Seems its election year all the time now. Thanks to the Supreme Court for this one. This is from April, 2014.
Lyrics
Gonna get me a politician, to advocate my position.
You don't know what you're missin' 'till you get one.
'Cause money equals speech you know, so if you've got a lot of dough
You can go and buy a politician.
But lest you think just one will do, you really ought to get you two.
That way your can speak 'bout twice as loud.
Or maybe three or even four, with lots of dough you could get more.
A great big flock of politicians.
Seems like a great way to invest, they speak for you, get you the best
Of everything you'll ever want or need (like more dough).
The more you have to spread around, the more you can turn up the sound,
Your sweet song sung by your politicians.
So hurry up, get super rich, they'll take your pledge, they'll make your pitch
You'll find you always get the right decisions
Then run right out and get more dough from lots of other folks you know
And buy a whole Congress of politicians.
That free speech that used to be free, well now it costs a lot you see
But never let that limit your ambition.
That money's even better spent if it can buy a President,
A Court and all the politicians.
So go get you a politician, to advocate your position.
You don't know what you're missin' 'till you get one.
'Cause money equals speech you know, so if you've got a lot of dough
You can go and buy a politician.
Copyright (c) T. Bruce, 2014. All rights reserved.