BA - 006

BA 006 - Swirly Vortex

Threat level - Green

Anomalous Type - Object

Bully Anomaly 006, also known as the Swirly Vortex, is a blue, swirling portal, usually barely bigger than half of a normal person's body. BA 006 will randomly appear in places where pools of water are, usually bathrooms. BA 006 leads to a dimension that, so far, is seemingly only filled with turbulent, swirling toilet water.

BA 006 seemingly emits a weird aura that makes those around it curious enough to stuff their own heads into the portal, making them give themselves swirlies, repeatedly pulling their heads out long enough to breath before stuffing it back in. This process will repeat for the next hour. After a swirly session, BA 006 will disappear and reappear in a completely separate location to repeat the process.

There is currently no known way to keep BA 006 permanently contained, but the possible spawning location can be manipulated by having massive bathrooms in our facilities with lots of D-Class personnel to stuff their own heads into the portal, thus keeping it in WEDGIEE facilities more often to prevent it from interacting with the wider public.

Tests are currently being held to see if BA 006 can be manipulated to bring people to other dimensions other than BA 006-1 (the toilet water dimension). And results of the test will be added onto this report later in an addendum only accessible to those with the correct clearance level to read it.

Addendum:

After extensive testing, and several security breaches, it has been discovered that when BA 006 is exposed to BA 010, under circumstances that are currently redacted, BA 006 can change to a red color [as seen below] before opening up into a portal that can be seen through, leading to another universe, henceforth known as BA 006-2, a more cyberpunk version of Las Vegas full of anomalies and strip clubs.

More testing is underway to see if new universes can be accessed via this method and if so, how?