Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands

Released by Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands.

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There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"?

Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything" ;

and the book is titled: "What Women Want!"

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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.

A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

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Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES, taste good anytime.

Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.

Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or Cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &

The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the Same offense

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Lady to her maid: Oh Bayee, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."

Bayee: I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!"

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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said,

"I've found a man just like father!"

Mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"