Rajani went for morning walk. After 1 hour, the police arrested him. Why??
Bcos He reached USA without VISA!!
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Once Rajani bunked a whole day from school..
Since then that day is Known as Sunday..
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Rajinikant got his driving license at the age of 16 seconds
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Rajnikanth can see himself sleeping..
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Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!!
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And….
And….
And….
The “Rajnikant” award goes to OSCAR!!!
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-Rajni sentences the judge in the court
- He can declare the third umpire out !
- He can red-card a soccer match referee.
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spelling of rajnikant is "Rajnikant" because there is nothing like Rajni Can't
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Rajni doesn’t find bugs in any code, because ‘Bugs’ come to watch his movie & they’re caught..
J
They have found ‘Bugs’ in Da Vinci code in similar fashion.. J
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Rajnikantcan make his girlfriend admit her mistake!..
Rajnikant can answer THE question “Do I Look Fat in this??...
Rajnikant can answer THE question How much do you love me??
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Rajikant did his KG from 7 different places……….
Those 7 places are the present IITs in INDIA.
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Whenever RAJNIKANT starts rising, the market starts falling!!!!
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Rajini’s favourite SQL query...
SELECT * from ORACLE;
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NASA CLOSED…..
Rajni has bought all the Rockets for Diwali…!!
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Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child.,
Today that child is known as "The Great Khali".
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The pyramids in Egypt are actually ........
.......Rajinikant's primary school crafts project
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My cell phone is full of Rajnikanth messages
And now I don’t need a charger.