Little and Medium Bob (vincegallahan.net)
This was from a Trek/Music Website before the stupid cliches and Facebook Cliques and pet lynching Songwhore Fanboys, there was Holy Poop!: The Little Bob Chronicles, about Tom Brokaw, Pimp-Bot 5000 and a little green yppaHian, who crossover with many fictional characters and meet the hobo Not-So-Little, and later Medium Bob, Little Bob's Father, and they battle Dennis Rodman, Strom Thurman, and Blue M&M, who left Tan M&M near death, who later was cyborged and came to lower himself to Blue's level by trying to shoot him, a tearful speech, and a do-duh-dah-dah, dah-duh-duh-dooh, doh doh doh harp and string instrument sadness thing playd, and "We Need a Hero", and Blue stared at the Sunset, with a change of heart.
Medium Bob was abandoned after some base or ultimate Scorched-Earth Rodman Smeg, and met the Teletubbie Cyborg Shits, Tinky Winky showing Brokaw and the others in the Little Bob Ship, losing percentage to shields and weapons, and there's a sentimental "You Understand Me" thing.
They win, and mos tof the crew move with new crew aboard the Walter Mondale-Class "Spruce Goose",
New Crew
Little Ipsum
Kinda Little Shakey (Coffee Fiend)
Little Physico (Face-Changing nuts who mass-kill and blow themselves up, Stupid= 0 Wussy= 1 Sorta-Physico= 10, Kinda Physico= 100m Physico, 1000= Pretty Physico= 5000 and Grand Physico= Killed Himself), regenerates like Cell
Kinda Little Carl
Kinda little Valerie
The Ships
Intel Class Mk I (LB)
Intel Class Mk II (Mr Pinkelton)
Spam Class Shuttle
C Class Fighter (rectangular cylindrical thing)
Zacho Class Destroyer
Walter Mondale Class
Commie Box Battle Cruiser
yppaH system-
0)--K-----M-------R (Mineral-Rich)
2 3 0
otherwise, TNG Warp, landing and fairly advanced, with some sudden crap and hyperactive supersmeg, superbusses, and Captain Fag.