Bully Anomaly 001 - GOD

Threat level - Black

Anomalous type - Entity

Bully Anomaly 001, known by many names, but more commonly known as 2CFS, is the original, and most powerful anomaly WEDGIEE has ever known. Very few have been able to get a good look as BA 001 since as soon as you're close to being able to see it, it will disappear from sight, reappearing behind you, and giving you a devastating atomic wedgie, blinding you with your own underwear, before disappearing from the area.

From what details people have been able to catch of BA 001, it appears to be a dark red, horned demon man of slightly below average height and with vaguely African American facial features. There are also accounts of BA 001 sporting a more feminine look, but it is currently unknown if BA 001 is able to change their appearance or if there's a second entity that resembles BA 001.

BA 001 has been reported to be seen wearing an all-black "superhero" suit with red trimming and a red half cape. There are also reports of BA 001 wearing orange shorts and purplish boots, but all of these reports have been for BA 001's supposed "female form".

BA 001 has been interviewed by field agent Shane after he gave her an atomic wedgie, but before he teleported away. From the brief interview, we have been able to collect that BA 001 claims to be the creator and one true god of our and 2 other universes, BA 001 will commonly appear in either places of great bullying or places where he can easily find a nerd to bully to his leisure, BA 014 was his hand, and all sources of bully anomalies originate from him. BA 001 then teleported away before Agent Shane could think up any more questions to ask while she stalled for back up.

Every attempt to capture and contain BA 001 has been a failure so far as every method we have of blocking teleportation has been met with failure, leading to all agents in the area to be given wedgies before BA 001 disappears. In our last attempt to capture BA 001, we used the info Agent Shane was able to get for use and tried to summon him by summoning BA 014 while the room was full of hundreds of D-Class personnel being bullied by WEDGIEE agents who all took off their underwear before entering the room, ensuring BA 001 nor BA 014 could given them wedgies.

At first, this attempt seemed like a success since he did not immediately teleport away after giving everyone in the area a wedgie, and it did validate BA 001's claim of BA 014 being his own hand as he did appear by BA 014 appearing before shrinking down to a more normal size as more of the body appeared through the portal.

As soon as BA 001 appeared in the room, he looked around, slowly, before smiling and snapping the fingers on his left hand, teleporting a new slightly too small pair of panties onto every agent in the room. Then, with that same wicked grin on his face, he began cracking each individual knuckle on his left hand, cracking a new knuckle every 9 minutes. With each minute, a new type of wedgie was inflicted onto the agents. All while that was happening, several copies of BA 006 appeared in front of each D-Class personnel and half of them had their heads shoved into the blue portals while the other half were given tripple wet willies. After 9 minutes, with each crack of one of his knuckles, what happened to the D-Class would switch. The half that first had their heads shoved into BA 006 were pulled out before being given triple wet willies, and the half that were given the wet willies had their heads shoved into the portals.

After every knuckle on BA 001's left hand was cracked twice, he smiled a warmer, more genuine smile, thanked us for the "gift" before asking how we knew it was his birthday, he then teleported away, but not before saying he would be leaving us a gift.

After he teleported away in a red mist, a piece of paper was left in his place. The paper had instructions on how to build [Redacted] a new anomaly he was apparently planning on making.

So far, there is seemingly no way to capture BA 001, but new attempts will be made.