Pure truth:
Having a wife is part of living.
But having girlfriend along with wife is "Art of Living"
Holy Spirit
Some people turn to God,
Some turn to alcohol.
Honestly speaking I don't see any difference,
Both ways life is being guided by a Spirit.
Head ache
Pharmacist to customer: In order to buy migraine pills, Sir, you need a proper prescription. A picture of your wife' is just not enough!