Bully Anomaly 018 - Bully Annihilating Knife

Threat level - Green

Anomalous type - Object

Bully Anomaly 018, also known as the Bully Annihilating Knife, is a large hunting knife with a butt shaped cut out on the back of the blade, a dark red grip, and a torn piece of pink panties with a white waistband tied to the pommel.

At first glance, BA 018 looks like a normal knife, all-be-it, if you ignore the piece of torn panties tied to the pommel. But after extensive testing, and old legends surrounding this blade, it has been determined that this knife has the ability to turn bullies into nerds by "cutting" away at their bulliness. While the blade is unable to physically harm those it cuts, the more the blade is swiped at someone, the nerdier that person becomes. Some believe that this proves people have "auras" that determine weather one is a bully or a nerd, and that this knife is damaging the "bully aura" until all that's left is a nerdy one. Tests are currently underway to determine if these "auras" actually exist.

According to legend, this knife is hundreds of years old, crafted by a huntswoman who was ostracized by her community, and wedgied daily, until she managed to make a knife using some "ancient knowledge" she claims was given to her by God, currently theorized to be [Redacted]. With this new knife, the huntress was able to "hunt" everyone in the community who bullied her until they were nerdier than her, switching the roles, allowing her to become the bully. After this, the knife has been spotted around many communities across many different time periods and continents, always before entire communities or certain individuals are seemingly changed over night, causing them to become more nerdy.

Eventually, in the mid 20th century, WEDGIEE operatives managed to get their hands on BA 018, allowing us to finally contain it. It is now kept in the unofficial WEDGIEE headquarters, where it sits in a safe only select agents have access to. The most common wielders of BA 018 is Agent Hood, who routinely duel wields it with her standard issue gun for cases of emergency and needing to quickly neutralize a threat.