TMI

Title: TMI.

Fandom: Star Trek DS9

Pairings: Garak/Bashir.

Rating: PG just barely for some suggestiveness.

Warnings: None.

Beta: None.

Feedback: Yes please.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Some geezers in the movie and television industries do. Damn them.

Summary: Drabble (100 words). Poor Miles really does not want to know certain things.

Link to this drabble on LJ and on DW And on AO3.

As he was leaving, Miles turned in the doorway. “Julian, do me a favor.”

“Yes?”

“Never ask me to fix your replicator again. Get one of the junior engineers, or have Jadzia do it for all I care. Just... don't call me about it ever again, all right?”

“Uh... sure.”

“It's just... there are limits to what I want to know about my friends' late night replicating history. Understand?” He smiled tightly, and then stomped down the corridor before Julian could come up with a reply of more than: “huh?”

Then he connected the dots. “Garak!”

End.