Mario Jr

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Myguel's Revenge

Occupations - None

Race - Italian [Human]

Relatives - Luigi (father), Notafeesha (mother), Mario (uncle), Loogi (twin brother), Papa Mario (grand-father)

VA: Xurkiwott

Mario Jr was born with dementia and was never loved for the first months of his life. When he actually started remembering some stuff, his family started loving him and treating him like a person. Mario Jr was diagnosed with testicular cancer at the age 1 and was left in the hospital for months. Mario Jr beat cancer by injecting Methamphetamine into himself while spraying with with Anti-Gay spray because his doctor was a fag. Mario Jr is known to be an extreme homophone at his school and set a bomb off during a pride parade. Mario Jr is still being breast fed by a fucking fish.

Loogi

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Myguel's Revenge

Occupations - None

Relatives - Luigi (father), Notafeesha (mother), Mario (uncle), Mario Jr (twin brother), Papa Mario (grand-father)

Race - Mexican [human]

VA: Frogo

Loogi was the result of Luigi fucking a "hot Latino. Or a fish. Loogi was the first born of the two twins and was praised because of it. For the first couple months of their existence, Loogi would brutally beat the shit out of Mario Jr because he was weak and had many health problems. While Mario Jr was in the hospital because he had cancer, Loogi went in at night and took the biggest shit of his life into his life-support feeder. Mario Jr was poisoned and the doctors didn't know why. Loogi has been trained by Luigi on how to shoot different types of guns and some other basic cartel training so one day, he can become the next leader of the cartel following his father's footprints.

Snowman

Appearances - Mario's Expedition

Cause of Death - Pushed off Christmas Tree by Ima

Occupations - Christmas Tree Guard

Relatives - None

Race - Finish [Snowman]

VA: Xurkiwott

Snowman was made by a group of kids during recess at school. The hat given was stolen from an emo kid that same day. The next day when the kids got back to school Snowman was gone. The emo kid's hat had some crack in it and it made the snowman sentient. Snowman left the country and somehow made his way to Scotland where he was taken by Iam and served has is right-hand man.

Notafeesha

Appearances - Mario's Expedition

Occupations - Stripper, Hooker, Sex Slave

Relatives - Luigi (husband), Loogi (son), Mario Jr (son)

Race - Colombian [Latinan Goldfish]

VA: Frogo

Notafeesha was born in Colombia and had a relatively normal life and even graduated high school. During high school Notafeesha was a fucking "pick me girl" and always wanted to get laid by the hot juicy oily men at her school but never did. Notafeesha moved to the Bahamas and became a hooker and a stripper at the same time. Notafeesha had sex over 30 times in a week while working her 2 jobs. Notafeesha was somewhat happy but wanted someone too love so she moved back to Colombia to try and find a partner. One day her home was raided by the cartel and that's where she found Luigi for the first time. Luigi kidnapped her and used as a sex slave for a week and then they got married and had twins. Luigi still hasn't noticed that she is a fucking goldfish.

Piett

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Stalker

Relatives - None

Race - Luxembourgish [Toad]

VA: Xurkiwott

Piett is a small mysterious Toad that roams around Mario's house. Piett is like some sort of mythical legend among the human race, he's known as "death himself' as some people claim to have seen him fucking the grim reaper during near-death experiences. These legends are true, but Mario and Luigi are too stupid to realize it. Piett has gotten bored of being "death" so he kinda fucks around with Mario's sanity when he's home alone like knocking over something, flickering lights, or taking a hot piss in his mouth when he's sleeping. During the scene in the shad, Piett came in to help the brothers. Piett also showed up during Christmas morning, he was the "who invited him" guy.

Wendy

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night, Myguel Origins, Oiseaux Fâché

Cause of Death - Ran over by Santa's snowmobile (ME)

Occupations - Hooker

Relatives - Bowser Jr (brother), Bowser (father), Iggy (brother), Ludwig (brother), Brah Bro (brother), Boom Boom (brother), Roy (brother/Ex Boyfriend)

Race - Dahoodian [Koopa]

VA: Xurkiwott

Wendy's nickname is the "Testicle Tickler" because every time someone would pay her to get raped she would twist their ballsacks until they turned dark purple and tickle them until they would fall off. Wendy keeps these balls nailed to her wall because she thinks they are trophies. Half of these sacks are all crusty and dried up on the wall with maggots living in them. Wendy always tries to make herself look super pretty and smashable so she did that stupid thing with a bottle cap by sucking on it until your lips get big and fat, she did that so much that her lips are permanently thick like that. Her lips are so thick that she uses an entire tube of lipstick every morning. Wendy also has an addiction to shoving fish up her asshole.

Bowser Jr

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Beat to death by Mario (ME)

Occupations - Gangster

Relatives - Wendy (sister), Bowser (father), Iggy (brother), Ludwig (brother), Brah Bro (brother)

Race - Dahoodian [Koopa]

VA: Xurkiwott

When Bowser Jr was just a baby, he was molested by his great great grandfather Bownigga. Bowser Jr was traumatized and feared his great great grandfather all the time. One day Bownigga sneaked through Bowser Jr's window while he was sleeping in his crib and raped the shit out of him. Because of this, Bowser Jr's butt hole is permanently ripped open and he can't control if he shits or not, it just slides out. Bowser Jr got his mask after a terrorist from Syria came to his house and shot one of his siblings. Bowser Jr asked the man if he could have his turban so he gave it to him and autographed it. Bowser Jr turned the turban to a mask and drew some creepy ass mouth to make himself look cooler. But people started calling it a bib. Every person who called it a bib was killed a week later. No one ever questioned him again.

Bowser

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Pushed off a bridge by Mario (ME)

Occupations - Kidnapper

Relatives - Wendy (daughter), Bowser  Jr (son), Iggy (son), Ludwig (son), Brah Bro (son)

Race - American [Koopa]

VA: Xurkiwott

Bowser was the result of so many tragedies. At a young age Bowser was sent to a retirement home for volunteer hours where the elderly trapped him in a broken elevator and barricaded it with wood because Bowser declined Poker night. Bowsers hate and rage resulted in him burning down the entire building to a crisp along with everyone in it. This is when Bowsers hate for the elderly sparked and he started to plan out assasinations on his grandparents. One night when his grandma was babysitting him, he laced her wine with fentanyl, killing her. When he called over his Grandpa to come to the house, he cut the wire connected to the ceiling fat and stabbed it in his grandpa's neck, causing him to be electrocuted to death. Bowser was satisfied but he didn't get away with it. Bowser was hunted by the cops for days until Bowser finally decided to make his way to El Pepe, where he had a sex spree for two years, creating over 17 sons and 1 daughter. After beating his wife to death with a golf trophy for finding out about his past, Bowser found a woman who he was interested in, Princess Peach, who was married to Mario at the time. Bowser and his kids did attempted kidnaping on her for years, but Bowser never got the chance to rape her because Mario kept interrupting. One of these attempted kidnappings, Mario and Luigi tore down Bowser's entire castle resulting in homelessness. One of Bowser's sons, Ludwig, got Bowser addicted to many drugs because Bowser would constantly beat Ludwig for being a "Fagginiggacunt". As a result Bowser desperately tried to sue Ludwig but failed. Bowser was left homeless in a tunnel in the middle of nowhere. One day, Antonio called out to Bowser because he knew he hated Mario as much as he did. He asked Bowser for help and he agreed. He died. Yeah he died fucking dumbass nigger.

Boom Boom

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Drive-by shooting by Santa (ME)

Occupations - Gangster

Relatives - None

Race - Jamaican [Koopa] 

VA: N/A

Boom boom was born after Bowser fucked some Jamacian woman while drunk at a stripclub. Boom boom was raised by his mother. One day Boomboom accidently microwaved his newborn sister Pompom, which his mom disowned him. One night Boomboom was being harrassed by some random middleaged women on the streets for being black. Boomboom killed the woman by violently smashing her head against the corner of a dumpster over and over, leading him to prison. In prison he met a guy named Bowser Jr. who taught him Nazism and how they should start a gang. When released, they became Neo-Nazis and started a gang, which Nabbit later joined. One night BJ caught Boomboom fucking his sister Wendy so he secrelety strapped C4 to the back of Boomboom's head. During the drive by shooting by Santa, Boomboom ran away and managed to escape, until the bomb went off and he died.

Rudolph

Appearances - Mario's Expedition

Occupations - Slave, Santa's Workshop Employee

Relatives - None

Race - Israeli/Polish [reindeer]

VA: Xurkiwott/Frogo

Rudolph was just a regular Jewish reindeer living in Poland in 1939. Him and his family were living peacefully in the forest until the Nazi's came. Rudolph and his family were sent to hiding deep in some weird ass sketchy cabin. They had no food and if they went outside to get some they would've been spotted by the Nazi's and sent to a camp. Because they were so hungry, they decided to eat their largest family member, the father and used in fur skin as a blanket to keep warm. In 1943 his family was discovered and were all shot and killed on the spot accept Rudolph. Rudolph was spared and sent to Auschwitz and was instantly transferred to some weird ass gay camp but he managed to escape while at the gay camp. On Christmas Eve Rudolph prayed to Santa Claus and wished for Santa to come get him and he did. At 2AM Santa showed up and brought Rudolph back as a slave. Even though Santa whips him, Rudolph still appreciates what he has done for him.

Phillip

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night

Occupations - Santa's Workshop Employee

Relatives - None

Race - Swedish [M&M]

VA: Frogo

Phillip was born in some M&M factory in Sweden and was just a regular M&M. But during the packaging process, Phillip fell of the conveyor belt and landed on the floor and managed to roll down into the drain. The drain led him to some toxic waste pool and the regular old stupid ass yellow M&M became sentient. Phillip somehow escaped the toxic pool and started migrating in some random direction. Phillip was traveling north when a group of grizzly bears came and raped the fuck out off him and bit off both of his arms and his legs. The grizzly bears held him hostage in their den for 2 months, raping him almost everyday. One day a mysterious man came in with a double barrel shotgun and shot the fuck out of the bears. This mysterious man was Santa Claus and he brought Phillip back to his workshop and fixed him up. Phillip was given artificial arms and legs that were linked to his tiny ass peanut brain so he could use his limbs. Phillip was disguised as a nutcracker because lots of the slaves at the workshop would do anything for an M&M. 

Claude Bonhomme Craquelain Monsieur 

Appearances - Mario's Expedition

Occupations - Santa's Workshop Employee

Relatives - Pierre-Martin (pet dog)

Race - Quebequois [snownigga]

VA: Frogo

Claude was born in the north part of Quebec, Canada. Claude was part of a regular snowman family created by some little kids and their parents in their front yard. Because Claude and his dog Pierre-Martin were such good snow-created structures, the family bought a huge fucking freezer just to put 2 fucking snowmen in during the summer. When winter came the next year, Claude was put back outside and was shown off to the public again. On Christmas Eve when Santa came, Claude asked if Santa could bring Claude with him because he would probably die if not. Santa agreed and took them back to his workshop later that night. Claude became one of Santa's most trustworthy workers and formed a group with Cornelious and Philip to be the "3 Musketeers" of Santa's workshop.

Pierre-Martin Mbappé

Appearances - Mario's Expedition

Occupations - Santa's Workshop Employee

Relatives - Claude (owner)

Race - Quebequois [snowdog]

VA: Xurkiwott

When Pierre-Martin was created he would eat any dumbass little kids that walked by him. Pierre-Martin was also obsessed when other dogs pissed on him and made yellow snow.

Chaka

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Anomalies Incoming, Anomalies Unleashed, The Mission II

Occupations - Pornography Critic

Relatives - None

Race - Nepali [Wookie]

VA: Frogo

Not much is known about Chaka's personal life other than the fact he is addicted to penis enlargement pills, jacking off, and porn. Chaka got so addicted to porn that he became the #1 pornography film critic and got the world record for having watched over 20,000 hours of porn. Nobody really knows how the hell Chaka has Wi-Fi at his stupid fucking bins, scientists have theorized that he used Horton's Family Diner's free Wi-Fi but his bins are too far away and are out of range. It remains a mystery to this day alongside many things about Chaka.

Ludwig

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Beat to death by Luigi (ME)

Occupations - Bowser's minion

Relatives - Bowser (father), Wendy (sister), Bowser Jr (brother), Iggy (brother), Brah (brother)

Race - English [Koopa]

VA: Xurkiwott

When Ludwig was born he was instantly beaten to near death by his father Bowser because he was crying. Ludwig was a very very intelligent man, and one day after being tired of beatings, he manipulated Bowser into getting addicted to drugs. Bowser sued Ludwig for all his money and went homeless. One day Ludwig came back for revenge. He entered his old home his a gun, and killed  3 of his brothers, Lemmy, Larry, and Roy. Before he could kill his father, Bowser insisted to give back all his money only if he could work as a one of Bowser's minions. Ludwig agreed but was killed a day later during the river bridge battle.

Iggy

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night

Cause of Deaths - Overdosed on methamphetamine (ME)

Occupations - Bowser's minion

Relatives - Bowser (father), Wendy (sister), Bowser Jr (brother), Ludwig (brother), Brah (brother)

Race - Cuban [Koopa]

VA: Xurkiwott

Iggy was the result of bowser raping a 12 year old while on vacation in Cuba. Iggy was born with stoneman syndrome and scoliosis which left him in the hospital for 4 years of his life. Because of this he has terrible social anxiety like many useless dream smp obsessed gay ass nigga trans women that think they are fucking jesus christ but in reality their only friends are the rope hanging in their room and their pocket knives to cut themselves with. When Iggy was 7 years old he was stabbed in both eyes with a pair of scissors by his teachers because he said "my balls" to a question, this caused Iggy to get 2 glass eyes so he can't fucking see a thing. Because Iggy can't get a job cause he is fucking blind he started taking daily doses of black tar heroin and methamphetamine which he later died from an overdose of while fighting Mario.

Brah Bro

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Beat to death by Mario (ME)

Occupations - Bowser's minion

Relatives - Bowser (father), Wendy (sister), Bowser Jr (brother), Ludwig (brother), Iggy (brother)

Race - American [Koopa]

VA: Xurkiwott

Brah was born in Boston where he grew up to be very good with the ladies. He had a body count of over 5000 (5 of them were guys). Brah impregnanted almost every girl he's been with, causing him to have to pay billions of dollars in child support. One day Brah had enough so he moved to China where he did the same thing. Banged thousands of Chinese women, making them pregnant. Then again, child support. So Brah kepped moving  and moving until he had over a 100000 kids across the world. Brah finally moved to El Pepe where he tried to bang more girls but his balls fell off. Brah went depressed because sex was the only thing keeping him sane so he got a strange addiction to eating styrofome. This addiction got so bad that he cut off his arm just to replace it with styrofome so he can eat it whenever he wants. One day Brah reunited with his father where he became one of his minions along with his other longlost brothers. As his weapons he had hammers made out of you guessed it, styrofome. This was a dumbass idea though because Brah was killed later that week by Luigi during a battle on the river bridge. 5000 years into the future, more that half of earths population are descendants of Brah. 

Santa Claus

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night

Occupations - Delivering presents on Christmas

Relatives - None

Race - North Polian [Human]

VA: Frogo

Santa was once normal until one day Santa accidently rammed and killed some black kid while delivering gifts in da hood. The black kids soul went on to possess Santa's body, turning him into a gangsta. One year Santa started a gang called the "Spiked eggnogs" which started to have beef with the Mexican cartel somehow. One day, Santa set up a decoy of himself in some Mexican mall where Myguel, the leader of the cartel beat up and killed the decoy. This made Santa and his gang mad so they started a riot with a bunch of elves. Eventually they all broke into Myguels home and raped him as the house bruned down. Myguel then faded into the shadows and Santa could finally chill in his hottubs with his hot girlfriends. That christmas eve, while Santa was gifting glocks to the homeless, he ran across the Mario brothers.

Cornelious Nutbuster

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night, Oiseaux Fâché, Anomalies Unleashed

Occupations - Santa's Workshop Employee

Relatives - None

Race - American [Wooden human]

VA: Xurkiwott

Cornelious was born in the middle of a large, abusive nutcracker family in the dirtiest streets of the north pole. Cornelious grew up around gang related activities and adapted to black culture. Cornelious tried starting a rap career where he called himself "Yung Treebranch" but found little to no success. Until one day he released a diss track on 14th cousin Yemarnio Nutbuster which blew him up. Cornelious' rap career didn't last long however because he would soon get cancelled for trying to name is sophmore album "Wooden niggers". Cornelious would go on to get features on different rap songs including Piggas by Petit Jeffo. Cornelious now works with his childhood friends Santa and Phillip all day. Cornelious also has a son who he haven't bothered visiting in over 3 years.

Iam O'ildup

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Mario's Night

Cause of Death - Suffocated in Christmas Tree by Mario (ME)

Occupations - Christmas Tree Guard

Relatives - None

Race - Scottish [Human]

VA: Frogo

Iam was one of 21 siblings. He grew up in a random shack in the mountains of Scotland. During the first Scottish war of independance, Iam was forced to fight against England. After Scottland won the war all the Scottish went to a bar and got drunk. During this party Iam picked a fight with William Wallace, who was the resistance leader. Iam was pierced by Wallace's sword which severely damaged half of his organs. For the next 60 years Iam's body was used as a sex doll by the Scottish until he was shipped to china because some horny-ass chinese man bought him. Iam was captured and taken away by scientists where they brought him back to life using robotics. Iam escaped and burned down the lab before running to El pepe and being hired for "Christmas tree guard". Iam was shortly killed by Mario because Iam's a dumbass.

Antonio

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Myguel's Revenge, Myguel Origins

Cause of Death - Shot by Dinky Kang (MR)

Occupations - Terrorist 

Relatives - Myguel (brother)

Race - Satanic [unknown]
VA: Xurkiwott

Antonio has been on earth since the ancient times. during August of 30BC, Antonio assasinated Cleopatra and took over the entire Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt. At some point he got bored and quit being the King and moved to Rome where he killed Marcus Antonius and took over the roman empire. Antonio shortly quit to assasinate yet another leader and take over Greece. Antonio decided to build his main lair in the middle of earth (Later to be located somewhere in Canada). Many, many years into the future, and a lot more misdeeds of Antonio, almost ruling the entire world, Satan himself saw this and loved how evil Antonio was. But Satan didn't like the "ruling the world" idea Antonio had because Satan wanted to do the same. So Satan created an almost identical clone of Antonio called Myguel, who was stronger in mind but weaker in strength. When Myguel became best friends, and even brothers with Antonio instead, Satan got pissed and created 5 more clones but fucked up and ended up making them dumb stupid 2 IQ babies who were later sent to random spots in the world. Before Satan can do more dumb shit, Myguel killed Satan. Antonio quit all his leading jobs to live the "chill life" where he would fuck bitches, watch porn, sit in the hot tub, and visiting Germany every week to have a huge Oktoberfest celebration. When Myguel went to hide in the shadows, Myguel put his chill life aside to take over the Mexican cartel where he would beat the shit out of Mexicans because he didn't understand Spanish. When Myguel died, Antonio wanted revenge so he called back the five green Myguels to hunt down and kill Myguel's killers, in which he was later killed by Papa Mario..... or was he...????

Hiroshi Ching-Chong

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Myguel's Revenge, Myguel Origins

Cause of Death - Organs ripped out by Papa Mario (ME)

Occupations - Worshipper of Myguel, Slave, Samurai

Relatives - Myguel (unknown), Antonio

Race - Japanese [Unknown]

VA: Frogo

As a little boy, Hiroshi was put into a rice farm in some slave yard west of Beijing. Hiroshi was whipped everyday because he was a fucking Chinese slave. Hiroshi was known for being super racist among his slave friends. At the age of 12, Hiroshi was sent back to his native country of Japan and became a samurai. Hiroshi was the worst student his fatass samurai teacher ever had because he couldn't hold a fucking katana. Hiroshi was banished from the dojo and became homeless in the streets of Tokyo. Hiroshi was forced to move to Russia as an illegal immigrant because he was so poor and everybody shoved their garbage down his throat everyday. Some dude even ripped out his tongue to deep-fry it and put it back in his mouth using some cheep-ass sewing kit for fun. Because he was an illegal immigrant in Russia, the government brought him to the middle of fucking Siberia to freeze him alive. He was thawed out many years later by Antonio.

Myguel LXIX

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Myguel's Revenge, Myguel Origins

Cause of Death - Raped to death by Papa Mario (ME)

Occupations - Worshipper of Myguel, Cultist

Relatives - Myguel (descendant of), Antonio

Race - Djiboutian [Unknown]

VA: Xurkiwott

A direct descendant of Myguel. Myguel LXIX was born in some random slums and was brutally raped by some big black men everyday for 26 years. One day Myguel LXIX was stuffed into a bag and was dropped off in some library in Italy. In that library Myguel LXIX found a book on dark magic and began learning this "magic". The book he found was "Caillou puts away his toys" but he couldn't fucking understand it because he is a fucking retard. Myguel LXIX started a cult in the mountains of Northern Italy and worshipped Caillou as their god. Over the 17 years of worshipping Caillou, Myguel LXIX sacrificed 3000 gallons of his own blood to "The Temple of Ou Rouche" that was constructed in Caillou's name. Myguel LXIX was tracked down by Antonio and started worshipping Myguel.

Mohammed Pakee Ali-Baba Curry

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Myguel's Revenge, Myguel Origins

Cause of Death - Stabbed with his own teeth by Papa Mario

Occupations - Worshiper of Myguel

Relatives - Myguel (unknown), Antonio

Race - Indian [Unknown]

VA: Frogo

Mohammed was born in the slums of New Delhi. Growing up in the slums was hard. His family barely got food and rarely had clean water. Most days they had to drink their piss mixed with dried mud smoked on a fire and sometimes they had smoked insects. Mohammed was forced by his parents to steal a single cement brick every single day from down town New Delhi so they can built a stable house that won't be burned like their tests. At the age of 18, Mohammed went gambling in a casino and wont a 50 million dollar jackpot and became rich. He bought his family a nice house and gave them some money before showing up in the slums with a tuxedo, Rolex, and sports car flexing on all his former "mud mates" as they were called. Mohammed went to his first restaurant ever and had curry for the first time which he adored. Mohammed only ate curry for the rest of his life. One day while relaxing at his 5 million dollar mansion a mysterious man showed up at his door and asked him to come to El Pepe to "finished some unfinished business." This man was Antonio requesting Mohammed's aid.

Jamal Carrotis Niggatine McPoulet

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Myguel's Revenge, Myguel Origins

Cause of Deaths - Liver was eaten while alive by Papa Mario (ME)

Occupations - Worshiper of Myguel, Gangster, Hit-man

Relatives - Myguel (unknown), Antonio

Race - African-American [Unknown]

VA: Xurkiwott

Jamal was born and raised in Da Hood. When he was 3 years old, Jamal was put onto the front-lines of a gang war and managed to kill 5 niggas. Jamal was fascinated on how drugs worked and how awesome gang violence was. Jamal grew up as a nigga and became on of the most well known gangsters in the world. One day, Jamal bought himself a laptop with some of the money he has gotten over the years and signed up for some sketchy hit-man website. After a couple weeks of waiting for a job, somebody asked him to go kill the president of the United States.

Carotinga El Tostitos

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Myguel's Revenge, Myguel Origins

Cause of Death - Eyes ripped out and shoved down his throat by Papa Mario (ME)

Occupations - Worshipper of Myguel, KKK Member, Isis Member, Taliban Member, Viet Cong Soldier, Slave, Solider, Third Reich Solider

Relatives - Myguel (unknown), Antonio

Race - Mexican [Unknown]

VA: Frogo

Carotinga was born during the Dark Ages and was very poor. His family were so poor that they were their own class below the peasants. Carotinga would often kidnap and rape female students and steal their lunches just to survive. He barely managed to survive for hundreds of years and later joined many terrorist groups such as Isis and the Taliban. Carotinga somehow made his way in German in 1931 and was forced to join the Nazis and fought as a solider. He was later moved to Japan and became a Kamikazee plane driver. When he did his air strike and crashed his plane he somehow survived and made his way back to the city he was currently living in Nagasaki. Carotinga was directly hit by the nuclear bomb that was dropped by the Americans and somehow survived. He became a refugee after this but because he was so radioactive he was sent to live in Chernobyl until he moved to Syria and joined Isis. In the year 2000 Carotinga was part of a meeting in Pakistan which was a meeting with a bunch of people including Osama Bin Ladin. Osama gave Carotinga the job of crashing a plane into the World Trade Center so he did. Carotinga was reunited with his long lost family and with Antonio took their revenge for Myguel.

Panda Bear Jr

Appearances - Mario's Expedition, Myguel Origins

Occupations - None

Relatives - Panda Bear (father)

Race - Chinese/Mongolian [Giant Panda]

VA: Frogo

Born in some random ass bamboo jungle in Mongolia, Panda Bear Jr was the result of in-breeding between Panda Bear and is sister. Panda Bear raped his sister Pandette while she was sleeping and she became pregnant with this motherfucker. Panda Bear Jr never saw his mother (or aunt) because his father took him to El Pepe where he was put in school. Panda Bear Jr was always called nerd, not because he was smart. Actually he was pretty dumb but he was called nerd because he was half Chinese. Panda Bear Jr would also get bullied for many other reason. One of his common nicknames were "Team Switcher" or "Guy who can't pick a side" or "Profession Ping-Pong Player" or "Ching-Ching" or "Nigga" or "Cracker" or "Nigcracker" or "Crackger".

Nueh-Nueh

Appearances - Mario's Expedition

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Nuehland [Zebre]

VA: Xurkiwott

Nueh-Nueh was born with severe down syndrome in Nuehland which is a secret place in Africa that only has zebras. Nueh-Nueh was named after his first sound made. One day Nuehland was raided by some drunk ass poachers and his whole family was killed and turned into rugs and "trophies". Nueh-Nueh was the only one too survive the attack and he was shipped to El Pepe and became an orphan. At the age of 8, Nueh-Nueh tried out for the school baseball team but was rejected because he "couldn't find home". Nueh-Nueh also joined the school basketball teams and in one game he dropped 25 points and the commentators said "He shoots the ball like the poachers shot his parents!". Nueh-Nueh is 15 years old but is in a grade 3 class because he his heavily autistic.

Blueberry 

Appearances - Mario's Expedition

Occupations - None

Relatives - None

Race - Uzbekistani [radioactive hamster]

VA: Xurkiwott

When Blueberry was in the pet store during the 60's, he was stolen by an escaped criminal who was wanted for 2$. He shoved Blueberry up his asshole and was arrested a couple minutes later. In prison, Blueberry escaped from the mans body and ran out of the cell trying to find a way out. Blueberry managed to escaped bu accidently wandered into a nearby powerplant where he fell into a pool of a radioactive substance. Blueberry imediately started to morph and became very fat and blue, he also gained the ability to talk. Blueberry panicked and accidently knocked over a security guard into the toxic waste, causing an infection leading to a worldwide apocalypse of these strange radioactive zombies. During this, the men who survived the apocalypse went at war against the apocalypse. One of these brave soldiers, Papa Mario, saved Blueberry and retrieved him to a safe zone where the women were. Blueberry raped and killed almost every woman in the safe zone and left. Blueberry was knocked out cold and woke up 40 years later when the apocalypse was over at a park where he met his new friends. With his friends, they celebrated his birthday where things went wrong and ended with Blueberry pointing a gun in his mouth. When he triggered, He was bleeding, but alive. It seems like the radio activeness made Blueberry become invincible. 

Minister George Bear

Appearances - Mario's Expedition

Occupations - University Teacher, Funeral Officiant, Lawyer

Relatives - None

Race - Czech [Ourson]

VA: Frogo

He was never an interesting guy.  He was raised in a upper class family and was always bullied at school for being a fucking nerd. During high school, he made over 10k a month for doing everybody's homework. Minister graduated high school at the age of 7 and started Law School the next year. Minister completed his Law School course and became a lawyer for many years. He was fired because he never took black clients calling them "stupid fucking nigger". In an interview he said this, "Why would I want to defend a nigger when he fucking shot some guy for no reason. I have no respect for them and neither should you.". Minister because a teacher at the University of the Mushroom Kingdom and taught 2 classes, Law and Justice, and Racism class. Minister hosted many Klan meetings at the University after hours and encouraged his students to come. He has been teaching for 30 years and has never had a black student.