Lightning McQueen

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Cause of Death - Shocked to death by Toe-Knee [AI]

Occupations - Profession Race Car

Relatives - Unknown

Race - American [Racecar]

VA: Frogo

Lightning McQueen started in racing career by attempting to sell cocaine to Doc Hudson. Doc Hudson bought the coke and saw the potential in McQueen's racing capabilities and started to train him. During his racing career McQueen got signed to "Rust-Eze" which was a sex lube company. McQueen would later be considered one of the best racers ever. Due to his strange nature of being a sentient car, he was captured and store in the UCA.

Luigi MaTires

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Occupations - Tire Changer, Racing Coach

Relatives - Guido (brother)

Race - Italian [Car]

VA: Frogo

Luigi was born in italy with his autistic brother Guido. They were always obsessed with racing and would watch it all the time. Once they learned about the capabilities or their penis, they started beating their meats to Max Verstappen and would jack eachother off to Formula 1 races. When Luigi got an opportunity to become a coach for Lightning McQueen, he took it and made his brother the tire changer.

Guido MaTires

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Occupations - Profession Tire Changer

Relatives - Luigi MaTires (brother)

Race - Italian [Car]

VA: Frogo

Guido was born in Venice, Italy with multiple deformities in his body. Guido would always beat his meat to many porn magazines when he was younger and would influence his brother to jack off to formula 1. When his brother became a racing coach, he made Guido change tires of Lightning McQueen. Every time he would change McQueen's tires he would bust a nut all over himself.

Mater TowYaAssOway

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Occupations - Profession Tire Changer

Relatives - Unknown

Race - American [Tow-Truck]

VA: Frogo

Mater was born in Kansas, USA in some random ass frat house after some drunk nigga raped his Ford F-150. Mater was somehow born and the frat kids threw him away in the trash. Mater was brought to a junkyard where he would scavenge for parts and make cars in attempt to make friends. One day, Mater found his way out of the junkyard onto a highway where he got hit by a 10 ton transport. Mater was knocked out cold for a couple days and people thought he had died. Mater became a make a wish kid and his wish was to meet Lightning McQueen so he did. McQueen liked him so much that he kept him on his own. Mater still doesn't know that he has terminal cancer...

Francesco Bernoulli

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Cause of Death - Shot during Racing World Cup [AI]

Occupations - Profession Racecar

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Italian [Racecar]

VA: Frogo

Francesco Bernoulli was born in some rich ass family in Rome that would always watch racing shit. When he got older, Francesco became a racer himself and became the best racer in all of Italy. Francesco is known for being a dirty racer like when he laced his opponents Gatorade with black tar heroin in killed them all during the race. Francesco would also bribe the refs in his favor and would trash talk so much that some racers killed themselves after the race against Francesco. 

Flo

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Cause of Death - Shot during Racing World Cup [AI]

Occupations - Profession Racecar

Relatives - Unknown

Race - St Lucian [Racecar]

VA: Frogo

Flo is a trans gender bisexual pansexual feminist gay lesbian queer asexual two-spirited questioning intersex vegan white female woke bitch that races all around the world. She goes by they/them and has had over 500 assassination attempts on her because she is fucking brain dead. Flo has the world record for being the gayest faggot on the planet.

Jeff Gorvette

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Cause of Death - Shot during Racing World Cup [AI]

Occupations - Profession Racecar

Relatives - Unknown

Race - American [Racecar]

VA: Frogo

Jeff was born in a casino is Las Vegas where he would get all the bitches at 5 years old. Jeff got a severe gambling addiction at the age of 7 that he had lost over 5 billon dollars in 5 minutes. Jeff became a racer when he got older and started betting on his own races. But because he sucks at racing, he lost all his money instantly.

Carla Veloso

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Cause of Death - Shot during Racing World Cup [AI]

Occupations - Profession Racecar

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Brazilian [Racecar]

VA: Frogo

Carla was born in Rio de Janeiro and became a hot Latina stripper. Carla was raped many times so she decided to quit being a stripper and start something new. She somehow became a professional racer and quickly went up the ranks in Brazil. It is speculated among fans that Carla fucked every racer at the World Cup.

Raoul ÇaRoule

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Cause of Death - Shot during Racing World Cup [AI]

Occupations - Profession Racecar

Relatives - Unknown

Race - French [Racecar]

VA: Frogo

Raoul was born into a racing family where he was forced to race against his older brothers and train every single day. Raoul hated racing because of this and decided to leave his family for good. Raoul soon realized he could make big bucks from racing so he rejoined just for the money.

Ramone

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Cause of Death - Shot during Racing World Cup [AI]

Occupations - Profession Racecar

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Hungarian [Racecar]

VA: Frogo

Ramone was born very poor in Hungary where he would get left without food for many days at a time. Ramone started running away from many gang members and rapists that tried to get after him. After a racing scout saw his speed from him running away from an escaped convict, he was signed onto the Hungarian national racing team and at his first race at the World Cup, he got shot and died.

Globie

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Cause of Death - Shot during Racing World Cup [AI]

Occupations - Profession Racecar

Relatives - Unknown

Race - British [Racecar]

VA: Frogo

Globie was born in Brighton, England and always loved geography. At the age of 4 he learned every single country on the planet and always loved geopolitics. One day, Globie won a contest to participate in the world cup and he joined with glee. His family never saw Globie again as he was shot before the race even started.

Sneaky D. Ninja

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Occupations - Ninja

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Japanese [Human]

VA: Frogo

Sneaky D. Ninja actually isn't very sneaky at all. Sneaky was born and abused by his Japanese father for many years. Sneaky had to learn self defense and martial arts behind the scenes so he could defend himself against his father. Sneaky would later run away from home and somehow end up in Russia, where he got recruited by Vladimir Putin to be a personal ninja.

General Grant

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Cause of Death - Shot by Mechaspida [AI]

Occupations - Military General, ACU Officer

Relatives - Unknown

Race - Russian [Human]

VA: Frogo

General Grant was an officier in the Russian Military for many years. General Grant would be loved by all the soldiers in his squadron and would bring many victories for Russia over the years. Because of his many accomplishments, Grant got a promotion to be the head guard of he Anomaly Containment Unit. General Grant is know for beating his meat to and on thermostats.

Vladimir Putin

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming, Anomalies Unleashed, The Mission II

Occupations - President of Russia

Relatives - Vladimin Putin Jr (son)

Race - Russian [Human]

VA: Frogo

Vladimir Putin was the man who brought back communism to Russia. In his time at office, Vladimir Putin would commit many war crimes such as purposfully bombing orphanages and schools, would sell many enslaved women on the black market, and so many other things. Even though he has done these things, no one tries to stop him because he is in control of the Anomaly Containment Unit and could release or send any dangerous anomaly into a country and completely destroy it.

Vladimir Putin Jr

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Occupations - None

Relatives - Vladimir Putin (father)

Race - Russian [Human]

VA: Frogo

Vladimir Putin Jr is the result of Vladimir Putin banging a random Russian pornstar. Vladimir Putin would keep this pornstar locked in his room for easy sex whenever he wanted. When Vladimir Putin Jr was born, he was instantly put in a lab and had his heart and the rest of his organs ripped out and replaced with maggots. Somehow, the maggots inside his body have somehow become functional organs and kept Putin Jr alive. 

Smurfo Gargemaell

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming, The Mission II

Occupations - Farmer

Relatives - None

Race - American [Smurf]

VA: Frogo

Smurfo is a farmer that loves his corn. Smurfo loves to butter up his corn and start sucking on it. Smurfo loves his corn so much, that in his pants he has a specially made pocket perfectly fit for his corn. Smurfo's loves to share his big corn with his girlfriend. Sometimes he and his girlfriend look at his corn and start counting all the bumps and lumps on it. One time, Smurfo found strange mushrooms growing on his corn and he had to cut them off using sheep clippers.

Wormles

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming, The Mission II

Occupations - Farmer

Relatives - None

Race - American [Caterpillar]

VA: Frogo

Wormles in pinworm that was found in Smurfo's ass. Wormles would live there and feed on the dried up pieces of shit on Smurfo's ass hair. One day, Smurfo put a vaccum up his ass and sucked Wormles out by accident. After that moment they became friends.

Pez Estúpido

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Spanish [Flaming-Fish]

VA: Frogo

Pez is a lab experiment from Madrid, Spain that forced a fish to drink 10 gallons of gasoline and was lit on fire. Somehow, Pez survive this burning and has become an immortal fish of fire. One day Pez escaped his tank and lit the entire lab of fire. Pez was later found many years later in the Mediterranean Sea by the ACU.

Jim

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming, Anomalies Unleashed, The Mission II

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Canadian [Emoji]

VA: Frogo

Jim is a motherfucking psychopath from some random slum in Toronto. Jim was snorted just about every kind and variation of cocaine and has done every known and unknown drug on earth. Jim was later arrested for jacking off in an aquarium to a shark. Jim was escorted out of the prison and was brought to the ACU where he lives today.

Bob Lesbananes

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming, Anomalies Unleashed, The Mission II

Occupations - None

Relatives - Kevin Lesbananes (brother)

Race - Togolese [Minion]

VA: Frogo

Bob Lesbananes is Kevin's brother that survived the attempted suicide bomb from his brother. Bob Lesbananes woke up from the explosion in Bangkok in bed with some chicks with dicks. Bob proceeded to get molested and raped by these "chicks". Bob started roaming the streets of Bangkok where he found some guy named Alan who give him roofies. Bob took these roofies and ended up in the ACU and has no idea how he got there.

Coocaina Mushroume

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Occupations - None

Relatives - Majeeq (brother), Fentinyle (brother)

Race - Turkmen [Mushroom]

VA: Frogo

Coocaina was made in a special magic mushroom lap and was genetically coded to be a mushroom with the properties of Luigi's Colombian cocaine. Coocaina was the only surviving shroom from this experiment and was abused for it's rich cocaine flavors that he gave off.

Fentinyle Mushroume

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Occupations - None

Relatives - Majeeq (brother), Coocaina (sister)

Race - Turkmen [Mushroom]

VA: Frogo

Fentinyle and his 2 brothers where born in a strange experimental farm in Turkey where they were genetically coded to resemble a preexisting drug. Fentinyle was one of the 2 initial survivors from his group but the other fentanyl mushroom was later found dead because a homeless man shoved the head of the mushroom into his urethra. Fentinyle was later captured and brought to the ACU with his brothers.

Tyrone

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming, Anomalies Unleashed, The Mission II

Occupations - Gangster, Wrestler

Relatives - None

Race - American [Human]

VA: Frogo

Tyrone is some regular black ass nigga that was captured by the ACU because he was big and black. Back in his home town of Chicago, Tyrone would love to oil himself up and rape innocent underaged women while performing wrestling moves on them at the same time. His famous move "The tombstone pussyfiller" where he would break the victim's back by picking the up and slamming them onto the ground then aggressively raping their paralyzed body and ejaculating in their mouths so they drown in cum.

Ribbity Giggity

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Ukrainian [Radioactive Frog]

VA: Frogo

Ribbity Giggity is a regular ass frog that was raised in Chernobyl before the disaster happened. After the disaster happened, Ribbity Giggity became extremely radioactive and dangerous. One day he was swimming in a lake and was kidnapped and brought to the ACU.

Mechaspida Man-at-Legz

Appearances - Anomalies Incoming

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Unknown [Robotic Spider]

VA: Frogo

Mechaspida is an unknown species of spider that was first found by some 3 year old kid in the suburbs of Moscow. Mechaspida was once a regular spider but it was made into a robotic freak by some high school kid for a science project. While presenting his project, Mechaspida escaped the enclosure it was in and shot up and killing the entire school. Mechaspida was found 15 years later by the ACU.