Clif Bars: Humanity's Greatest School Snack

Sukhi Shergill, Tristan Lepe- October 18th 2022

Most of us have gone through the trouble of needing a quick snack whenever we’re in a pinch. Maybe you're working out and you need something light to eat. Or, maybe you’re starving at school, waiting for the incredibly long block period to be over, needing a snack to satisfy your hunger. Well, we have the perfect solution for you: Clif Bars. Now you may have seen the bar around school or at Belair not really knowing what it was and passing it off as a normal bar, but you’re wrong. It's one of humanity’s greatest creations; it's a super bar that tastes delightful while fulfilling your snack needs. While the bar comes in many different flavors, the one above the rest is the White Chocolate Macadamia Nut. This bar, specifically this flavor, can be considered a creation of the Gods of Olympus, hell, maybe even the thing that allowed Hercules to defeat the Nemean Lion. The Cliff Bar perfectly blends the chewy white chocolate with the crunchy macadamia nut that it becomes its own delectable flavor unrivaled by other bars. This scrumptious taste paired with the healthy oats, and the rectangular shape about the size of a small phone make it the perfect bar to energize you in a light snack. It is so powerful that it can give you enough energy to steal the moon, like our athletic Gru! So, if you are in dire need of a snack that tastes delicious, gives you energy and can even make you the modern day Socrates, give the bar a try.