Bully Anomaly 004 - The Wedgie Bear

Threat level - Yellow with potential to be red

Anomalous class - Hybrid

BA 004, also known as, Yanko the Wedgie Bear, is a sentient teddy bear, possessed by the soul of a perverted gang member who was offed by his gang after he lost control of his urges and gave the gang leader's wife a "massive" wedgie. Before he fully passed away, Wedrick "Yanko" Yanker used a magic amulet he had stolen from a mystic and used it to transfer his soul into an abandoned stuffed animal (pictured below) he had found in the alley way his body was dumped in.

Using this new body, Wedrick, now only going by his nickname, Yanko, tricks naive, innocent "wedgie girls" into taking him home so he can wedgie them as much as he wants while pretending to be a regular stuffed animal. Eventually, they break down and beg him to stop or how to get rid of him, and he claims he'll only leave them alone if they can sell or give him away to another dorky girl.

He can also use the amulet to switch to different bodies, allowing him to infiltrate the homes of dorky women who are into different types of stuffed animals.

He is currently being detained in a secure room in a secret WEDGIEE facility where he is as far away from any other stuffed animal or dorky girl as possible while we run tests to figure out what are the limits to his body swapping abilities and if he can be rehabilitated enough to be turned into an asset for WEDGIEE. Some of the more dorky researchers claim he somehow switched bodies with a small stuffed animal she kept in her lab for comfort and used it to wedgie her, but this cannot be true since cameras in his cell clearly show him walking around, still in his cell, at the time of the incident. The scientist's stuffed animal has since been confiscated and locked into the cell with BA 004.

After the previously stated incident, BA 004 has since seceded all movement in his cell, returning to his false "toy state", most likely in an attempt to trick us into believing he has somehow found a way to escape, but we cannot be tricked. We will wait for him to co-opperate for as long as we need to.