BA - 015

Bully Anomaly 015 - Bu Lee's Hand

Threat level - Yellow

Anomalous type - Object

Bully Anomaly 015, also known as The Hand of Bu Lee, or Bu Lee's Hand, is a severed, glowing, red left hand that originally belonged to an ancient, mystical bully known as Bu Lee. Bu Lee was a powerful, ancient sorceress who used her immense power to bully people far and wide, until she was defeated by [Redacted], who then proceeded to chop the ancient bully into many pieces and hid them to prevent the powerful bully from ever being resurrected.

Centuries later, one of Bu Lee's hands was found by [Redacted], and before they could use it to cause any harm, WEDGIEE agents managed to apprehend them and relieve them of their new hand.

After extensive testing, it has been proven that the only way to use the powers of BA - 015 is for the wielder to chop off their own hand, just below the wrist, and firmly press BA - 015 to their open wound, and BA - 015 will magically seal the wound, connecting the wielder to itself. Once connected, the wielder will gain the ability to telekenetically act as a sort of "phantom bully", being able to deliver wedgies, wet willies, spankings, and noogies from upp to 6 miles away in any given direction. They just have to think of a target, what they want to do to them, then flick their first two fingers upwards, and they can give devastating wedgies, or stick a finger in their mouth then in the air in front of them for a wet willy, or any other motion while thinking of a target in the 6 mile radius, and that motion will happen to them as if you are there.

Because of how powerful it is, 015 must be kept in a highly secure location that can only be accessed by [Redacted]. It has recently been permitted to be used by Agent Shane.