Little and Medium Bob (vincegallahan.net)

This was from a Trek/Music Website before the stupid cliches and Facebook Cliques and pet lynching Songwhore Fanboys, there was Holy Poop!: The Little Bob Chronicles, about Tom Brokaw, Pimp-Bot 5000 and a little green yppaHian, who crossover with many fictional characters and meet the hobo Not-So-Little, and later Medium Bob, Little Bob's Father, and they battle Dennis Rodman, Strom Thurman, and Blue M&M, who left Tan M&M near death, who later was cyborged and came to lower himself to Blue's level by trying to shoot him, a tearful speech, and a do-duh-dah-dah, dah-duh-duh-dooh, doh doh doh harp and string instrument sadness thing playd, and "We Need a Hero", and Blue stared at the Sunset, with a change of heart.


Medium Bob was abandoned after some base or ultimate Scorched-Earth Rodman Smeg, and met the Teletubbie Cyborg Shits, Tinky Winky showing Brokaw and the others in the Little Bob Ship, losing percentage to shields and weapons, and there's a sentimental "You Understand Me" thing.

They win, and mos tof the crew move with new crew aboard the Walter Mondale-Class "Spruce Goose",



New Crew


Little Ipsum

Kinda Little Shakey (Coffee Fiend)

Little Physico (Face-Changing nuts who mass-kill and blow themselves up, Stupid= 0 Wussy= 1 Sorta-Physico= 10, Kinda Physico= 100m Physico, 1000= Pretty Physico= 5000 and Grand Physico= Killed Himself), regenerates like Cell

Kinda Little Carl

Kinda little Valerie


The Ships

Intel Class Mk I (LB)

Intel Class Mk II (Mr Pinkelton)

Spam Class Shuttle

C Class Fighter (rectangular cylindrical thing)

Zacho Class Destroyer

Walter Mondale Class

Commie Box Battle Cruiser


yppaH system-

0)--K-----M-------R (Mineral-Rich)

2 3 0

Fighters have 1 Type-IV Plasma Launcher, Intels and Zachos have 4-6 Type VI Plasma Launchers, with a Missile Thingy on the Mk II Intel, Spruce Geese are large, with several shuttles, a few ten thousands of mt Cargo, lots of Toilet Paper, Coffee, a detachacble bridge with a forward Type-V Plasma Launcher, and Medium Bob loved excess weapons, with 6 to 8 improved Type VII Plasma Launchers and 2 Type VIII Plasma Launchers, and it has a Missile Thingy.
otherwise, TNG Warp, landing and fairly advanced, with some sudden crap and hyperactive supersmeg, superbusses, and Captain Fag.