Pack Announcements

Announcements, announcements, announcements.

(To the tune of A Farmer in the Dell)

A terrible way to die, a terrible way to die,

It’s a terrible thing to be talked to death.

A terrible way to die.

Announcements, announcements, announcements.

(To the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down)

Keep announcements short and sweet,

Short and sweet,

Short and sweet.

Keep announcements short and sweet,

Cause they’re boring