The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. Author Unknown
I wish life had an Undo function. Author Unknown
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. Jeff Pesis
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. -Clifford Stoll
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data.
Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes. Dave Barry
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim. Edsger W. Dijkstra
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry. Author Unknown
Rebooting is a wonder drug it fixes almost everything. Garrett Hazel,
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Pablo Picasso
In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. Author Unknown
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination. Author Unknown
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Andy Rooney
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.