Deadman!!!

This is a hopelessly lost, yet cool Tokusatsu series, that I'll insanely, hatefully, ass-slappingly preserve for y'all Homeboys and Flygirls to cherish like a Puppy at the 4th of July!!!

Deadman, is a story about a lone Tokusatsu Hero, a weird "for fun" live-action series (despite being done on a LEGO Studios Camera), where a brief bit of (Peefucker) Reality transmorphs like a hip catchphrase upperfly Big Daddy ZG hood into a Fantasy/Adventure series.

He is normal humanoid size, although his powers are made up, and he revolves around the "What if a Tokusatsu Series Guy sees Dead People?" idea, and his les monikors antiraped Des Plaines is Bryan Addams.

Get it?????? Bryan Addams = Deadman. And I probably never gave him that "how did he get his powers" explanation due to simply letting the opportunity slip. Things change, and he spends the first episode of (Both me Lego Studios Series were four episodes of weirdo shorts that could have aired on Nickelodeon), Deadman going to War Games (a Hooky Jukebox's dream of Napoleonics Class I went through in 2000-2001, where some Plain, but sweet long black-haired girl came on to him, he faints after screaming like some Goddamn poorly dubbed Hong Kong Character, and faints, and he is then kidnapped by pirates.

These are the Crimson Permanent Assurance, who do generic Pirate-y things in the "Sailing Building" (<---Creative names DO NOT MATTER; - that is their ship, and it is deliciously unique.,.), and they question him ruthlessly after he wakes up, being a half-assed damned goofy, yet believable guy, and when he morphs into Deadman to save them from some Action Figure monster I don't remember (but could outdo even while having my Liver, Spleen and Intestines removed while tied to a chair in a warehouse by a psychic Centipede and John Ashcroft), they accept him as one of them.

They then go the Season "ONLY" arc going to a generic unnamed island to find the Mork Treasure (I know, Gawrshh the Toy Cowboy, over on Jeopardy!, claimed the SNL cast hated each other and tried to murder Gerald Ford and Anne Mclaughlin in 1976, but it was *NOT* related to Mork from Family Matters: The Next Generation of Everybody Hates Chris, "The Mork Treasure" was a goofy name I made up, so suck on it)...

They go look for the Treasure, Bryan turns into Deadman and fights a monster, murdering them with the "Ultimate Power Beam Wave", resembling Ultramens' Finishing move, although I was barely aware of Ultraman, much less his finishing move, and that's the uberformulaic Episode (This isn't a Manga)

In Episode 3, Ultimate Paladin, Played by Steven Cardenas appears with poor explanation and finishes off the monsters, two legendary demons, where I used two silvery rubber figures I bought at a smelly Mexican Toys/Computer Parts Store, one of which looked much like Ryan Steele's Season 1 Virtual Armor (posisbly by a handful of guys who were vaguely aware of that show), and were based on an easily upset communist shithead's abusive bull dyke and apathetic punk parents.

F*** them.

(AFTER GETTING BEATEN DOWN AND FED CHILL PILLS BY A LITTLE MONKEY ON A CLOUD)

Deadman and Ultimate Paladin and the Crimson Permanent Assurance obviously never find the treasure, and this could go on for fun for over 13 seasons, but the show had them threatened by some RPG Maker Monster I didn't name and can't remember more than ONE THING of, but it was fun, and I would like you to imagine and draw Images/Audio/Movies/Somerandomguy/John Goodman from all of this, so that this eradicated series does not totally blown to smithereens by the uncaring.

Deadman's Bryan Addams in his "Grey Combo Ranger" Halloween Costume made by his Mind-Flaying Nanny, a silver jumpsuit with black shoulder flaps and black and white chestband, with Wood-Chipping Goggles and Gloves and Black Rainboots.

And I used Pirate Bendy with no hook to be "Captain Hookless", the Al Gore Worshippingly awful Turd-Eatingly Terroris(BAD) Monster in all of Tokusatsu, he was the monster with no explanation who tried to get revenge on the Crimson Permanent Assurance and died in the episode.