Dingleberry Fartnuts

Appearances - The Mission, Anomalies Incoming, The Mission II

Occupations - Criminal Leader

Relatives - None

Race - Moonish [Moon Man]

VA: Frogo

Dingleberry is the leader and founder of the criminal organization ACS (Anonymous Crime Syndicate) where they do all sorts of illegal activities. Dingleberry is a small piece of moon rock that has fused with a single cell of condyloma acuminatum that landed on earth. Many scientists from all around that world want to do experiments on him but he hasn't done any sort of tests. It is unknown where he lives and where the secret base of the ACS is located.

Majeeq Mushroume

Appearances - The Mission, Anomalies Incoming

Occupations - Drug Dealer

Relatives - Coocaina (sister), Fentinyle (brother)

Race - Turkmen [Mushroom]

VA: Frogo

The bulb of his mushroom head is laced with fentanyl. Majeeq was raised in some slums in Islamabad, Pakistan and was always exposed to hard and dangerous drugs. Majeeq's father, Snoop Dogg is basically half weed and his mother is some random ass poisonous fungus found in Turkmenistan. Somehow Snoop Dogg figured out how to rape a mushroom and Majeeq came out of his mother while in a lab in Pakistan for some ant-venoms and shit like that. Majeeq escaped the lab and started living his poor ass life. One day he stumble upon a man named Dingleberry whom helped him get a life and shit. Every morning Majeeq inhales 60 kilos of cocaine.

Camilo Pineapple

Appearances - The Mission, The Mission II

Occupations - Criminal, ACS Member, Actor

Relatives - None

Race - Cuban [Pineapple]

VA: Frogo

Camilo was born in a rich family in Cuba. Camilo would spend his youth in resorts trying to hook up with some rich American supermodels that are on vacation. When he graduated, Camilo became an actor for famous movies like Good Burger 2 and for Sausage Party. Camilo was later fired because he was caught smoking a Cuban cigar on set and fucked one of his co-stars. Camilo was hired to the ACS because of his ties to the Cuban government. 

Stephen Harvee

Appearances - The Mission, The Mission II

Occupations - Gameshow host, ACS Member

Relatives - None

Race - American [Duck]

VA: Frogo

Stephen Harvee was the host of a show call 'Flock Feud' where he found get 2 flocks of birds to go up against each other in a competition to "fill in the blanks" sort of gameshow. After 6 years of doing his show he got sued by Steve Harvey and became homeless so he started doing drugs and gangsta shit. One day while on an acid trip he found a man named Majeeq who led him to his boss Dingleberry who gave him a job at the ACS.

Doland Fucker

Appearances - The Mission, The Mission II

Occupations - Criminal

Relatives - None

Race - American [Duck]

VA: Frogo

Doland Fucker was born in Chicago in some gang. At a young age Doland learned the different between bloods and crips at "Gangsta Skool". Doland would learn how to shoot many different types of guns for preparation of a gang war. Doland would participate in his first gang war at 17 years of age where he would kill 23 niggas, 17 police officers, 2 random ass black grandmas, and single handedly took down 7 police helicopters. Because of his insane feats, Doland was invited to the ACS to really put his skills to the challenge. To this day, Doland has killed the most people of any member of the syndicate.

Moustaffa

Appearances - The Mission, The Mission II

Occupations - Criminal

Relatives - None

Race - Russian [Grizzly Bear]

VA: Frogo

Moustaffa was born somewhere is Siberia, Russia. Moustaffa was known as the biggest grizzly bear known to live, and because of this he got the nickname "Bigfoot" by the locals. Moustaffa would often get shot at by poachers in hopes to finally killing fucking bigfoot but they all failed. Moustaffa would end up killing over 500 people that all tried to hunt him. One day he killed some fucker that had a fish named Milo so Moustaffa took him and they became best friends. Moustaffa and Milo would so many crimes together and later got recruited to the ACS.

Milo MaPoisson

Appearances - The Mission, The Mission II

Occupations - Criminal

Relatives - None

Race - Reefian [Fish]

VA: Frogo

Milo was born in the Great Barrier Reef. At the age of 2 he was kidnapped and sold in an auction for 60 million dollars. Milo was brought to this multi-millionaire's home and became the worlds most expensive fish. Milo was sold to some drunk nigga in Nunavut where 3 months later he was killed by a grizzly bear named Moustaffa. Moustaffa took Milo under his wing and they started doing some crimes together. Milo and Moustaffa later join the ACS together.

Marcusse de ?

Appearances - The Mission

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Australian [Human]

VA: Frogo

Marcusse was born in some lab in Australia as a test subject. Marcusse's body is made of some strange slimy liquid gold like material that is very valuable. Marcusse escaped the lab and was set free and was never seen again.

Phineas

Appearances - The Mission

Occupations - Microsoft Employee

Relatives - None

Race - American [Volcanic Human]

VA: DFG Plasma

Phineas was born in Hawaii where his parents accidentally dropped him into a volcano. Somehow Phineas survived and his body became magma and shit. At the age of 13, Phineas was kidnapped by Bill Gates and was forced to work for Microsoft because Bill Gates wanted to use the heat off of Phineas' body as energy. Bill Gates had enslaved Phineas and sent him to many different Microsoft stores across the country. Now Phineas works at a Microsoft Restaurant for some reason.

Saint Childs Whisper

Appearances - The Mission

Occupations - Priest, Pedophile

Relatives - Marty

Race - Vatican [Spirit]

VA: DFG Plasma

Saint Childs Whisper is the priest of 78 different churches all around America. Saint Childs is a very well respected priest among us people and would do many generous donations and stuff for his many communities. Because of his actions, the pope himself invited him over for dinner. To this day they are hommies.

Som-Ting Wong P.P Nose

Appearances - The Mission

Occupations - 

Relatives - 

Race - Korean [Dog]

VA: DFG Plasma

Som-Ting Wong was born in the streets of North Korea and was always hunted by the poor people there. Som-Ting was later kidnapped by the president Kim Jong Un and was his personal dog. Kim would make him do the weirdest shit like lick peanut butter off his balls or make out with the president. Kim Jong Un would later release the dog to the outside world and somehow he made his way to Chicago where he would stay as a stray dog.

Toe-Knee Stank

Appearances - The Mission, Anomalies Incoming

Occupations - ACU Technician

Relatives - 

Race - American [Human]

VA: DFG Plasma

One of the smartest people on the planet. Toe-Knee always wanted to be an engineer and shit so he became one. Toe-Knee is so smart that he found the cure to cancer by himself and gave it to his grandma so she can live but kept it too himself. Toe-Knee also made some sort of robotic mech suit that allows him to fly and shoot rockets. But because he doesn't know his clothing sizes he made the suit way too small so now he can't take it off

Aquatictious Dildo

Appearances - The Mission

Occupations - 

Relatives - 

Race - Pacifican [Waterman]

VA: N/A

Aquatictious is a mix between human and water. His father somehow raped a bottle of water and this guy came out. He lived in the sea most of his life chillin with some boys and shit but one day he figured out how to go on land using some weird plastic rollers. If anyone touches him his entire body will collapse and fall onto the group killing him.

Peppa Pig

Appearances - The Mission

Cause of Death - Stabbed in the back by Sue-Chi

Occupations - Prophet, Religious Figure

Relatives - George Pig (brother)

Race - British [Pig]

VA: Frogo

Peppa Pig was born in Manchester, England. Peppa grew up wanting to become a stripper but instead she became homeless because no strip club wanted her ugly ass. Peppa became homeless until she realized that she can start a cult to get people to like her so she starting the PPP aka Peppa's Pork Poachers where she would get all the cultists to cut off a part of her flesh and feast on it. Peppa is also extremely religious and has went in almost every church, mosque, synagogue, wackass monastery and any other religious place she was been there. One day in a church in Chicago Peppa was assassinated by Sue-Chi because she committed 15 war crimes while visiting the Mecca in Saudi Arabia.

Entity 001

Appearances - The Mission, Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - ???

Relatives - ???

Race - ??? [???]

Cause of Death - Killed by Papa [AU]

VA: N/A

Entity 001 is a mysterious creature of an unknown species. Entity 001's biological structure and behaviors needs to be studied more.