Bully Anomaly 005 - Purple Nurple Mirror

Threat level - Green

Anomalous type - Object

Bully Anomaly 005, also known as the Purple Nurple Mirror, is an antique mirror made of a wooden frame surrounding a glass panel with a golden backing, which is highly strange as glass mirrors with metal backings are of a more modern invention and evidence shows of this mirror existing for hundreds of years. This leads to two conclusions, either BA 005 is able to change its form to match the type or mirror most commonly used in that era, or there is more than one of BA 005.

BA 005 has the unique property of being able to generate purple, ghostly hands out of thin air. Whenever an adult human or humanoid steps in front of this mirror, BA 005 will generate as many hands as it needs to expose the subject's nipples, if they have any, and promptly twist them in opposing directions.

Tests have been held to see the limits of BA 005, and so far, we have gathered that:

1.  Only living beings that actually have nipples can activate BA 005's effects

1.5 Robots, pictures, cardboard cutouts, and clones genetically modified to not have nipples will not activate BA 005

2.  BA 005 will generate as many hands as it needs to take off, move, or lift any object in the way of the subject's nipples

3.  So far, there is nothing that will prevent the hands from getting to the subject's nipples.

4. There is no limit to the amount of people who can activate BA 005's ability at once. As long as a piece of them is reflected in the mirror, BA 005 will give them a titty twister.

With this information, BA 005 is to be locked up in a sealed room with two robot drones to do any needed maintenance. If a human person is needed to enter the room for any reason outside of further testing, the drones are instructed to turn BA 005 away from the entrance with a cloth draped over the anomaly to further prevent the person entering from being seen in the mirror.

It is not known if BA 005 has a consciousness, all signs so far point to no, but further testing is needed to be 100% sure.