Mario Mario

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Penetration, Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night, Myguel's Revenge, Luigi's Pursuit

Occupations - Plumber, Assassin, Security Guard

Relatives - Luigi (brother), Papa Mario (father), Peach (ex girlfriend), Maario (clone), Mario Jr (Nephew), Loogi (Nephew), Oncle Mario (uncle)

Race - Italian [Human]

VA: Xurkiwott, Frogo (in MP)

Mario is a fucking dumbass. He wasted his prime years being a fatass and eating fucking pasta every single day. Later in his life, he decided to lose the weight and become his young-self again. His body looks great but his hairline is rapidly disintegrating every second.

Luigi Mario

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night, Myguel's Revenge, Myguel Origins, Luigi's Pursuit

Occupations - Plumber, Male Stripper, Cartel Member, International Coke Dealer

Relatives - Mario (brother), Papa Mario (father), Loogi (son), Mario Jr (son), Notafeesha (wife), Oncle Mario (uncle)

Race - Mexican [Human]

VA: Frogo

Luigi spent his whole life in his brother's shadow, now he has everything over him. Luigi was depressed working for his father's plumbing company so he decided to start a new and become a Male Stripper. He wasn't very good as the first time he performed he broke 32 bones in his back paralyzing him for 4 years. He later got kidnapped on a trip to Mexico and joined the cartel shortly after under the rule of Myguel. He quit his job to start his own drug company in Brazil, then later Columbia.

Papa Mario

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night, Myguel's Revenge, Plants vs Zombies

Occupations - Ball Hair Waxer, Plumber

Relatives - Mario (son), Luigi (son), Loogi (grand-son), Mario Jr (grand-son), Oncle Mario (brother)

Race - Italian [Human]

VA: Frogo

Papa Mario was the most unfortunate in his family. He was born with 53 body and facial deformations, also having down syndrome, autism, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, and tourettes. Papa Mario was also born very very large for a baby. When his dad first picked him up as a newborn, Papa was so heavy they both broke through 5 floors causing Papa Mario to be abandoned soon to be adopted and raised by a hoard of wild baboons.

Jeffowee Owee

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night, Myguel's Revenge, The Mission II

Occupations - None

Relatives - Benowee (cousin), Drunkowee (uncle)

Race - El Pepeish [Lizzlips]

VA: Frogo

Jeffowee is Benowee's cousin and Drunkowee's nephew. Jeffowee was bullied his whole life because he is a stupid fatass weirdo. The kids at his autistic only school would beat him until he passes out with their fidget toys. Jeffowee later escaped the school to live with Benowee and Drunkowee.

Benowee Owee

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night, Myguel's Revenge

Occupations - Professional Sumo Wrestler

Relatives - Jeffowee (cousin), Drunkowee (uncle)

Race - Japanese [Mole]

VA: Xurkiwott

Benowee is Jeffowee's cousin and Drunkowee's nephew. At a young age Benowee was adopted by his abusive uncle Drunkowee because his parents left him in a ziplock bag on the side of the street. Because Drunkowee was abusive, Benowee moved back to Japan for a while and became a "professional" Sumo Wrestler. He was the worst fighter in japanese history and was banned from the country because of that. Benowee then moved back with Drunkowee which was no longer abusive.

Drunkowee Owee

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition

Cause of Death - Killed by Antonio (ME)

Occupations - Bartender, Soldier, Pizzeria Manager

Relatives - Jeffowee (Nephew), Benowee (Nephew)

Race - German [Mountain Morton]

VA: Xurkiwott

Drunkowee was born in Berlin, Germany in 1789. His parents would fill his baby bottle with beer so when he grew up, he was permanently drunk. Drunkowee adopted his nephew Benowee and later Jeffowee because he wanted the free government money that you get for adopting retarded kids.

Peach

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition

Occupations - Princess

Relatives - Donkey Kong (husband), Monkelious (son), Taquavion (son), Dinky Kang (son), Diddy Kong (son), Witi (son)

Race - Mushroom Kingdom [Human]

VA: Frogo/Xurkiwott

Peach started dating Mario after he sent her a PP pic on Tinder. They started dating for many years. When Peach got kidnapped multiple times, Mario was always there to help and save her. But one day she decided to cheat on a black ass monkey named Donkey Kong. Mario found out and broke up with her. She ended up having 5 kids with Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night, Myguel's Revenge, Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Slave, Gangster

Relatives - Peach (wife), Monkelious (son), Taquavion (son), Dinky Kang (son), Diddy Kong (son), Witi (son)

Race - African (Congolese) [Gorilla]

VA: Frogo

Donkey Kong was born in a random jungle in Africa. He was kidnapped at a young age and became a slave for many years in America. When he was released he join a gang and became rich from mugging random people on the streets and robbing banks with his crew. Later in life, he met Peach and banged her to have 5 kids. Donkey Kong is also very abusive towards his son, Taquavion.

Peashooter

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night, Anomalies Unleashed, Plants vs Zombies

Occupations - Gardener, Gangster

Relatives - None

Race - Ohio (America) [Mutated Pea Plant]

VA: Frogo

Peashooter was raised in a Zen Garden by some crackhead named Crazy Dave. One day Crazy Dave decided to overdose on fertilizer and killed himself in the Zen Garden. Peashooter made his way to the streets if Chicago an started a gang.

Taquavion Kong

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Killed from a hammer to the head by Mario (MD)

Occupations - None

Relatives - Peach (mother), Donkey Kong (father), Monkelious (brother), Diddy Kong (brother), Dinky Kang (brother), Witi (brother)

Race - American/African [Human]

VA: Frogo

Taquavion was born as a freak of nature. He was 6'3" with down syndrome out the womb and grew larger after a couple months. His father Donkey Kong almost brutally beat him to death multiple times for fun. Taquavion was killed by Mario using a hammer.

Monkelious Kong

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition

Occupations - None

Relatives - Peach (mother), Donkey Kong (father), Taquavion (brother), Witi (brother), Dinky Kang (brother), Diddy Kong (brother)

Race - African [Monkey]

VA: Xurkiwott

Monkelious is the youngest member of the Kong family. After being alive for 2 months he saw Mario brutally kill his brother Taquavion right in front of him giving him PTSD for the rest of his life. Monkelious gets bullied at school for being a monkey.

Piggleton McFarty Bacon

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Oiseaux Fâché

Occupations - Weed Store Owner

Relatives - None

Race - Peruvian [Pig]

VA: Frogo

Piggleton opened up an illegal weed store when he was 5 years old. His dad started giving him blunts when he was 2 years old and drinking whiskey when he was not even a year old. Piggleton in known for being a pedophile and is often seen near primary schools during recess.

Piranha Picklestick Plant

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Night

Occupations - Police Officer

Relatives - Chump (brother), Sliptatious (brother), Slipslackious (brother), Antoine (cousin)

Race - Brazilian [Piranha Flytrap]

VA: Frogo

Piranha Plant is one of the most respect police officers in his region, not because he is a good cop but because he only arrests black people or gangsters. He also smokes weed on a daily basis.

Chavo El Slapstick

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Myguel Origins, Luigi's Pursuit, Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Cartel Member, Philosopher

Relatives - Juan (brother), El Patramindala (brother), Louise (brother), Jose (brother), Pedro (brother), Willy (father)

Race - Mexican [Yoshi]

VA: Xurkiwott

Chavo is a secret mastermind. He was born in Vietnam and was raised by an ancient monk that only spoke in a strange ancient language, which Chavo learned. Chavo went to college and got a degree for Philosaphy. Chavo went on a trip to Germany in the late 90's where he met a beutiful pink yoshi name Schnitzelden. Chavo banged her and had 4 kids who he treated pretty well. Unfortunately, Chavo got a giant tumor the size of his nose in his brain which made him go broke and homeless. One night he was taken away by a gang of disguised men who put him in an asylum for experimenting which caused him to go insane. Chavo was convinced he was being gangstalked which caused him to escape the asylum and go on a killing spree with an AK-47 he found killing 100+ people, and injuring many, many more. Chavo went to mexico somehow and got addicted to heroine. He then later joined the Mexican Cartel and got addicted to cocaine on top of his on going heroine addiction.

Louise

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Myguel Origins, Luigi's Pursuit, Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Cartel Member, Clown

Relatives - Chavo (brother), Juan (brother), El Patramindala (brother), Pedro (brother), Jose (brother), Willy (father)

Race - Mexican [Yoshi]

VA: Xurkiwott

Louise was abandoned by his family at birth. He sent to Switzerland to study "Clownism" and became a clown. He was payed 5 cents per show which lasted 55 hours each. Louise was poor, basically homeless, and single so he raped and married some rich hot man and killed him for the money. Louise was tracked down by the family he was abandoned by and met up with him just to beat him because he was part of a gay marriage. Louise explained that it was just for the millions of dollars so they let him go. He later joined the cartel in hopes of a more "action packed" life.

Juan Fluosious Gibgarnage

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Myguel Origins, Luigi's Pursuit, Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Cartel Member

Relatives - Chavo (brother), Louise (brother), El Patramindala (brother), Pedro (brother), Jose (brother), Willy (father)

Race - Mexican [Yoshi]

VA: Xurkiwott

Juan is not the smartest man out there. But he is without a doubt a master at his craft. During all of his years in school, he stalked 3rd grade girls and jerked off to them in the school bathroom. At the age of 23, Juan was arrested and went to jail for 10 years where he worked out and got buff. When released, Juan went to Russia where he learned russian roulet. He was a champion, but one game in the finals, he lost, causing him to die to a bullet in his head. Juan woke up 2 days later in a lab where half of his face was robotic and his dick was gone for some reason. No one was in the lab so Juan walked out and went to visit his family in Mexico. 2 days later Juan was nailed to a cross but luckly was saved by the cartel, which he joined and  got addicted to some wacky substance he called "Juan-juice". It is unkown what "Juan-juice" is, but it likely has Uranium in it.

El Patramindala Cacastaino codrougas mendez sixtendez senior

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Myguel Origins, Luigi's Pursuit, Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Cartel Member, Slave, Isis Terrorist

Relatives - Chavo (brother), Louise (brother), Juan (brother), Pedro (brother), Jose (brother), Willy (father)

Race - Mexican [Yoshi]

VA: Frogo

El Patramindala Cacastaino codrougas mendez sixtendez senior was named after all his father's slave names combined because his parents hated him for being retarded. El Patramindala found refuge in Syria with the terrorist group Isis and was later transferred to Vietnam so be a rice farmer for Chinese billionaire Lao Zedong. After being such a good slave he was sent to Mexico to join the cartel and found his long lost brothers there alongside a new mentor, Luigi.

La'Tyleriono'Bo'Vanashrianiqualiquanison "Ty" Toad

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Night

Occupations - Police Officers

Relatives - Bouboniqua (brother), Rouge (brother), Coca-Cola (brother)

Race - Danish [Toad]

VA: Xurkiwott

Ty was the youngest middle child in his family. He was diagnosed with Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome. At the age of 8 he was crying that he couldn't get a toy. He got so made he broke through a window into a random bank and choked an elderly man to death, causing him to be sent to juvie. In juvie he was picked on for his unique look and had a 10 pound weight thrown at his head, causing serious brain damage. Went Ty returned home he developed a strange addiction to nacho chips which he ate 24/7. One night his mom caught him fucking a nacho body pillow causing him to be disowned and sent to a homeless shelter. Ty was known as the "freakazoid" by the other kids. Not because of his strange crazy antics, but because of his condition of course. One night Ty stabbed a local black man for not being a "bro". He was then sent to a mental hospital for 5 years. When released, he was hired as a guard at the local prison because there weren't enought workers. to this day, Ty occasionally tries to kill his 3 other brothers in a gruesome way.

Coca-cola "Round" Toad

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Night

Occupations - Police Officers, 

Relatives -  Ty (brother), Rouge (brother), Bouboniqua (brother)

Race - Portuguese [Toad]

VA: Frogo

Round was the youngest of the four. His strange name was given by his uncle who was addicted to coca-cola, and cocaine. His brothers call him "round" or "roundass" because of his round fat bodytype. Round was the most happy of the four. He lived a pretty normal life and childhood but one day he found out he was half Jamacian. He realized his mom got banged by some black guy which was his dad. Round went depressed and decided to check craigslist for some anti-depressants. He ordered a pill bottle with no label. He took these pills everyday. For years his life felt normal, until one day he lost his pills, he couldn't find them anywhere, no matter how hard he looked. He blacked out and woke up in a grimy alleyway. he then realized all of his life were hallucinations caused by the pills. Round was homeless for months and became an alcoholic. One day round was jumped by a gang and was shipped to Australia where he fought giant tarantulas for survival, He met an Aussie named Mike who turned his life around, sending him back to El Pepe where Round became a guard along with his bros.

Rouge Toad

Appearances - Mario's Decay

Cause of Death - Run over by car (Not shown)

Occupations - Police Officers, Isis Member

Relatives - La'Tylerino (brother), Bouboniqua (brother), Coca-Cola (brother)

Race - Belgian [Toad]

VA: Xurkiwott

Rouge is Bouboniqua's twin brother. One day Rouge beat his twin brother so bad he was in a coma for a year. Rouge was very retarded, so retarded in fact that he once brought his pet turtle to school on a leach and suffocated it to death. Rouge also became a terrorist for Isis but quit because he didn't get killed fast enough. He joined the police force because he was addicted to tazing himself and pepper spraying his balls because he said "It cures the itch".

Bouboniqua kornius pissy el blu Toad

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Shoots himself (MN)

Occupations - Police Officers

Relatives - La'Tylerino (brother), Rouge (brother), Coca-Cola (Brother)

Race - English [Toad]

VA: Xurkiwott

Bouboniqua lived a normal-ish life. He was born in some mushroom village with a bunch of crackheads and graduated school like a normal kid. But everything changed when he got molested by a 93 year old man in the streets of Manhattan while on vacation. He became emo for many years and never left his apartment building until he got evicted because he was singing depressing songs while cutting his throat for hours at a time. After being evicted he became a police officer with his long lost brothers.

Tsiepar Huskie

Appearances - Mario's Decay

Cause of Death - Raped by Papa Mario [MD]

Occupations - Police Chief, police officer, protester

Relatives - None

Race - Canadian [Husky]

VA: Xurkiwott

As a pup, Tsiepar always liked the little boys in his class. He was bullied because once he pulled out his dick and tried raping his best friend Franklin. Tsiepar was banned from the school because he was gay and couldn't enter any school because he was a registered sex offender at the age of 7. Tsiepar became a violent protester for many years and later became a police officer, then chief to hunt down all the homos.

Poohead baba Goomba

Appearances - Mario's Decay 

Occupations - Doctor

Relatives - None

Race - Egyptian [Brown Mushroom]

VA: Xurkiwott

Poohead grew up in the middle of the Sahara Desert, he was raised alongside a group of muslim boys, terrorists, and zesty camels. Poohead was known in his group as the retard because he would always eat sand because they would never let him eat. The only thing he was allowed to eat was the rotting corpse of the people in the group. When his group visited Cairo, Egypt he got kidnapped and lock in a tomb in one of the pyramids. 50 years later he was released by a group of scientists that opened the tomb, he was sent to a refugee camp in China where he studied everything in the medical field.

Patrick Si Perringa Padro Paydohfeile 

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Drive-by shooting by Santa (ME)

Occupations - Pedophile, Gangster

Relatives - None

Race - American [Magikoopa-Turtle]

VA: Frogo

Patrick grew up as the rich kid in his class so he always bought all the kids whatever they wanted using his parent's stolen credit card. When Patrick graduated out of high school, he became very poor and was living in the streets. For months, his old classmates would come by and shit all over him while he was sleeping calling him four eyes while flexing their fancy watches to him. Patrick was so depressed he went to the library with the little change he made while on the streets and found some weird ass books on dark magic in the old dusty isle of the library. He studied the books on dark magic and eventually learned the spells and even crafted his own magical staff out of dried shit and newspapers with some colored markers. Because of his dark magic abilities he was able to join some weird ass gang.

Red

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night, Oiseaux Fâché, Emperor's Reign, Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Assassin, Bounty Hunter

Relatives - Halbert (cousin)

Race - American [Angy Bird]

VA: Frogo

Red was in the United States military for 40 years before becoming a bounty hunter/assassin. Red was a master of camouflage and even managed to sneak into Vladimir Putin's office one time and lived there for a week. Red quit the military because he rarely got deployed and didn't get payed enough. When Red learned that certain people in the world had bounties and that he would get payed if he killed certain people he started going to a killing spree. After becoming a reputable bounty hunter himself he made millions of dollars killing random people as bounties. He eventually started his own business where he helps up and coming new bounty hunters to start with smaller bounties and how to properly kill someone without getting caught.

Bonnie

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Shot by Mario [MN]

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - American [Animatronic]

VA: Xurkiwott

Bonnie is a purple rabbit animatronic built by a man named Willim after. Bonnie was the lead guitarist in a band of 2 other animatronics. One day the pizzeria he would preform in closed and Bonnie was left to rot. One day a group of pesky teens broke into the abandoned pizzeria and spray painted the N word on the back of Bonnie's head. Bonnie tried chasing the teens but ended up falling in a pothole in the street and being hit by a landing plane. In recent years Bonnie was renovated and thrown back into the pizzeria. His broken ass voice box or AI was still broken. Former Ex-security guard "Mike Shmidt" says; "The only sounds he was able to do were weird moaning and sometimes id catch him humping the party table chairs. Also he smelled like shit".

Foxy

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Shot by Mario [MN]

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Dominican [Animatronic]

VA: Xurkiwott

Foxy is one of the animatronics in Fredy Fazber's Pizza. His creator, Willim After based him off of that one emo kid in his kid's school. Foxy was everybody's least favorite animatronic at the restaurant because he looked too scary. Foxy was depressed and always wanted to die because nobody liked him so one day he locked himself in the furnace and never got out. The only time he would get out is when a new security guard showed up and that's when he would aggressively try to rape them at all costs.

Nickger "Lefty" Bear

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Shot by Mario [MN]

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - African/American [Animatronic]

VA: N/A

Nickger Bear is called Lefty because some autistic kid ripped out his right eye because he though it was a jolly rancher. Later that night Lefty followed the kid home and brutally murdered that dumbass with a butcher knife. Lefty's creator, Willim After called him Nickger Bear because he was black it reminded him of the black teenage gangsters that allows shit on his ring doorbell camera at 2:21 AM every single day.

Puppet

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Shot by Mario [MN]

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - American [Animatronic]

VA: Xurkiwott

Puppet is just a dead body stuffed in an XXXL large Halloween costume that some drunk fatass dad brought at the restaurant as a donation. Everybody thought the Puppet was an animatronic like the rest of them so they left him there. The dead body in the costume has possessed the suit and roams the pizzeria at night.

Cupcake

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Beat to death by Mario [MN]

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Australian [Animatronic]

VA: N/A

Cupcake was the most cheaply-made "animtronic" of the bunch. MR. After order an extra large pink dildo on amazon and shaped it into a candle using sandpaper. The cupcake part of him is just a random rotten cupcake Willim found in the very back of his secret candy stash. Somehow Willim stuffed a kid with down syndrome into the cupcake and his soul roams the pizzeria. The cupcake doesn't do much but likes to try to rape any security guards who wander into the office. During an interview with the cupcake he stated it was "just a quick-witted uproarious prank".

Deez L. Nutz

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Myguel Origins

Cause of Death - Killed by Myguel (MD)

Occupations - Nut Gatherer, Slave

Relatives - None

Race - New Zealander [Chipmunk]

VA: Frogo

Deez was a slave for many years for some homeless dude. Deez's only purpose was too lick the homeless guy's nuts until he felt pleased. Deez realized that the homeless guy was asleep 90% of the time because he would almost overdose on melatonin every single day so he ran away hoping to find a new home. Deez searched everywhere and eventually found Red, who was willing to take him in as a refugee. During the "Doomsday Battle" against Myguel, he was stabbed by his frozen ass carrot body.

Abdul-Rashid Pikmin Ahmed Mohamed 

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Stabbed by Mario (MD)

Occupations - Scammer

Relatives - None

Race - Iraqi [Pikpik Carrot]

VA: Frogo

Abdul-Rashid was born in Iraq but lived in Saudi Arabia for many years, he started a business called "Pikmin Scamma Inc." and tried to scam as many ancient american grandmas as possible to get millions of dollars. One day he called and tried scamming someone but wasn't successful so he decided to track down and bomb their house. Doing this made him wanted by the FBI with a 50 million dollar bounty, so a relentless bounty hunter named Red tracked him down and sent Mario to do the dirty work for him. Abdul-Rashid was not loved by his family so they didn't really care when he got assassinated, actually they gave Mario some bonus money for doing it.

Maario

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Night, Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - None

Relatives - Mario (Clone of)

Race - Italian [Human]

VA: Frogo

Maario is a clone of Mario that was the result of a stupid experiment made by Mario back in 9 BMC. Clone Mario was hated by everybody and was seen as an outlaw in society. Because of this, many riots were started in the streets and something needed to be done so the creator of this monster had to put him down. Clone Mario and the real Mario got into a fight on "who is the real Mario" and eventually Clone Mario got thrown into the toilet and flushed down for many years. Mario thought that his toilet was super clogged because he always has monstrous shart explosions everytime he shits but in reality it was Clone Mario stuck at the bottom of the fucking toilet eating all his shit and shitting it back out as a sort of middle pipe in the sewer system. 8 years after being stuck alive in the toilet he managed to climb out and escape but got severe brain trauma and died after Mario smash his head with the toilet seat and flushed him down again.

Panda Bear

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition

Occupations - Gang member, Magician

Relatives - Panda Bear Jr (son), Pandette (wife), Pende Baer (son), Pandown Syndrome (son)

Race - Chinese/Mongolian [Giant Panda]

VA: Xurkiwott

Panda bear's story is complicated. Panda Bear was once a normal panda. He lived a normal life in the bamboo forests of China until one day he was electrocuted by lightning. This sparked some sort of concious and Panda Bear became sentient. Panda Bear went to college to get a degree in 7 jobs he didn't even know existed and failed all of them. Panda Bear used electro-shock therapy to get his teacher to make him pass. About a year later Panda bear was in Turkey where he cut some drunk Turkish in a line to a show. The Turkish guy kidnapped Panda Bear and tourtchered him by smashing 5 cased of beer bottles against his head repeatbly for 2 weeks. One day Panda bear sacked the Turkish man and escaped the building where he tried to apply for a job at some resturant. The first day at his job he "accidently" pelted a massive stone at some baby's head for no reason. Panda Bear went to prison where he got into cocaine and started to get hallucinations of carnival animals. When released, Panda Bear went straight to becoming a magician. He preformed on the streets of Turkey for a long time but got nothing but tomatoes thrown at him. After 2 years of trauma, Panda Bear snapped and started raping Turkish civilians. He got in a police chase while he was sliding down a steep hill on a sheet of scrap he found in an alleyway. After escaping the cops, he ran into a group of tourists who invited him to their gang.

Nabbit 360

Appearances - Mario's Decay, Mario's Expedition, Myguel Origins

Cause of Death - Drive-by shooting by Santa (ME)

Occupations - Thief, Robber, Burglar, Gangster, KKK Member

Relatives - None

Race - Albertian [Rabbit]

VA: Xurkiwott

Nabbit 360 was born and raised in the slums of New York City. Nabbit was known in the streets for being a really good pickpocketer and then started robbing local banks and started burglary as a career. Nabbit got the number 360 because he molested 360 young kids in his career. Nabbit 360 moved to a new city and joined a popular gang called the Ku-Klux-Klan and killed many innocent niggas. During his time at the KKK Nabbit got his famous bandana which he made by cutting his white robe and drew an angry smile with old sharpies. Nabbit quit the KKK because they weren't really doing much so he joined some random gang in the streets and stayed there since.

Koopa Troopa

Appearances - Mario's Decay

Occupations - Unknown

Relatives - None

Race - El Pepeish [Koopa]

VA: Xurkiwott

Koopa has only ever appeared in Mario's flashback. Koopa is the main minion that would go and kidnap Peach. After many years of trying to kidnap and rape Peach, Koopa has mysteriously gone missing and his location is currently unknown.