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Happy jumps are a great way to boost your happiness and maximize gains, but they come with a serious risk—overdosing on ecstasy. Since ecstasy has the highest OD rate of any drug in Torn, a bad roll can leave you with zero gains and a massive loss of expensive supplies. That’s where DeadYohan’s Happy Jump Insurance comes in.
By insuring your happy jump, you protect yourself from the inevitable and ensure that even if luck isn’t on your side, you’ll have everything you need to jump again as soon as possible.
How It Works
How It Works
💊 Just before you jump, send DeadYohan a Xanax with the message "HJ insurance."
⏳ This covers you for the next 2 hours.
🚀 Complete your jump.
✅ If you don’t OD, awesome! No further action needed.
💀 If you do OD, forward the log of your OD to DeadYohan in-game.
📦 He will send you 4 Xanax, 5 EDVDs, and 1 Ecstasy to fully replace your lost supplies.
You’ll still need to fly to Switzerland for rehab and wait for your OD cooldown to expire, but once you’re back in action, you’ll have a full set of supplies to jump again immediately.
Minimize the Setback—Maximize Your Gains
Minimize the Setback—Maximize Your Gains
Faction leadership highly recommends this service as a way to protect your investments and keep your training on track. Overdoses are inevitable, but with Happy Jump Insurance, they don’t have to be a disaster.
Stay smart, stay insured—hit up DeadYohan before your next jump!
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