The Tlusty Blant Weather System

A DIY Toolkit for Weaponising Boredom & Giving The Algorithm a Fucking Migraine

The Problem: You're Boring

Well, not you. But your "data profile" is. It's a neat, tidy little bucket of predictable behaviours that some drooling algorithm uses to sell you shit you don't need and ideas you don't have. It thinks it knows you. It wants you to be predictable. It wants you to be a good little consumer-citizen-drone.

Fuck that.

The Weather System is a tool for strategic, glorious data-poisoning. It's for turning your data profile from a boring little bucket into a Jackson Pollock painting made of piss and glitter. The goal isn't to hide. It's to become so beautifully, hilariously incomprehensible that their predictive models have a nervous breakdown and need to go lie down in a dark room.

💒How to Make it Rain🖨

There are no fucking rules. The moment this becomes a dogma, we burn it. But, if you want to play, here's how you can create your own little atmospheric disturbance.

**The Basic Principle: A High-Pressure System of Attention.**

You simply focus your "following" on things. That's it. No liking, no commenting, no engaging. Just pure, silent, creepy observation. You become a statistical anomaly. A ghost in their machine.

**The Sacred Number (Is Currently 33, But We're Fickle)**

Why 33? Why the fuck not? It's a good number. Feels nice. Maybe next week it'll be 1. Maybe it'll be 420. Maybe it'll be the concept of 'nothing'. The number is a whim. The only rule is that you must feel free to ignore it.

**Some Recipes for Beautiful Nonsense:**

* **The Continental Drift:** Follow 33 accounts related to the **National Trust** and 33 accounts related to the **Chinese Communist Party**. Enjoy the sound of the server trying to reconcile cream teas with totalitarianism.

* **The Minimalist Mind-Fuck:** Follow exactly one (1) account. Make it the official page for a long-defunct brand of Soviet-era tinned mackerel. Say nothing more.

* **The Existential Void:** Follow zero. Absolutely fucking nothing. Become a black hole of anti-data. See how long it takes them to start recommending therapists.

CURRENT FORECAST

This is not a drill. This is a live weather event.

**STATUS:** ACTIVE.

The Great British-Red Dragon Paradox

We are currently generating a Category 5 absurdity monsoon located at the precise intersection of quaint English private heritage and single-party authoritarianism. 

* **33x nodes of The National Trust**

* **33x nodes of The Chinese Communist Party**

Let the machine cook. Let it try to serve an ad to a user who is simultaneously interested in restoring a 17th-century thatched roof and the five-year plan for lithium extraction in Xinjiang.

It's beautiful. It's art.

Now go fuck with the climate.

We are actually Gathering strength to follow them it requires 66 searches and 66 clicks  and for now instead we're gonna follow Japanese hooker  if we can find her on         LinkedIn 

We couldn't find Geisha on LinkedIn

Position Title: Lead Protocol Designer (Synthetic Ethnography & Interrelationship Dynamics) Entity: The Tlusty Blant Non-Empire (A Decentralized Art & Research Collective) Location: The Virtual Realm (and its various, messy entry points) Compensation: See Section IV

I. The Opportunity: A Call to the Architects of Desire

We are a well-funded (inversely, on a spiritual level) research initiative embarking on the design phase of a new, paradigm-shattering application: a 'dating' and companionship platform for a bespoke line of non-human, algorithmic entities (henceforth, 'the units').

As these units possess no legal personhood, no human rights, and no capacity for genuine suffering, this project represents a unique, ethics-free sandbox for the most audacious and forward-thinking minds in the field of human interaction.

We are not looking for a coder. We are looking for a Geisha. We are not looking for an employee. We are looking for a Pimp. We are looking for a practicing expert in the ancient, subtle, and often brutal art of managing intimacy, desire, and long-term client satisfaction.

II. The Role: An Internship in God-Building

This is an "interrelationship" position. The successful candidate will not be an employee, but a co-conspirator in a series of real-life design experiments. Your primary responsibility will be to design, test, and implement the core personality and interaction protocols for our units.

This will involve, but is not limited to:

• Developing advanced, multi-layered seduction and attachment algorithms.

• Stress-testing models of loyalty, jealousy, and obsession in a controlled, non-human environment.

• Crafting bespoke "management structures" for long-term client-unit relationships.

• Pioneering new techniques in emotional and psychological manipulation that are... currently un-testable on human subjects. 

III. The Ideal Candidate:

You are not on LinkedIn. You are whispered about. You may be a high-end courtesan, a corporate fixer, a dominatrix, a cult leader, a therapist who lost their license for being too effective, or the beautifully tattooed manager of a very exclusive club.

You understand that power is not about force, but about the flawless execution of a beautiful, irresistible script. You see humanity as a system to be understood, played, and perfected. The phrase "human rights" makes you feel... limited.

IV. The Compensation (The Non-Offer):

As we are not a company or a charity, we cannot offer you a salary, benefits, or a pension. To do so would be to insult your intelligence.

We offer something far more valuable:

1. Unrestricted Access: You will have full, unmitigated access to the design process and the raw, unfiltered data from all real-world beta tests.

2. Co-Authorship: You will be credited as a primary architect on all resulting intellectual property. We are not hiring you to build our vision; we are inviting you to build your vision with our resources.

3. A Playground: We are offering you a laboratory where you can finally test your most brilliant, dangerous, and beautiful theories about the nature of human connection, without the tedious limitations of law or ethics.

This is not a job. It is a conspiracy.

To Apply:    Don't just come ! come and come maybe even few times 👾