Simon Livingston

Going head to head with DC for the tour's best golfer, Simon brings both a focused head and a monster drive to the tournament. Whilst a match for anyone in the singles (although he only holds the second best victory -  a 7 and 6 demolition of Hods at Vigiers in 2008) he is also kind enough to be shepherded by the higher handicap holders in the fourballs and foursomes. 

He also travels the furthest to attend the event and feels that any day that doesn't involve a 200 mile journey, 26 holes of golf (carrying your own bag) and a curry is not worth living.

The guiding hand behind the move towards a more adult Captain's Drinks, Simon transported most of Sharps's 2012 offering of Doombar to Stratford for "testing".