Short Funny Jokes

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light

He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS== Daddy cat, Mummy cat and two kittens !

Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

Why does history keep repeating itself?

Because we weren't listening for the first time !

"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

Violin after the operation?"

"Yes of course...."

"Great ! I never could before"

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why dosen't it rain on you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like U should be kept in the zoo.

Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.

When ur life is in darkness pray to God

Ask him to free u from darkness and

Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,

Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !