Funny Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Singh at bar in New York.

Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"

Santa Singh says - "Santa Singh Married"

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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary

Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Santa Singh : U R great sir! Starting salary is

o.k.......but? ?

how much is DRIVING salary...?

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh are driving a Car. Santa puts on the indicator

and asks Banta

to check whether its working. Banta puts his head

out and says

YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...

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Santa Singh is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts

its 1 leg, and

says, "chal", it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he

wrote the conclusion.. ....

....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut -

it becomes deaf......"

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A Tamilian call up Santa Singh and asks " tamil therima??"

Santa Singh got mad, angrily replied.... "Punjabi tera

baap!!!"

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were looking at Egyptian mummy.

Santa Singh : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident

case.

Banta Singh : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC

1760!!!....

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Santa Singh for an exam had studied only one essay

'FRIEND', but in the

exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced

friend with father

in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON,

I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY

TRUE

FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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Interviewar: what is ur qualification?

Santa Singh : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Santa Singh : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with

DIFFICULTY.. ..

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In KBC

Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?

Santa Singh : liquid state.....

Someone in Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, IT WAS BANTA SINGH..... ..