So Much True

1 stone is enough to break a glass.

1sentence is enough to break a heart.

1sec is enough to fall in love.

But y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam...???

A boy's eye is

Faster than Google in searching a

Beautiful girl in crowd...

:

But

...:

A boy's heart is slower than

Governments bus while

Proposing a Girl whom he truly

Loves.

"COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN"

Hmmm.....

Dats y it is said dat

"COUPLES r made in HEAVEN.

My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said:

At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot I still don't get why I got rusticated.

I only asked him, Which End Sir?

Professor: What's attention deficit hyperactive disorder?

Student: jimbalakadi bamba.

Professor: Sorry, I don't undrstnd what u said?

Student: Same here sir!

Father to son: why don't u just go and study?

Son: what for?

Father: U'll get good marks...

Son: then?

Father: U'll get good job.

......Son: then?

Father: U'll have big house, new car.

Son: so what after that?

Father: after that U'll relax.

Son: so what do u think I m doing right now???

Announcement in University:

"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"

Ugly Truth:

In Bed,

It's 6AM,

You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...

...& it's 7:45

But in Office,

It's 9:30am

You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...

& It's Still 9:31