BA - 013

Bully Anomaly 013 - Masochistic Slime

Threat level - Green

Anomalous type - Entity

Bully Anomaly 013, also known as the Masochistic Slime, is a bright pink, semi-translucent, gelatinous creature, with 2 slits in its continuous surface that some researchers have theorized are serve a purpose similar to eyes, allowing the anomaly to "see". BA 013 is a simple creature that while alive, and seemingly sentient, does not seem to have any desires outside of its continued existence.

After extensive testing, it has been determined that BA 013 has the intelligence level of a small mammal, like a cat or dog, which allows it to understand human speech and follow commands to an extent. 

BA 013 has the unique property of transforming pain and embarrassment into pleasure, but only for whatever sapient being is currently in contact with it. While in contact with BA 013, sources of pain and embarrassment, no matter the source, be it wedgies, swirlies, wet willies, up titty twisters, will instead register for the sapient being as the greatest pleasure imaginable. The level of pleasure is directly correlated with the level of pain or embarrassment one would typically feel outside of contact with BA 013.

The feeling of pleasure tends to linger after contact with BA 013 has ceased, with the memories of the event remaining pleasurable but the feeling of pain or embarrassment slowly returning once contact has been broken. When pain or embarrassment has been reapplied, subjects have noted that they still feel good, but some pain or embarrassment has begun to seep back into their nervous system.

BA 013 also has the ability to shape shift into any form, but still keeping its pink, gelatinous appearance. The anomaly also doesn't seem to be injured when split into many parts, and it retains the ability to control these smaller parts, and will almost immediately try and bring itself back together, Ba 013 also doesn't seemingly need to eat or sleep, but it does tend to enjoy "digesting" slices of pizza every once in a while, or staying in one place for ours on in, which some members of staff chose to interrupt as the anomaly "sleeping".

There has been numerous petitions for pieces of BA 013 to be broken off from the original and given to all members of staff of Site 27 to help reduce the physical and mental damages caused by the some-what frequent anomalous break out attempts that have happened over the years, but the requests have continuously been denied by The Council. Their reasoning is they fear that being split into so many parts would be detrimental to the health of BA 013, which to be frank, I find is bullshit. The Council has not given a shit about any anomaly's health before, I just don't know the reason they act like they care about this one's.

But because of the above mentioned points, The Council has compromised and allowed BA 013 to freely wander around Site 27, allowing it to be used by whoever is nearby and needs its assistance whenever.