Next Episode: TBD, 2026
Congratulations on the purchase of your very own Vega Class Starship! Prepare for the cosmic adventure of a lifetime in a vessel crafted with precision and infused with the spirit of exploration, this interstellar marvel promises more than just a ride through the cosmos—it's an experience.
Impossible fuel economy! - Glide through space with our Quantum Harmony drive™, offering mileage that defies the limits of stellar travel. You’ll never need to stop at a sketchy space hub again!
Luxurious Cosmic Comforts! - Why settle for the ordinary when you can enjoy the extraordinary? The Vega Class Starship boasts multiple bathrooms, because when you're cruising the cosmos, every quadrant deserves a lavatory. Say goodbye to bathroom queues, and hello to luxury on demand!
Stellar Entertainment System!* - Elevate your journey with the R.E.A.L..I.T.I.Deck™, a dual-purpose training and entertainment system. Immerse yourself in "Hyper Realistic" graphics powered by Hard Light™ technology, making every voyage a movie-worthy experience.
D.U.S.T.E.R.: The Ultimate Convenience! - Need a quick escape? The D.U.S.T.E.R. is your ticket to instant travel. Just set up a relay, and voila! A commuter experience, so quick it feels like magic.
Propter Terra's Promise: Fun and Productivity! - With our Vega Class Starship, the fun never ends, and productivity knows no bounds! Whether you're exploring new worlds or negotiating inter-galactic treaties, a Vega Class Starship is your trusty companion for a stellar lifestyle.
Step aboard and let us redefine your understanding of luxury space travel. Because in the cosmos, there's no such thing as too many bathrooms or too much entertainment!
Created thanks to the dedicated work of a group of passionate scientists and engineers from the Xanadu institute of technology and based on principles derived from Project S.T.A.R.D.U.S.T. the D.U.S.T.E.R. allows for near instant transport between two points, subject to certain prerequisites:
The distance must be within a range of 30,000 - 40,000km.
While it is possible to use the D.U.S.T.E.R. to transport yourself onto a nearby vessel it should be noted that doing so at below recommended distances will void your products warranty.
Portable transmitters can be used with a class G or higher receiver; however note that your transmitter must have adequate charge to send a lock signal to the receiver.
Signal transmission may be impeded by atmospheres or structures containing high levels of noble gasses such as Argon or heavy metals such as Lead. [DO NOT under any circumstance attempt transmission through high concentrations of noble gasses or heavy metals]
Embark on a journey of unparalleled entertainment and training with the seamlessly integrated R.E.A.L.I.T.I.Deck™. Operating this revolutionary system is as effortless as 1, 2, 3...
Have a certified technician install your New* R.E.A.L..I.T.I.Deck™
(note for optimal operation a dedicated space of 300-57,600 sq feet is required)
Plug in a Genuine R.E.A.L..I.T.I.Deck™ Cartridge**
(don't forget to read the included instructions first)
Elevate your Fun and your Productivity*** with R.E.A.L..I.T.I.Deck™
*R.E.A.L.I.T.I.Deck is sold separately.
**Use of refurbished, used, or any form of tampering with a R.E.A.L.I.T.I.Deck™ releases Propter Terra Corp. from any liability, including but not limited to; being trapped in cyberspace, holo-clone uprisings, death, radiation burns.
***Cartridges sold separately, only use genuine Propter Terra cartridges.
****Fun and productivity are not guaranteed