Invasion of the Sexy Chimps 3

Blame Drakyth and Zuhane for this one.

I downloaded this game trilogy after watching Drakyth's Videos on I and III, so here goes:

II has you journeying to battle a little boy called "Granola" who was abused by his Father.

And III has you going into a Nunnery.

Nun: Okay Boys, LET's GET 'IM.

*Battle*

Then you journey forwards.

Nun II: You'll Never Escape the Nunnery!

*Battle II*

Then you escape.

Hulk Hogan: Thank God. I Escaped the Nunnery.

Then you encounter some high-pitched voice Rapper.

"What's up, Home-Dog."

"Ready.

"People call me Ginger..."

"And I DONT THINK THAT's NICE!@!!"

"You double-Cross me, and I"m as COLD as ICE..."

"I'm an angry lad, I *sputters*, sorry,let me start again..."

"I"m an Angry Lad, I get Real Mad, when I'm Mad I turn Bad I killed my own Dad!"

"I'm a Bad-Ass Leprechaun scorting Coke, I once killed a Bear in a Single Poke..."

"When I eat a Banana, I throw the skin, on the ground, rather than in a bin..."

"I Gave a Vasectomy to my Grandad..."

Hulk Hogan Punches his explosive Ass.

Hulk Hogan: Shut up!!! Fucking Retard Shithead!!!

Then he goes to the end, and some deep voice yells "That BOY you killed was GRANOLA!!! He was nothing but a PAWN ruled by me!!!"

TBC in Invasion of the Sexy Chimps IV!!!

Not made, but Game IV woulda had him baeating the Sexy Chimps once and for all, I'd think.

Also, the OST Track for this game is some Germans singing to the tune of Aqua's "Barbie Girl" Song: "All Bitches should return to the Kitchen."

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