Post date: Jul 12, 2011 1:49:33 AM
He's Back, But J.C., B.O., Bill & Hill, AL "Green" Gore, Gloria Allred, Gov. Jerry Brown, Mayor Villaraigosa, PDiddy, Nancy Grace, Babs, The Freeloading Two From England And The Nun & Priest Panhandling At The Las Vegas Bus Station For Funds For the Vatican Won't Be Along For The Upcoming Adventures. They Were All Demanding Appearance Fees (Just For Being Mentioned), Royalties For Hits With Their Names In Them Or A Piece of Free Art, Which They Could Auction Off On Ebay. They All Wanted Money For Nothing And The Priest Expected Chicks For Free.
Well, after a little layoff, I am back to again to challenge, not only your dispositions, tolerances, objectivity and stamina, but most importantly, the deep crevices of your minds. Have spent the past few weeks developing a new website to get my missives, art, rational recollections of the past and any other absurd and congestive blockages, in my mind, out to the world. I must thank my near and dear, much admired and totally respected friend, Al "Green" Gore, for inventing this super highway of mental paralysis. Think about how more intelligent, social and "truly" communicative we are since this deliverance of manna from his streaking private jet above. Just because he couldn't sing, like his younger brother Al, didn't mean that he had to have a temper tantrum and unleash this plague on us. If, as in the past, you don't want to receive updates, please send your complaints to the person, who suggested I go down this "Gold Leeds Certified" route. After the first 100 notices of rejection, I will personally send you the email address of the individual who suggested I do this. Then you can take your frustrations out on him/her or it (Michael Jackson's estate is off limits). I have learned quite well from my left leaning associates (some of whom would like me to say that they are true friends), to always blame someone else and never, never, never, never accept any responsibility for your actions, thoughts, opinions or guidance. Of course, if you screw something up, really screw it up, but it turns into a "hit", "really cool" or "best suggestion ever", then not only take 100% of the credit, but see if you can squeeze some royalties out it also. Go for it baby and then you'll be in the loop.
This whole process has been somewhat of a frustrating learning experience, but I won't go into that today. You all know how my nose gets bent out of shape when I don't get my way. Seriously, and I mean seriously, I would like your opinions, suggestions or any other comments about my new venture. If you shun me, I will be at your front door with a busload of characters that will have your neighbors forcing you to move. If you have any photographs of us together (not the compromising type), send them. If you have access to individuals from our past, forward my information to them. Also, if you think someone may be interested or EVEN PUT OFF, send my information to them. Make an old man, whose physician recommended Popsicle sticks and two band aids, because Medicare won't provide other pharmaceuticals, to make him happy and live the rest of his days with a smile on his face.
Hope that some of you are enjoying the summer off and not having to attend alternative classes for your lack of attention in our last term. I hope that you will continue the pursuit to be yourself and discover a truly wonderful person within yourself. Have patience and stay committed. I always remind the young to not be in a hurry to get to sometimes "nowhere". Smell the roses, enjoy the GOOD moments, but keep plugging away. It only took me 11 years and 11 colleges and universities to have a few sheepskins on my wall. The mystifying thing is that the interim times gave me more of an education than those institutions were capable of providing. Fortunately, I met many JOHN MICHAEL clones along that journey.
The Crazy Croation (Hunkie to True Friends)
John Michael (Or whatever you knew or know me by)
New Email: jmdodig@gmail.com
New Website: https://sites.google.com/site/johnmichaeldodig
Info: My other email and website will disappear in the next 30 days........hopefully you don't want me to disappear.