Kevono Lesbananes

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations: High school history teacher

Relatives: Bob (nephew), Kevin (nephew)

Race - Icelandic [Minion]

VA: Frogo

Kevono was never involved much when it came to spending time with his family. Throughout his teen age years, Kevono would lock himself in his bedroom and watch hours of Neanderthals' historic analysis and facts videos. Kevono had severe autism, which intensified his interest in Neanderthals' to a whole other level. He would go out in public every day wearing a shitty ice age neanderthal cosplay and always got bullied for it. Not long after Kevono graduated from college and became a high school history teacher, he tried to mail himself to Iceland but was arrested in the process. When investigating his home, cops found gigabytes of bestiality videos on his phone and laptop, including both abusive and sexual videos. Kevono was sent to prison for 14 years. After his release, he was forced to go homeless and has lost all interest in Neanderthals', and switched it over to Fentanyl.

Gnomewells Ticklebottom

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - Traveling Merchant, Gnome

Relatives - None

Race - Canadian [Gnome]

VA: Frogo

Gnomewells is a traveling merchant that roams the artic of Canada. Gnomewells come from a group of nomad gnomes in Alberta Canada where they would loot amish camps and sell it for discout prices. One day, on an expedition to Nunavut, Gnomewells was kidnapped by a group of savage Eskimos and was about to be eaten, but then Gnomewells presented a sheet of paper with a picture of Chris Rock on it. Gnomewells told them that Chris was his god and that he would kill them all if they didn't beat to the picture right there. So, all the eskimos pulled down their fur pants and started stroking eachother to the picture of Chris Rock. When it was time to bust all over the picture, the semen froze inside their dicks and permentantly got them bricked up. Gnomewells left the camp that day to continue his trades somewhere else. The eskimo tribe now pray to Chris Rock to unfreeze their dicks.

Aubrey Flowerboy

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations: Wrestler, gay rights activist

Relatives: Ken (Nephew)

Race: American [Human]

VA: Xurkiwott

Aubrey was given birth to in the middle of a Whitehouse riot. He grew up as an only child being raised by a single mother. Aubrey was homeschooled his whole childhood and never went outside until he was 9 years old. When Aubrey went through puberty, he would fantasize about the male actors on his mothers movie posters in her room. At 14, Aubrey discovered the internet where he watched wrestling highlights on Youtube and would frequently beat his meat to it. After a couple more searches, Aubrey got hooked on gay porn. When becoming an adult, Aubrey's mind was so fucked by porn that he was the gayest he could possibly be. He decided to pursue his interests in wrestling and gay sex and succeeding somehow, becoming a professional wrestler. Aubrey has many STD's that are left untreated.

Bongolio Bronzefish

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - Wrestler, financial advisor

Relatives - -

Race - American [Human]

VA: Xurkiwott

Bongolio got his first DUI charge at 14 years old. And by the time he was 16 he had already had kids with 4 different girls. When Bongolio became an adult, he pursued his love for wrestling and made it to the WWE. Bongolio was top 5 wrestlers in America and only got better. One day after getting his skull dented in a car accident, he had no choice but to take a break from wrestling. To continue making money, he decided to make a young men motivational Youtube channel where he would teach teenage boys how to get rich, pull bitches, and looksmax, inspired by the top G Andrew Tate. Bongolio set up his "weekly training" which costed 120$ a month. Bongolio was arrested many times for beating women.

D-Wayne "The Boulder" Johnstone

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - Wrestler, Sumo Wrestler

Relatives - None

Race - American [Human]

VA: Frogo

D-Wayne was always a big guy. When he was young he got into wrestling and would watch WWE on TV all the time. At the age of 17, he was scouted out by a japanese sumo company that wanted to sign him to a contract. D-Wayne agreed and moved to Japan for 5 years were he would compete in Sumo Wrestling matches. His first opponent was Benowee Owee where he would beat him so bad that Benowee started crying on the ground asking for his mommy. D-Wayne became a pretty good sumo wrestler famous for his massive size and surprising mobility. One day he got offered a contract to the WWE where he became a world famous wrestler going by the nickname "The Boulder". In his first wrestling match he suplexed Dwayne the Rock Johnson so hard that he broke his spine and killed him. Because of this incident, D-Wayne was banned from the WWE and moved back to Japan to pursuit his sumo wrestling career.

Marvin

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - Retard

Relatives - None

Race - Canadian [Horse]

VA: Frogo

Marvin has autism, adhd, epilepsy, parkinsons, alzeimers, lukemia, hypertrichosis, tape worms, anxiety dishorder, gender dismorphia, asthma, ear infections, brain cancer, down syndrome, scoliosis, schizophrenia, and a strange addiction to tickling his earlobes with his urethra. Marvin has always liked talking to the walls of his classrooms and scratching his teeth with his pelvis. Marvin's favorite hobby was shaving his mohawk with different types of doohickies and gizmos. Marvin's saddle was mechanically sewed to his body using a hot glue gun and a pair of classroom scissors. Marvin has enjoyed talking to his sleep paralysis demons at night and occationally plays games of Go-Fish with thems even though he doesn't know how to play. While sleeping, Marvin has learned how to play every single Beethoven composition on the acoustic kazoo. As a young buck Marvin would watch his poor family eat eachother's rotting corpses while grinding his penis apon an oak log trying to get a splinter in his shaft to play IRL opperation with his sister. Marvin is a really big fan of wrestling and WWE because he likes seeing but oily men beat the fuck out of eachother.

Curd-tuss Churogatory

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - Mailman

Relatives - None

Race - Smurfish [Smurf]

VA: Frogo

Curd-tuss has always liked playing with tubes. Has a young boy he learned how to play the trumpet, and later in life, the trombone, the tuba, the french horn, euphorium, along with other instruments. Curd-tuss started a band with famous smurf singer Smerf Tankin, drummer Fillip Ruddious, guitarist Salmon "Slesh" Huddy, bassist Michelle "Head lice" Bacel Margarine, and pianist Freddy Youranus. They called the band "the Smurfs" and were the top selling artist in Smurfopolis for a long time. A fan of theirs was so in love that he fucked one of their CDs and would constantly sneak backstage at concerts to beat his meat to the band members. In 2001, Smerf Tankin and Slesh were on a trip to New York and were walking down the streets when a plane hit the twin towers and crushed the 2 killing them instantly. Because of this the band did one last tribute tour and seperated. Curd-tuss became a mailman and has been the cause of over 90% of all divorses in Smurfopolis after hooking up with almost every female smurf resident. 

Lili Gigigoogoo

Appearances - The Mission II

Cause of Death - Head sawed by Gizmo

Occupations - Whore

Relatives - None

Race - Smurfish [Smurf]

VA: None

Lili is a 7 year old girl, and the daughter of Smurfopolis' leader, Smurfette Gigigoogoo. Lili was a single child and would always get spoiled with stupid toys. One day while hanging around outside roller-skating, she was the one unfortunate soul to be picked by Gizmo as his next victim. Right there on the pavement, Lili's neck was slowly cut open by Gizmo's saw, as blood rapidly shot out like a fountain. Lili bled out to death and Gizmo was left with no consequences somehow. Lili's body is currently being used as a scarecrow, as crows eat away her skin.

Harris Campbell

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - Bagpiper

Relatives - Graham Campbell (Brother)

Race - Scottish [Smurf]

VA: Xurkiwott

Harris is the twin brother of Graham. As a child, Harris would masturbate to Minecraft sheep rule 34 where Steve would violently penetrate the sheep with his upside down T. Harris grew up in school known as the "sheep fucker", the "mutton penetrator", and the "Lamb fiddler". The bullying only stopped when Harris threatened to shoot everybody in the class and he was expelled from school along with his brother. The two moved to Smurfopolis where Harris felt like his reputation was reset. This didn't last long as Harris was caught trying to insert his cock into a sheep plush at a local shop. Since he's moved to Smurfopolis, Harris has been arrested 17 times and is now supervised by the Smurfopolis government. Harris now plays in a cultural Scottish band with his brother. Harris is the secondary bagpiper despite not knowing how to play them.

Graham Campbell

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - Bagpiper, music artist, writer

Relatives - Harris Campbell (brother)

Race - Scottish [Smurf)

VA: Xurkiwott

Graham sculpted dildos out of clay and sell them in the women's bathrooms at the Scottish airport. Graham was arrested twice before moving to smurfopolis where he decided to turn his life around and open his wings into music. Graham started as a SoundCloud rapper but found no success, so he learned the bagpipes and did that instead. Graham is now in a local band with his brother called the "Missing foreskins". Every time they put up a show, nobody arrives until they play the Wiggles on speakers and leave the stage. They are currently also being sued by Travis Scott for reuploading one of his songs and marking it as their own.

Gizmo Gonzales Gingerwald ασ 

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - Construction worker

Relatives - None

Race - Smurfish [Smurf]

VA: -

Gizmo was always the rough patch in his family. As a kid, Gizmo was always interested with contraptions and construction. Gizmo was so internested in these things that he learned how to convert centimeters to feet in his head before learning how to speak. Gizmo would go on to work with his dad building houses in his broke ass village. One day, Gizmo accidentally crusified his dad on the newly constructed church. His dad died and because he was raised so high up, his father's skeleton is still hung up at the top of the church after crows and maggots have eaten his flesh throughout the years. Gizmo currently is working for the town hall and the only construction worker in the town. 27 years ago he was asked to build a small wooden sign for the village but has struggled to find a way to stick 2 pieces of wood together.

Salmon FingerMe Sagius Nutsackus

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - Psychic

Relatives - None

Race - Smurfish [Smurf]

VA: Frogo

Salmon was never liked as a young boy in his village. Salmon always enjoyed weird things. At the age of 13, Salmon got into satanic rituals and stated worshipping Satan. When his parents found out they trapped in an insane asylum for 178 years. Somehow he had lived all this time and was released years later. When he got released, Salmon was clueless and how the world was so he decided to start some research. Salmon went to the local library and started looking through the isles. Because he was so stupid, he was looking through the "fantasy" section and started reading Harry Potter books thinking that they were real events that happened. Later that night, Salmon took a branch of the ground and started attempting how to do magic. Some homeless guy came up to him and told him "lemme show you how its done". Because the guy looked like Gandalf, Salmon belived him so he did what he was told. The homeless guy told him to turn around and when he did, he shoved the 2 meter long stick so far into Salmon's ass that is penetrated his brain causing him to do insane. When Salmon woke up from a 7 year coma from that incident he saw the world in a new way. Salmon got into spiritual healing and astrological signs bullshit and started being a weirdo. Salmon was brutally beat that night by his doctor's who sent him home with 72 broken bones and a fractured skull. Salmon is now schizophrenic and rarely leaves the house because he thinks "they will enter my house and smear shit on my walls."

Smurfette Gigigoogoo

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - Queen of Smurf

Relatives - None

Race - Smurfish [Smurf]

VA: Frogo

Smurfette is the queen of Smurfopolis after her father, Papa Smurf, got destroyed by a Japanese kamikaze plane in 1944. In World War II the population of the Smurfs was over 2.7 Million, now it is under 1000. At the beginning of World War II, Papa Smurf tried to invade the Soviet Union using 2 troops and a Smurf-Catapult while wearing suicide vests but this didn't work because the catapult was made out of fucking mushrooms. Later that year, Papa Smurf ordered a full ground assault on Nazi Germany of 1.4 Million smurf troops, 10 stolen German Panzer tanks, and 10 figher planes (technically 9 after military legend Smerfingus Lickmeeas crashed his plane into a children's hospital). The entire assault was destroyed with a single bomb shot by the germans which killed half the total smurf population. After that, German pulled a crazy move and started a 2 month long bombing raid on Smurfopolis which killed every single smurf but 3, so Smurfette became queen after Papa Smurf got killed in the bombing. The other 2 surviving smurfs reproduces to restart the smurf population. Today, every single living smurf is inbred.

Shep (Tapeboy) Zestoda

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - -

Relatives - -

Race - Smurfish [Smurf]

VA: -

Shep was born in a very poor multi-family home in the middle of the shittiest town in Smurfopolis, known as Blueshizz city. Shep grew up with many physical disadvantages, such as Bowel obstruction. Shep would shit himself for hours a day, and caused the entire house to smell horrid. One day when Shep was 14, he was thrown out the house and was taken in by a crackhead who took care of him. The crackhead soon discovered Shep's fascination of feces, so he gave Shep an iPhone loaded with nasty porn videos involving shit. Shep's interests in shit sparked and suddenly he began to experiment with his own. He would eat, feed stray dogs, microwave, throw, cleanse his chest, and bathe in his own shit. One day, Shep decided that he wanted to give himself a tapeworm. So he began to eat as much raw and rotten beef and other meats as he could. And wouldn't you know it, he was met with a little friend. Jumping 10 years, Shep now lives in a tent in Smurfsville where he has a "colony" of hundreds of tapeworms. It is speculated that Shep pulls out around 10 tapeworms out his asshole every day.

Villainous Meatus

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - Meatbomber

Relatives - none

Race - Smurfish  [Smurf]

VA: Frogo

Villainous was brought to life by some old witch that created him in cauldron. Villainous was adopted by a gay couple and was "homeschooled" until he was 18. The only class taught to Villainous was sex-ed. When Villainous was kicked out of his home, his dick started leaking green gonorrhea-like fluids that burned holes into the cement street under him. Villainous started attacking innocent smurf's with his acidic piss. Due to being 90% mysterious witch fluids, he mutated into some weird fly-like being. He grew massive insect wings and his cock began to swell and pulse green veins. Villainous started his villain arc out of pure evil. He hid his wings under a cape and flew around town bombing people with his nasty acidic smegma dropping from his foreskin. Villainous gets beaten the shit out of by Superhorny everytime he attempts to terrorize smurf's.

Jup "Superhorny" Algaeporn

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - Superfucker

Relatives - none

Race - Smurfish [Smurf]

VA: Xurkiwott

When Jup's mother was giving birth to Jup in a hospital room, there was a strange hole burnt through the floor right at the foot of the bed. Through the whole was another hospital room on the floor under, with some old ass grandpa suffering from "radioactive shit". The room below had green glowing shit everywhere and almost everything in the room including the grandpa was burnt through. When Jup came out his mom's vagina, he slipped though the doctors hands and fell into the hole, and into the glowing shit. The shit began to mix in his blood, as Jup's spirit and veins began to turn into a bright brown. And suddenly, Jup began to fly. He flew through the hospital walls and outside where he flew around the town leaking in shit and his little uncircumcised penis hanging, dropping bombs on innocent civilians. Jup was raised by some random Paki immigrants that lived near the hospital. When Jup grew up, he decided to become a superhero, naming himself "Superhorny". He would fly around town raping criminals and saving the day.

Koi "Mushroomhead" Fishus

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - Mycologist

Relatives - None

Race - Smurfish [Smurf]

VA: Frogo

Koi Fishus was always bullied at school. Koi had a strange obsession over mushroom where he would collect them and make fragrences with them. Koi would always pick mushrooms in the schoolyard at recess and would keep them in his locker. The kids at his school would call him "mushroomhead" not only because of his addiction to mushroom but because his circumsized tip of his penis was so wide it looked like a mushroom and because he had mushroom like warts growing on his nuts. Koi eventally went to collage in Mycology to study mushrooms and he eventally discovered ways to make mushrooms into cancer healing syrums.

Tigraldo 

Appearances - The Mission II

Occupations - ACS Mount

Relatives - None

Race - Indian [Tiger]

VA: None

Tigraldo was born in the jungle in India where he would feed off of little indian village boys. Tigraldo was just a regular ass tiger and would chill in the jungle every day hunting like usual. One day, a strange man by the name of Eduard Kaseberg came upon the jungle and kidnapped Tigraldo because he thought it was a horse. Back at the ACS headquarters, Tigraldo was set free to roam the halls of the facility. Tigraldo, being a wild animal, ended up eating 17 members of the ACS before anybody noticed. Instead of killing him, the ACS decided to train him as a horse because they thought it would be badass to go into battle on a horse like  a roman. Tigraldo soon stopped eating people and started being a good boy and was trained in the ways of the horse. Tigraldo would occationally go on missions that would involve eating people.