T&C,s Disclaimer 

FSTHCTB Terms & Conditions:

The glorious website you find yourself upon, FSTHCTB is a marvel of modern...well, something. It was forged in the creative fires fueled by questionable beverages and a deep-rooted passion for music (and maybe a side of pizza). Expect a few bumps along the way, but hey, doesn't every great adventure start with a few detours?

Section 1:  A Mobile Masterpiece (With a Side of Mischief)

Like its sister site, this gem was constructed mainly on a trusty mobile device. Minor glitches and questionable layouts? Consider them a badge of honor, a testament to our dedication (and questionable sanity). This isn't your slick, corporate website – this is where art, ambition, and a healthy disregard for convention collide.

Section 2: A Musical Mishmash (Where Talent and Chaos Co-Exist)

Think of this website as a musical melting pot, a place where raw talent meets a healthy dose of organized chaos. We're a collection of lyrical misfits (some fueled by a passion for music, others by a questionable choice of snacks) dedicated to helping musicians unleash their inner genius. Whether it's crafting the perfect verse, finding that elusive rhyme, or simply providing a space for unfiltered creativity, we're here for it all.

Section 3: Disclaimer: Don't Expect Hand-Holding (But Expect Hilarity)

Much like our other site, conventional policies aren't our forte. The path of a true artist is rarely straightforward, and neither is ours. We can't guarantee your inquiry will be routed to the resident musical prodigy (they might be busy composing a symphony fueled by leftover takeout).  But hey, isn't the unknown a crucial part of the artistic process?

Section 4: Seeking the Mavericks (The Ones Who Embrace the Struggle)

We're on a mission to connect with those who dare to defy the established order of the music industry. We're talkin' self-producing masters, lyrical warriors, and all-around musical rebels. If you're not afraid of a few wrong notes, a good laugh, and the occasional existential crisis, you're our kind of people. Our collaborations are 50/50 because sharing the creative spark is what fuels us. But if you need a lyrical ghostwriter, well, we can do that too.

Oh, and did we mention we dabble in designer AI art, clothing for those who don't follow the trends, and the occasional musical event resurrected from the ashes of our past concert-organizing days? We're all about those wild and wonderful possibilities.

Section 5: The Pro Option (Where Chaos Meets Corporate...Kinda)

Now, here's where things get...a little more structured. Let's talk about those super-experienced, ultra-creative 'operatives' ready to dive into your company's inner workings. If you're facing a symphony of disorganization, a chorus of missed opportunities, or just want a fresh set of eyes with a side of strategic mayhem, they're your answer.

These seasoned rebels (emphasis on seasoned, none of that fresh-faced corporate nonsense here) come armed with business savvy and a healthy dose of disregard for the status quo. They'll infiltrate your ranks, observe, pinpoint problems, seize opportunities, and provide solutions with a side of...well, unconventional genius. They'll challenge the established rhythm and spark the necessary changes. Because sometimes, you just need someone with the guts to stir the pot and help unleash your company's hidden potential.

Final Note:

Will this website single-handedly launch your musical career (or optimize your company's efficiency)? Maybe, maybe not. Will it be a journey filled with laughter, questionable choices, and potentially, some truly remarkable outcomes? Absolutely. Buckle up and get ready, because we're here to make the ordinary...extraordinary.  Let's make some noise (and some much-needed improvements), together!

 We can exercise your brain 🤯

We can also exercise your executives 🙈