Pilot G-2s: The World's Greatest Pen
Violet Oliver - October 2nd, 2023
It’s no secret that everyone has a favorite pen. Or pencil, for that matter. It’s the one that pops into your head the second you’re asked to write. It’s the one that sits there in that specific part of your pencil case, waiting for your fingers to grace its presence. Or your pocket. Or the bottom of your backpack. Or on your floorboard behind a receipt you haven’t touched for a week.
But the pen of all pens, the Harvey Specter of pens, the Michael Scott, the Walter White, the pen. Of. All. PENS. Will do more than just sit in those specific areas. It will call to you like a bird in the cool evening. You don’t look for it - it looks for you.
That’s what a Pilot-G2 Premium Gel Roller Pen 0.5mm does. It doesn’t run from you during your hard times. When you search in your backpack during a time of desperate need, that Paper Mate Gel Pen won’t save you. No. It’ll fall between cracks you didn’t even know existed. It doesn’t want you. It doesn’t want to be on your team.
But the Pilot-G2 Premium Gel Roller Pen 0.5mm will always be there for you. With a slim handle and a small grip, you can hold your premium gel roller in any position you desire. It doesn’t judge! However… a Paper Mate Gel Pen will. With a handle thicker than Kylie Kardashian at her peak, it’ll force you to conform to societal standards. Your typical, two finger hold. No. You deserve more than that. You deserve to be loved.
You deserve to be the unique you that you are with a pen that will appear at any waking moment. Literally. Keep them by your bedside, and those moments where you jolt awake because you haven’t done your homework that’s due in three hours (you chose to sleep at 4 am) will be done within seconds. And more. It’ll be done with style that cannot be copied by any other pen.
Don’t be fooled. They’ve tried to copy the greatness that is a Pilot-G2 0.5 pen… with a Pilot-G2 0.7mm Pen. In all colors. Limited edition. Swirly designs. Sounds fancy, doesn’t it? Well. It’s not fancy when you see ink so thick it makes your eyes water. You have to change the size of your handwriting just to comprehend a point so thick. Sure, you love your 0.7 lead in your fancy papermate mechanical pencil. You hate your 0.9 lead (Sukhi Sergill). But this isn’t the minor leagues. This is the big boy tournament, so sit your butt down and put down your basic mechanical pencils for something of the ages - a Pilot G2 Premium Gel Roller 0.5mm.
Miss out on trends (I heavily support). Stay true to yourself. That doesn’t include your mechanical pencils, your erasable pens, nor your other branded pens. No. That’s lying to yourself. You’re telling yourself that you don’t deserve greatness. Well, I’ll tell you what you won’t tell yourself. You deserve to treat yourself tonight. So open Amazon, or get in your car and drive your happy self to any nearby store, and purchase it. You deserve to write in style. You deserve to be loved by something, even if you don’t love it.
That’s not an opinion. That’s a fact.
Sukhi Shergill - October 2nd, 2023
If you need any more convincing on why Pilot G2s are the best pens in the world, let me show you the difference between the other pens. Right now in your pen case, you will probably see that you have Paper Mate pens, BIC pens, a Uni-Ball pen, and, if you were feeling frisky one day, Gel Pens. Have you ever noticed the way these pens write? How the ball of the pens simply does not dispense ink the way it should? How when you write, there will be tiny, but noticeable gaps in the letters you are writing? Or how difficult it can be just to get the ink on the paper? I do not know what it is about the Paper Mate or BIC pens, but they can never get ink on the paper the way they should. The Pilot G2 pens however, have never seemed to have this problem.
Everytime I write with a Pilot G2 pen, the ink magically flows from the pen down to the paper without the ball ever stopping to create the noticeable gaps. Pilot G2 pens achieve this through high tech roller balls that dispense gel ink, that way you get fluidity in your writing with just a simple ballpoint pen. Look at the image for proof, the Paper Mate and BIC pens look like a crayon scribble compared to the Pilot G2 that looks like a fresh printer. The fluidity and smoothness of these pens will forever be unmatched by any other regular pens.
Now I know what you are thinking, yeah the Pilot G2s are smooth but they are not as colorful as my little Gel Pens or Uni-Ball pens, but that is where you might be mistaken. Pilot G2s come in a variety of colors, they even have pastel and darker versions of one color. They will make any colored notes you need to take infinitely prettier. With all this in mind, I beg you to take a look at these pens next time you need to buy one, it might change your life for the better.
