Happy jumping

🧫 The Qualifications:

Before initiating your first Happy Jump, ensure you meet the following criteria:
✅ Be at least level 15 – There is a risk of overdose each time you Happy Jump. Don't attempt this before you are able to fly to rehab.
✅ Reside in a Private Island – Happy Jumping is not worth it if your base Happy isn’t high enough. A Private Island provides the necessary conditions for maximum gains.
✅ Your current happy bar must be full – If it’s not full, fly to Switzerland and rehab at least one tick to refill your happy bar to its maximum.
✅ Read this guide carefully – Failure to understand the process may lead to wasted materials and costly errors. Digest the information fully before proceeding.

🧫 The Materials:

Gather the following before beginning your Happy Jump:

🔬 5 EDVDs

• When the Faction Supply Matching Program is active, we will provide 2 EDVDs

  • To request EDVDs, submit screenshots of your 3 EDVDs and at least 750E in the #supply channel on Discord.

⚡ 1000E & No Active Drug Cooldowns

• You can "stack" to 1000 Energy by taking 4 Xanax. You will need to wait until each one's cooldown (CD) is finished before taking the next one. This will take 24-32 hours to complete.

• If you start your jump before your last drug CD ends, you won't be able to take the Ecstasy and your jump will be significantly less effective.

💊 1 Ecstasy

🎟️ At least 30 Points for an Energy Refill

🧫 The Procedure:

1. Wait until the clock is just past one of the 15-minute increments

   • Happy resets to its maximum every 15 minutes, so start at xx:00, xx:15, xx:30, or xx:45 or you might lose your happy boost before you can jump.

2. Consume 5 "Erotic DVD" one after another

3. Use an Ecstasy

4. Use all your Energy (1000E) to train in a gym

   • Make sure you're training in your best gym and focusing on the best stat available.

5. Go into Points Building and refill your Energy (30 Points Cost)

6. Use that Energy to train in a gym again

You did it! 🚀 You’ve successfully completed a Happy Jump.

🧫 Risk Mitigation:

While Happy Jumping is a highly optimized method for training, there is always a small chance of overdosing (OD) when taking Ecstasy, which would ruin your jump and waste expensive materials. To protect against this risk, our faction offers an HJ Insurance Program.

If you overdose on Ecstasy during your jump, the policy will reimburse you for the following:

• 5 EDVDs

• 4 Xanax

• 1 Ecstasy

How to Enroll in HJ Insurance:

1. Just before starting your jump, send 1 Xanax to DeadYohan with the message: "HJ insurance"

2. This covers you for two hours, so send it just before starting your jump.

3. If you overdose on Ecstasy, submit the event log to DeadYohan in-game to claim your insurance payout!

This program ensures that one bad roll doesn’t set you back millions—protect yourself before jumping!