empire. In Jumeau's 12 years of being a stormtrooper, he got 0 kills, 0 assists, 3 suicide attempts, over 30000 gunshot wounds, 84 broken bones, and approximately 0 bitches. Jumeau was kidnapped from home by the empire at a very young age, so he never got any education and can't even count or speak any languages. Jumeau was once sold to some slave owners in Tatooine by Palpatine for some extra credits. Jumeau went through 3 weeks of beatings and hard labor before somehow escaping and returning to the death star. It most certain Jumeau won't get a single kill before his life meets it's impending end.

Schlipp Pornmore scavious

Appearances - Emperor's Reign

Occupations - Stormtrooper, Pig Empire

Relatives - Palpatine (father)

Race - Coruscantian [Pig]

VA: Xurkiwott

Schlipp Pornmore Scavious is the youngest stormtrooper being only 3 years old. Schlipp is the child of Palpatine and a random female officer he raped. Schlipp was sent to be a stormtrooper immediately after birth. Despite his age, Schlipp is one of the strongest stromtroopers in the empire holding about 4 kills overall. Other stormtroopers have high hopes for Schlipp and claim he is the "chosen one".