(A)

Alpha Mike Foxtrot. A fond farewell to an enemy; Adios Mother Fucker!

Arse. Bottom. Arse head, arse face, arse bandit etc.

(B)

Bampot. (Scottish) A silly or insane individual.

Base Moi. (French) Fuck me!.

Bawbag. (Scottish) Scrotum. Balls.

Bell End. The end of a penis. As in, “You’re a right bell end!”

Bint. (Geordie) Female derogatory term.

Branleur. (French) Wanker.

(C)

Cluster Fuck. A right, proper mess.

Cock Womble. An idiot.

Connard. (French) Asshole.

Connasse. (French) Cunt!.

(D)

Dégage! (French) Piss off!

Divvy. Stupid person.

(F)

Fecking. (Irish) Regional slang used to replace the “F” word.

Ferme ta gueule. (French) Shut the fuck up.

Fils de pute. (French) Son of a bitch.

Fox Oscar. Fuck off!

Fuafup. Fucked up and fucked up proper.

Fumtu. Fucked up more than usual.

Fubar. Fucked up, beyond all recognition.

(G)

Gipping. Disgusting.

Gronk. An unattractive member of the opposite sex.

(J)

J. Arthur. Masturbation. Rhyming slang. “I’m going for a J. Arthur.”

Je m'en fou. (French) I don't give a shit.

Jobby. (Scottish) Excrement. Shit.

(K)

Knob Head. Also, dick head. Person with male appendage attached to their forehead.

Kono Yarou. (Japanese) You shit!

Kutabare. (Japanese) Drop dead!

(L)

Lavvy heid. (Scottish) Toilet head. Somebody who is full of crap.

La vache. (French) Oh crap!

(M)

Mackem. (Geordie) Historical derogatory term used by Geordies to describe inhabitants of a nearby town. Often used by Dasilva in heated situations.

Merde. (French) Shit.

Minging. Disgusting.

Munter. (Geordie) Person of little intelligence or ability.

(N)

Nafod. No apparent fear of death.

Numpty. (Scottish) Idiot.

(P)

Pissed. Alternatively, either angry, drunk, or possibly both.

Pissing Contest. A heated argument.

Pork Sword. Penis.

Pure Tit. An extremely stupid person.

Putain. (French) Fuck.

(S)

Safu. Self adjusting fuck up.

Salope. (French) Bitch/slut.

Sapfu. Surpassing all previous fuck-ups.

Scabby Bassa. (Scottish) A person of dubious parentage who is covered with scabs.

Shit Faced. Drunk.

Shit the Bed. An expression of extreme disbelief.

Skimmer. Crew of any ship other than a hunter-killer. The term refers to an ancient rivalry between surface crew and submariners; “He’s a fucking skimmer!”

Snafu. Situation normal, all fucked up!

Spanner. A heavy, dull and blunt tool.

Susfu. Situation unchanged, still fucked up.

(T)

Tarfu. Things are really fucked up.

Tatty Bo-jangles. Testicles.

T'es un salaud. (French) You're a bastard.

Tit head. A stupid person.

Tits Up. Broken. The shit has hit the fan. It’s all gone tits up.

(V)

Va te faire enculer. (French) Go fuck yourself!

Va te faire foutre. (French) Fuck you!

(W)

Wanker. A person who plays with themselves.

Whisky Tango Foxtrot. (W.T.F.) What the fuck?