How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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Wife To Husband:
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta
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Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me
Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya.
Essay me usne Likha:
Ek Garib Parivar tha,
Pita Garib,
Maa Garib,
Bache Garib.
Parivar me4 Naukr the,
wo bhi Gareeb.
Car bi Tutti Hui SAFARI thi.
Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko Tutti Car me School Chhod K Aata tha.
Bachon K paas Purane N95 Mobile the.
Bache Hafte me 3 bar Hi Chicken Khate the.
Ghar me 4 Hi 2nd Hand A.C. The.
Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha .
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Laloo parshad jeeee one month bush say english ki traning lekar wapas india aye...
1 din fone aya
laloo jee says
" who is speaking"
dosri taraf say jawab aya
" HUM SUSRA BUSHWA BOLA RAHAY HOON."
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!