Jokes and Riddles 

Question: Why do bowling pins have it so rough?

• Answer: They’re always getting knocked down.

Question: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

• Answer: Because it wasn't peeling well.

Question: Why was the broom running late?

• Answer: It over-swept.

Question: Where did today come before yesterday?

• Answer: The dictionary

Question: If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

• Answer: A secret