Anomalies

Understanding Bully Anomalies

Bully Anomalies are a unique class of entities, objects, and phenomena that operate outside the boundaries of common sense and conventional physics, driven by one singular purpose: to bully. These anomalies range from mischievous but manageable to dangerously aggressive, each employing familiar bully tactics to target their victims—whether through wedgies, swirlies, wet willies, or other forms of harassment traditionally associated with schoolyard torment.

Unlike ordinary bullies, however, Bully Anomalies are often endowed with supernatural, paranormal, or even extraterrestrial capabilities, making them far more unpredictable and dangerous than any human counterpart. Some are sentient entities capable of targeting victims with precision, while others are cursed or enchanted objects that act independently, affecting anyone who comes into contact with them.

Types of Bully Anomalies

Bully Anomalies fall into several broad categories, each defined by their method of operation and level of threat:

Entity Class: These are sentient beings, often spectral or supernatural in nature, whose sole purpose is to inflict embarrassment or discomfort through physical or psychological bullying. Common examples include ghostly figures capable of delivering unprovoked wedgies or poltergeists who specialize in splash-based swirlies.

Object Class: These anomalies are inanimate, often cursed or enchanted objects that inflict torment on anyone within their vicinity. For example, a possessed pair of underwear that stretches itself into a wedgie without any human interaction or a toilet that seemingly attracts swirlies.

Environmental Class: Some anomalies are tied to specific locations—haunted restrooms, locker rooms, or schoolyards where unexplained bullying incidents frequently occur. These environments may harbor invisible forces or energies that cause wedgies, swirlies, and similar bully-related incidents without any apparent source.

Hybrid Class: In rare cases, anomalies may exhibit both sentience and physical traits, such as a creature that can transform into a common object before attacking with a bully maneuver. These are among the most difficult to track and contain.

Anomalies Database

Our Anomalies Database is a comprehensive and evolving collection of all known Bully Anomalies. Each entry in the database provides a detailed profile of the anomaly, including its classification, threat level, appearance, behavior, and any special containment procedures. Our goal is to document every encounter and create a deep understanding of these entities to protect the public from their chaotic and disruptive nature.

Threat Levels

Each Bully Anomaly is assigned a threat level, based on the severity of its actions and the difficulty of containment:

Low Threat (Green): Mostly harmless and often more of an inconvenience than a true danger. These anomalies typically cause minor embarrassment but are easily contained.

Moderate Threat (Yellow): These anomalies are more aggressive and can cause physical or psychological harm, though they are still manageable with the proper containment protocols.

High Threat (Red): These are extremely dangerous anomalies that target multiple victims or show a relentless ability to harass and inflict damage. Immediate containment and caution are required when dealing with Red-level threats.

Extreme Threat (Black): Reserved for the most powerful and elusive anomalies that pose a global or widespread risk. These anomalies are often capable of circumventing standard containment methods, requiring special intervention by W.E.D.G.I.E.E.'s elite agents.

Reporting and Investigating Anomalies

If you believe you’ve encountered a Bully Anomaly, it's crucial to report it through our secure channels. Every new anomaly reported contributes to our growing understanding of these threats. The Reports Page is available to submit any suspected anomaly sightings, and all submissions are carefully evaluated by our investigative team for verification and containment.

Stay vigilant—bully anomalies can strike anywhere, from public spaces to private homes, and no one is truly safe from their reach. With your help, W.E.D.G.I.E.E. can continue to neutralize these threats and keep humanity safe from their disruptive and humiliating effects.

List of Anomalies