Threat level - Green
Anomalous type - Object
Bully anomaly 020, colloquially known as the Red Hot Hand, is a bronze statue depicting a right hand with a perpetually glowing red palm and fingers, as if they're hot, affixed to a wooden plate at the bottom. Despite the red glow, BA 020 is quite cold when the temperature is measured.
When touched, disembodied red hands will spawn behind the person who touched it, and will proceed to spank them until their bottoms are practically glowing red. With the exception of the moment of impact, these phantom hands, designated as BA 020-1, are intangible, and nothing so far has stopped them from striking their target.
Tests were conducted to determine if there's an upper limit to the amount of people BA 020 and BA 020-1 could spank at once. There is, and that limit is 5 people at once. When more than 5 people have touched BA 020, only the first 5 will be spanked, but as soon as 1 has been finished, the 6th person will begin feeling the unavoidable stings. This continues until everyone who has touched the statue has been spanked.
Upon further testing, it's been determined that the average length of time BA 020-1 will spend spanking their target is 3 hours, though this varies greatly depending on the size of the rear that is being spanked. One such example is when temporary recruit [Redacted] was tasked with touching BA 020. When done, the time spent being spanked was recorded at just under 4 and a half hours.
Because of the Green threat level, BA 020 will, for the time being, be stored in a crate, where it will be shipped off to the hidden storage facility in [Redacted], Nebraska. If it is ever to be needed, or has to be tested on again, a small team of agents with a security clearance of 2 or higher will be tasked with retrieving it.